Who here can actually swim?

Oh · April 20, 2015, 01:01:48 PM

Just in case the forum gets flooded, wanna make sure everyone will be okay

I'm pretty good at swimming, praise be to my sexy muscular legs.

Ásgeirr · April 20, 2015, 01:03:39 PM

its okay, ill grab on to oniichan

alphy · April 20, 2015, 01:04:16 PM

no I can't swim

Flee · April 20, 2015, 01:04:31 PM

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Dan · April 20, 2015, 01:05:18 PM

My name is Michael Phelps

Oh · April 20, 2015, 01:05:28 PM

Quote from: Alphy on April 20, 2015, 01:04:16 PM

no I can't swim

Do you need some inflatable armbands? Just ordered some for Verb, I can get some more.

Naoto · April 20, 2015, 01:05:55 PM

Hoi! Master swimmer reporting in.

gats · April 20, 2015, 01:06:36 PM

What kind of faggot can't swim? They taught us in like year 2 primary school

Mat Cauthon · April 20, 2015, 01:06:40 PM

I haven't tried in years, but I used to be a really strong swimmer, so I'm confident I'd be fine in water.

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Quote from: oss on April 20, 2015, 01:03:39 PM

its okay, ill grab on to oniichan

Careful where you're grabbing >.>

Platinum · April 20, 2015, 01:07:25 PM

No one because they're all niggers

Oh · April 20, 2015, 01:07:59 PM

Quote from: gats.png on April 20, 2015, 01:06:36 PM

What kind of faggot can't swim? They taught us in like year 2 primary school

http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=35189.0

Player3Th0mas · April 20, 2015, 01:13:08 PM

I'm a swimming teacher. I teach 4 year olds how to swim.

If you can't swim, that's pretty sad.

Naru · April 20, 2015, 01:15:51 PM

Quote from: oss on April 20, 2015, 01:03:39 PM

its okay, ill grab on to oniichan

something something fetish that Yu/Tru would say

big sponge · April 20, 2015, 01:18:03 PM

Trained lifeguard reporting in.

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To bad nobody is hiring so I never got to put my certifications to use.

Azure · April 20, 2015, 01:18:26 PM

I pretty much taught all the little-lings in my family... heh

Ásgeirr · April 20, 2015, 01:21:02 PM

Quote from: Naru on April 20, 2015, 01:15:51 PM

Quote from: oss on April 20, 2015, 01:03:39 PM
its okay, ill grab on to oniichan
something something fetish that Yu/Tru would say

stop

gats · April 20, 2015, 01:23:49 PM

Anyone here that can't swim can grab onto my pole. I'm looking at you oss

ａｄｕｂａｔｏ · April 20, 2015, 01:24:03 PM

i am a master of the breast stroke

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and i'm a pretty good swimmer too za-zing

Zizzy · April 20, 2015, 01:24:43 PM

I've able to swim since I was about... 5? In or around that.

Naru · April 20, 2015, 01:25:18 PM

Eh. I can swim, just not that well since I swim in a pool or the shore of a beach.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · April 20, 2015, 01:32:31 PM

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Ender · April 20, 2015, 01:34:07 PM

Quote from: Daniel on April 20, 2015, 01:05:18 PM

My name is Michael Phelps

Random: That guy is really nice, he sent my brother a card when my brother got hit by a car.

OT: Yes, when I was younger i did leagues and what not.

Girl of Mystery · April 20, 2015, 01:36:49 PM

Quote from: Alphy on April 20, 2015, 01:04:16 PM

no I can't swim

No surprise. You are a spic after all.

Not Comms Officer · April 20, 2015, 02:48:13 PM

I can swim obviously.

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Nexus · April 20, 2015, 02:50:40 PM

Quote from: Flee on April 20, 2015, 01:04:31 PM

I'm a pretty good swimmer, I suppose. Youngest person at my old middle school to receive the highest swimming ribbon thing for doing 1.5 miles in a few hours back when I was 8.

Yeah, I am pretty good jogger, I supposed. Only got like a few gold olympic medals.

Verbatim · April 20, 2015, 02:50:52 PM

i can, though i learned a lot later than most people, because i've never actually needed to swim in my entire life, and i most likely never will

Nexus · April 20, 2015, 02:51:30 PM

I'm not black so I can swim.

Not Comms Officer · April 20, 2015, 02:52:21 PM

Quote from: Flee on April 20, 2015, 01:04:31 PM

I'm a pretty good swimmer, I suppose. Youngest person at my old middle school to receive the highest swimming ribbon thing for doing 1.5 miles in a few hours back when I was 8.

Yeah. Damn, swimming is a really slow way to get around. The average speed of swimmers is around 1.5 miles per hour...

And given that you were 8. Speaking that you were 8, how the hell could you do 1.5 miles? You have to had taken a lot of breaks.

Yu · April 20, 2015, 02:54:05 PM

I can swim just fine, I rather float though.

Flee · April 20, 2015, 03:06:43 PM

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