Who here hasn't had their first kiss?

 
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Make yourself known so we can laugh at how pleb you are.

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It has to be open-mouth to count as a real kiss.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Hai


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I have. Don't see why someone wouldn't unless they're a bit younger.


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I'll be happy to help those that haven't had their first kiss.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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This is pathetic, Cheat
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
I have.

The girl kind, to specify.
Last Edit: August 24, 2014, 10:26:21 PM by Casper


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Does a really creepy obsessed girl count?

She kissed me by force. I may have to contact the authorities....


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I have. Don't see why someone wouldn't unless they're a bit younger.

 8)

Eh, its mostly because im a pussy.


 
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Do you ever post anything worth discussing? I'm genuinely curious.


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Do you ever post anything worth discussing? I'm genuinely curious.

Go back to the serious board you cock-breath commie motherfucker!


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"A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him saying, 'You are mad, you are not like us'."
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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Do you ever post anything worth discussing?
nope


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Does running into a girl's face during basketball count?
I think was more of her "biting" me than kissing me......

#myfacehurt
Last Edit: August 24, 2014, 10:41:48 PM by Rocketman287


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Go back to the serious board you cock-breath commie motherfucker!
Why the fuck do you reply and try to counter every post I make? You're fucking obsessed.


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Why the fuck do you reply and try to counter every post I make? You're fucking obsessed.

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Why the fuck do you reply and try to counter every post I make? You're fucking obsessed.

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or you're just a shitty user. So I call you out on your logical fallacies by not actually calling you out on said fallacies
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Does a really creepy obsessed girl count?

She kissed me by force. I may have to contact the authorities....
That counts.



Does running into a girl's face during basketball count?
I think was more of her "biting" me than kissing me......

#myfacehurt
Doesn't count.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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——Carmen


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nope

I already know.

That logic though
Nope. I know what I asked and I already knew the answer to my question anyway. I just wanted to see what your reply would be.


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Nope. I know what I asked and I already knew the answer to my question anyway. I just wanted to see what your reply would be.

Houston, your damage control is malfunctioning.


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Nope. I know what I asked and I already knew the answer to my question anyway. I just wanted to see what your reply would be.

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/loaded-question


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I neither fear, nor despise.
That counts.


Doesn't count.

*cries


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Houston, your damage control is malfunctioning.
There's absolutely no damage control going on here. Not like the crap you were desperately trying to do for Cheat yesterday.


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
There's absolutely no damage control going on here. Not like the crap you were desperately trying to do for Cheat yesterday.
You're easily our worst new member.


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You're easily our worst new member.
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You're easily our worst new member.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Aw, you finally learned how to quote things? Remember, you only need to press it once for it to work.