NSFW Who here has done anal?

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For me I'm obviously talking penetrating the person but input from you homos is appreciated too.

I've never done it but lately I've been way hornier than usual and the girl I'm seeing is very sexual and freaky. I want to do anal but I'm not sure how this is done or even how to bring it up. Sometimes I (nsfw)
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rub my finger around her asshole opening or dip a finger in while fucking doggy and she always seems to moan louder, her vagina tightens up etc it turns me on like crazy
. this is a pretty good indicator that she's down for it right? 

Any advice?


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Totally is, bro. She wants it


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Shits pretty lit tbh, just ask if she's down. If she's not blown out already it's going to take a lot of lube and patience. Toys help as well but a finger or two will do.


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Shits pretty lit tbh, just ask if she's down. If she's not blown out already it's going to take a lot of lube and patience. Toys help as well but a finger or two will do.
Condom or no condom?


 
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I'd probably be super paranoid about how clean her asshole is.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
You might not think it would, but it's always disgusted me. It's a pretty standard line I won't cross.


 
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Also it seems painful as fuck for both parties, even with lube.


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Also it seems painful as fuck for both parties, even with lube.
It can be. I have a folder full of webms where the girl is screaming her head off from taking it in the butt.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
Also it seems painful as fuck for both parties, even with lube.
It can be. I have a folder full of webms where the girl is screaming her head off from taking it in the butt.

hahahahahahahahahaha


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Be patient and slow at the start. Get her nice and worked up beforehand. You don't necessarily need to get your fIngers dirty but they accelerate the process. Don't start the rhythm immediately upon entry, give things time to stretch. Then gradually pick the rhythm up. Slipping out is regular, if you get too flaccid dont make futile attempts at reinsertion, do what you need to to get back to full mast then go back in.

Once you get the gears turning you can go balls deep.

But always listen. Be patient. Anal isn't jacking off.
Last Edit: August 09, 2017, 07:25:39 PM by eggsalad


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ayy lmao
It's a pain in the ass. I don't mean that as a pun, it's a really annoying process to have clean anal sex.


 
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Be patient and slow at the start. Get her nice and worked up beforehand. You don't necessarily need to get your fIngers dirty but they accelerate the process. Don't start the rhythm immediately upon entry, give things time to stretch. Then gradually pick the rhythm up. Slipping out is regular, if you get too flaccid dont make futile attempts at reinsertion, do what you need to to get back to full mast then go back in.

Once you get the gears turning you can go balls deep.

But always listen. Be patient. Anal isn't jacking off.
you do a great job of making it seem like it's something not worth the effort


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Be patient and slow at the start. Get her nice and worked up beforehand. You don't necessarily need to get your fIngers dirty but they accelerate the process. Don't start the rhythm immediately upon entry, give things time to stretch. Then gradually pick the rhythm up. Slipping out is regular, if you get too flaccid dont make futile attempts at reinsertion, do what you need to to get back to full mast then go back in.

Once you get the gears turning you can go balls deep.

But always listen. Be patient. Anal isn't jacking off.
you do a great job of making it seem like it's something not worth the effort
I imagine it does sound dry to those who haven't had it.


 
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Be patient and slow at the start. Get her nice and worked up beforehand. You don't necessarily need to get your fIngers dirty but they accelerate the process. Don't start the rhythm immediately upon entry, give things time to stretch. Then gradually pick the rhythm up. Slipping out is regular, if you get too flaccid dont make futile attempts at reinsertion, do what you need to to get back to full mast then go back in.

Once you get the gears turning you can go balls deep.

But always listen. Be patient. Anal isn't jacking off.
you do a great job of making it seem like it's something not worth the effort
I imagine it does sound dry to those who haven't had it.
i'm not saying it sounds dry

it sounds like a hassle


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It's a pain in the ass. I don't mean that as a pun, it's a really annoying process to have clean anal sex.
is there a slang term for the like 15-30 minutes where you're waiting for your partner to clean their rectum out in preparation for sex


 
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Shits pretty lit tbh, just ask if she's down. If she's not blown out already it's going to take a lot of lube and patience. Toys help as well but a finger or two will do.
Condom or no condom?
Always a condom

Do you want some tiny amount of shit on your dick? Even if she cleans up in there, it wouldn't hurt to be safe. No one wants a small piece of feces in their urethra.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Shits pretty lit tbh, just ask if she's down. If she's not blown out already it's going to take a lot of lube and patience. Toys help as well but a finger or two will do.
Condom or no condom?
Always a condom

Do you want some tiny amount of shit on your dick? Even if she cleans up in there, it wouldn't hurt to be safe. No one wants a small piece of feces in their urethra.
That's why you just pee in her butt when you're done.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
This is just a disgusting thread.


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I haven't myself. But I know a certain Hungarian housemate who did...

I'll try and remember what he told me about the experience;

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"I was fucking this girl back in Hungary, she was a nasty bitch (nasty as in like, sexy-nasty), and while I was fucking her doggystyle she was moaning, she asked me to put it in her ass. I was crazy fucking horny so I was like 'yeah, ok'. She was an an ass-virgin, her ass was tight as fuck while I was trying to put it in, and it took a while to put all of my dick in her." (wildly exaggerated claims at this point).

"After a while it [her ass] got loose, and so I started fucking her like crazy and was fucking great. After a while, my left leg felt wet and warm, but it was dark and I couldn't see what it was. I rubbed my hand down my leg, and it fucking stank, and it was runny and brown. It was shit."

*He laughed loudly at this point, like a Hungarian Krusty the Clown*

"It was fucking disgusting, but it felt so good on my dick that I had a thought; stop, make her embarrassed about it, or keep going."

*smug beaming grin grows*

"I kept going!"

TLDR; He fucked someone in the arse not prepared for being fucked in the arse, and got diarrhoea shit on his dick. Sounds pretty fucking messy to me.


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Also it seems painful as fuck for both parties, even with lube.
A well lubed asshole is fucking smooth man. Of course  foreplay is required too. Gotta get that ass into the mood.


 
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I haven't myself. But I know a certain Hungarian housemate who did...

I'll try and remember what he told me about the experience;

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"I was fucking this girl back in Hungary, she was a nasty bitch (nasty as in like, sexy-nasty), and while I was fucking her doggystyle she was moaning, she asked me to put it in her ass. I was crazy fucking horny so I was like 'yeah, ok'. She was an an ass-virgin, her ass was tight as fuck while I was trying to put it in, and it took a while to put all of my dick in her." (wildly exaggerated claims at this point).

"After a while it [her ass] got loose, and so I started fucking her like crazy and was fucking great. After a while, my left leg felt wet and warm, but it was dark and I couldn't see what it was. I rubbed my hand down my leg, and it fucking stank, and it was runny and brown. It was shit."

*He laughed loudly at this point, like a Hungarian Krusty the Clown*

"It was fucking disgusting, but it felt so good on my dick that I had a thought; stop, make her embarrassed about it, or keep going."

*smug beaming grin grows*

"I kept going!"

TLDR; He fucked someone in the arse not prepared for being fucked in the arse, and got diarrhoea shit on his dick. Sounds pretty fucking messy to me.



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Also it seems painful as fuck for both parties, even with lube.
It can be. I have a folder full of webms where the girl is screaming her head off from taking it in the butt.

hahahahahahahahahaha
I think some might be legit rape 😞


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It's a pain in the ass. I don't mean that as a pun, it's a really annoying process to have clean anal sex.
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Shits pretty lit tbh, just ask if she's down. If she's not blown out already it's going to take a lot of lube and patience. Toys help as well but a finger or two will do.
Condom or no condom?

It's your life friend. Stds are transmitted from the back door. If you know she's clean there's no reason not to. I've never had shit dick but you want to make sure she's not rocking the rhea.