NSFW Who here has done anal?

 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
It's a pain in the ass. I don't mean that as a pun, it's a really annoying process to have clean anal sex.
is there a slang term for the like 15-30 minutes where you're waiting for your partner to clean their rectum out in preparation for sex

Rollin' colon is the best I've got.


 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison


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My dear old friend, take me for a spin
Two wolves in the dark, running in the wind
I'm letting go, but I've never felt better
Passing by all the monsters in my head
So is it possible to avoid non messy buttsex?


 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
So is it possible to avoid non messy buttsex?

Absolutely


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My dear old friend, take me for a spin
Two wolves in the dark, running in the wind
I'm letting go, but I've never felt better
Passing by all the monsters in my head
So is it possible to avoid non messy buttsex?

Absolutely
Care to elaborate?


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tbf never seen the point when there's a perfectly good vag right there, but sounds like she's into it for you.


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My dear old friend, take me for a spin
Two wolves in the dark, running in the wind
I'm letting go, but I've never felt better
Passing by all the monsters in my head
tbf never seen the point when there's a perfectly good vag right there, but sounds like she's into it for you.
Some of us don't have many other options


 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
So is it possible to avoid non messy buttsex?

Absolutely
Care to elaborate?

I have never had shit dick. If you're talking about lube it's pretty much a necessity tho.


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My dear old friend, take me for a spin
Two wolves in the dark, running in the wind
I'm letting go, but I've never felt better
Passing by all the monsters in my head
So is it possible to avoid non messy buttsex?

Absolutely
Care to elaborate?

I have never had shit dick. If you're talking about lube it's pretty much a necessity tho.
oy vey nevermind
I meant the cleaning out part


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The anus is not an orifice meant for sexual penetration.


 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
So is it possible to avoid non messy buttsex?

Absolutely
Care to elaborate?

I have never had shit dick. If you're talking about lube it's pretty much a necessity tho.
oy vey nevermind
I meant the cleaning out part

That I'm unclear about. I've only entered, not received.


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Anal is cancelled for now. Bitch started thrusting her ass back while we were going at it hard. Fucked up the entire rhythm and I ended up slipping out and jamming my dick on her butt, dick bent and is currently in pain whenever erect smh.

 Anal is cancelled or postponed until further notice


 
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I want to steal her thunder!
Anal is cancelled for now. Bitch started thrusting her ass back while we were going at it hard. Fucked up the entire rhythm and I ended up slipping out and jamming my dick on her butt, dick bent and is currently in pain whenever erect smh.

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I haven't laughed that hard in a while thanks


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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
I'd be too nervous about hurting my peepee. Just the thought of it makes me a little nauseous.


 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Anal is cancelled for now. Bitch started thrusting her ass back while we were going at it hard. Fucked up the entire rhythm and I ended up slipping out and jamming my dick on her butt, dick bent and is currently in pain whenever erect smh.

 Anal is cancelled or postponed until further notice

Damn near broke my dick the first time I tried. Didn't try it again for months.


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It's a pain in the ass. I don't mean that as a pun, it's a really annoying process to have clean anal sex.
is there a slang term for the like 15-30 minutes where you're waiting for your partner to clean their rectum out in preparation for sex
Enema.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
Shits pretty lit tbh, just ask if she's down. If she's not blown out already it's going to take a lot of lube and patience. Toys help as well but a finger or two will do.
Condom or no condom?
>wearing a condom during sex
>ever
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I got nothing
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Anal is cancelled for now. Bitch started thrusting her ass back while we were going at it hard. Fucked up the entire rhythm and I ended up slipping out and jamming my dick on her butt, dick bent and is currently in pain whenever erect smh.

 Anal is cancelled or postponed until further notice
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


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Anal is cancelled for now. Bitch started thrusting her ass back while we were going at it hard. Fucked up the entire rhythm and I ended up slipping out and jamming my dick on her butt, dick bent and is currently in pain whenever erect smh.

 Anal is cancelled or postponed until further notice

look, when you want that dick inside you can't control your hips


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I've done both. It takes some getting used to at first but it opens up some new doors no pun intended.


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So is it possible to avoid non messy buttsex?

Absolutely
Care to elaborate?

I have never had shit dick. If you're talking about lube it's pretty much a necessity tho.
oy vey nevermind
I meant the cleaning out part

That I'm unclear about. I've only entered, not received.


There are ways to have clean anal. There's at home enemas that help you clean out your canal that should be done after defecating. That's how boipussi in porn is so damn clean. :3

ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM.

Mind you I don't like anal unless I'm hammered, and even then it's rare because it hurts.
Last Edit: August 12, 2017, 12:38:26 PM by Kitsune 狐


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I love you, son.
Anal is cancelled for now. Bitch started thrusting her ass back while we were going at it hard. Fucked up the entire rhythm and I ended up slipping out and jamming my dick on her butt, dick bent and is currently in pain whenever erect smh.

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This is my new favourite post.