School Board Member Wants Madness Added To Curriculum

 
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Arguing that students should return to the fundamentals taught in the Pnakotic Manuscripts and the Necronomicon in order to develop the skills they need to be driven to the very edge of sanity, Arkham school board member Charles West continued to advance his pro-madness agenda at the district's monthly meeting Tuesday.

"Fools!" said West, his clenched fist striking the lectern before him. "We must prepare today's youth for a world whose terrors are etched upon ancient clay tablets recounting the fever-dreams of the other gods—not fill their heads with such trivia as math and English. Our graduates need to know about those who lie beneath the earth, waiting until the stars align so they can return to their rightful place as our masters and wage war against the Elder Things and the shoggoths!"



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why are they not teaching dugmatics?


 
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why are they not teaching dugmatics?
what does dugmatics consist of?


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why are they not teaching dugmatics?
what does dugmatics consist of?


the role of dug as the universal equation



 
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why are they not teaching dugmatics?
what does dugmatics consist of?


the role of dug as the universal equation
yeah I'm going to blaspheme and say that's dumb


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why are they not teaching dugmatics?
what does dugmatics consist of?


the role of dug as the universal equation
yeah I'm going to blaspheme and say that's dumb

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Looks like he really wants anarchy to go down.


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Arkham school board member Charles West[/img]
Arkham Knight identity confirmed.


 
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Arkham school board member Charles West[/img]
Arkham Knight identity confirmed.
Arkham is originally a fictional city that H.P. Lovecraft created. But it is a fitting name for Batman's city.