Who on this forum has the best sex life?

>Tfw Door ignores me.

Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.

Lol door

Aren't you 16?

17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.

Ha, I'll take that money now.

lehhgoo

What's your drink of choice, son?

If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.

Right....

So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?

>imblynig

I'm no freshman whore. I can take plenty.

Alright. Let's graduate to dry whites then. How long until I convince you to suck my dick?

you talk a lot of shit for a creepy internet anime man

I can back it up though, son. Deutches blood stronk! Alcohol flows in my DNA!

I'm way more German than you though

Prove it, untermensch!

Green eyes? ROUND chin?

Sorry son, but you're going in the oven.

nigra is you calling this round



Also, green eyes are the most aryan eyes of all. Even more aryan than blue.

If you're eyes ain't blue, you a jew.

this is literally you

I'd post my perfectly aryan reaction... but I don't feel like removing my wig to do so. 0

>Tfw Door ignores me.

you're irrelevant

>Tfw Door ignores me.

you're irrelevant

You're a faggot, and god hates you.

Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.

Lol door

Aren't you 16?

17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.

Ha, I'll take that money now.

lehhgoo

What's your drink of choice, son?

If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.

Right....

So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?

>imblynig

I'm no freshman whore. I can take plenty.

Alright. Let's graduate to dry whites then. How long until I convince you to suck my dick?

you talk a lot of shit for a creepy internet anime man

I can back it up though, son. Deutches blood stronk! Alcohol flows in my DNA!

I'm way more German than you though

Prove it, untermensch!

Green eyes? ROUND chin?

Sorry son, but you're going in the oven.

nigra is you calling this round



Also, green eyes are the most aryan eyes of all. Even more aryan than blue.

If you're eyes ain't blue, you a jew.

this is literally you

I'd post my perfectly aryan reaction... but I don't feel like removing my wig to do so. 0

lel i bet you have a hook nose and curly hair

>Tfw Door ignores me.

you're irrelevant

You're a faggot, and god hates you.

gods not real

>Tfw Door ignores me.

you're irrelevant

You're a faggot, and god hates you.

gods not real

And yet he still hates you. Can you grasp your faggotry now? Fictional beings, meant to keep you from masturbating, hate you.

Historically?

Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.

Currently? Probably not me.

Lol door

Aren't you 16?

17 mango

I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.

Ha, I'll take that money now.

lehhgoo

What's your drink of choice, son?

If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.

I'm not picky though.

Right....

So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?

>imblynig

I'm no freshman whore. I can take plenty.

Alright. Let's graduate to dry whites then. How long until I convince you to suck my dick?

you talk a lot of shit for a creepy internet anime man

I can back it up though, son. Deutches blood stronk! Alcohol flows in my DNA!

I'm way more German than you though

Prove it, untermensch!

Green eyes? ROUND chin?

Sorry son, but you're going in the oven.

nigra is you calling this round



Also, green eyes are the most aryan eyes of all. Even more aryan than blue.

If you're eyes ain't blue, you a jew.

this is literally you

I'd post my perfectly aryan reaction... but I don't feel like removing my wig to do so. 0

lel i bet you have a hook nose and curly hair

My nose be Elbe as fuck, son.

The hair is... rather... um... let's say that women get perms to look half as good as my hair did back when I could grow it out.

But regardless, my eyes be blue and my face screams "not jew".

The hair is... rather... um... let's say that women get perms to look half as good as my hair did back when I could grow it out.

confirmed for kike

The hair is... rather... um... let's say that women get perms to look half as good as my hair did back when I could grow it out.

confirmed for kike

FUCK NO YOU GODDAMN ROMA MUTT GREEN EYED MUD BLOOD!

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also i am confident my quality of girls is one of the top if not the top of the list