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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
my gf is broken and wants a fucking sexless relationship so no thanks
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my gf is broken and wants a fucking sexless relationship so no thanks

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i think there's a degree of closed-mindedness and willful ignorance that i think you personally need to get over in order to see my point here
And I think you're just as, if not more, guilty of this as I am. I've never met anyone with such contrarian views on sexuality. Your most deeply held philosophy villifies everything related to reproduction. I remember you talking about how gross genitals are and how you should hate what they do. You have thought for years now that sex and just about everything that goes with it is disgusting, wasteful and borderline evil because of the possible consequences. This whole conservation can be summarized pretty easily. You called me out on saying I thought it was pointless to stop having sex because you think it's pointless to begin with. I gave you some very real benefits which I think make it anything but pointless, some of which you ignored (the role it serves in relationships) or didn't really get to (the prostate cancer one that isn't compensated by just urinating). Your response to that was giving me alternatives which don't all accomplish the same things while being as effortless, fun and effective (and no, I don't think it's false to say that 10 minutes of sexual stuff before bed is more fun or takes less effort than switching your diet or working out).

I'll gladly admit that we all have our biases, but I think that you've become so entrenched in your views that you are as "closed-minded and willfully ignorant" as anyone here, if not more so. Having a discussion about the practical benefits of sex is a difficult thing to do when one of the people involved already holds the opinion that it's disgusting, wasteful and evil, and is kind of pointless because there will never be scientific research that concludes that jerking off at the end of the day is the objectively best way to spend those 15 minutes.

I also think that you are, to a certain extent, pretty clueless about some of this. As far as I know, you've never been in a committed and long-term relationship, or even had sex in the first place (although I might be wrong here). I think you underestimate how important that kind of intimacy can be for bonding, building trust and maintaining a healthy relationship. If you've never experienced this, it's near impossible to really understand. But either way, this is a pretty futile discussion. If we continue this a dozen more posts, it'll always just come back to how we should rationalize away all feelings and emotions, and how we should all live a certain way until everyone's stopped having kids and we're all dead, and that just makes these discussions a bit of a pointless chore in the end.


 
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Damn dude. How so?


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Damn dude. How so?
i don’t actually hold those views. We’ve spoken about it and she just wants to wait for a change in our housing circumstances before we resume our sex life.

The only thing that really bothers me about it is how much she wanted to avoid the conversation in the first place, when we both know how massive each other’s sex drives can be at times. You can’t just pull a 3 month dry spell out of your ass and expect your partner to think nothing of the change.



 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
Damn dude. How so?
i don’t actually hold those views. We’ve spoken about it and she just wants to wait for a change in our housing circumstances before we resume our sex life.

The only thing that really bothers me about it is how much she wanted to avoid the conversation in the first place, when we both know how massive each other’s sex drives can be at times. You can’t just pull a 3 month dry spell out of your ass and expect your partner to think nothing of the change.
You guys live with other people or something? You can still get down in the car or something. Maybe something else is up.


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Damn dude. How so?
i don’t actually hold those views. We’ve spoken about it and she just wants to wait for a change in our housing circumstances before we resume our sex life.

The only thing that really bothers me about it is how much she wanted to avoid the conversation in the first place, when we both know how massive each other’s sex drives can be at times. You can’t just pull a 3 month dry spell out of your ass and expect your partner to think nothing of the change.
You guys live with other people or something? You can still get down in the car or something. Maybe something else is up.
moved back in with my parents after shit went down with my housemates but I already know something’s up. It was really convenient that she stopped having sex with me the same week she met this other guy I caught her being affectionate with over text. She’s adamant she’s doing nothing wrong but literally every warning sign was there and she gets super defensive without me even bringing it up.

She’s actually a highly manipulative person and I’ve called her out on several occasions, each time she changes the subject when she knows she’s in trouble. She’s managed to fuck up every single past relationship she’s had in a similar way and then found a way to blame it on the other guy.


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I'm letting go, but I've never felt better
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Damn dude. How so?
i don’t actually hold those views. We’ve spoken about it and she just wants to wait for a change in our housing circumstances before we resume our sex life.

The only thing that really bothers me about it is how much she wanted to avoid the conversation in the first place, when we both know how massive each other’s sex drives can be at times. You can’t just pull a 3 month dry spell out of your ass and expect your partner to think nothing of the change.
You guys live with other people or something? You can still get down in the car or something. Maybe something else is up.
moved back in with my parents after shit went down with my housemates but I already know something’s up. It was really convenient that she stopped having sex with me the same week she met this other guy I caught her being affectionate with over text. She’s adamant she’s doing nothing wrong but literally every warning sign was there and she gets super defensive without me even bringing it up.

She’s actually a highly manipulative person and I’ve called her out on several occasions, each time she changes the subject when she knows she’s in trouble. She’s managed to fuck up every single past relationship she’s had in a similar way and then found a way to blame it on the other guy.
Ditch her. Once a hoe, always a hoe,and when it happens again you'll have no one to blame but yourself


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Damn dude. How so?
i don’t actually hold those views. We’ve spoken about it and she just wants to wait for a change in our housing circumstances before we resume our sex life.

The only thing that really bothers me about it is how much she wanted to avoid the conversation in the first place, when we both know how massive each other’s sex drives can be at times. You can’t just pull a 3 month dry spell out of your ass and expect your partner to think nothing of the change.
You guys live with other people or something? You can still get down in the car or something. Maybe something else is up.
moved back in with my parents after shit went down with my housemates but I already know something’s up. It was really convenient that she stopped having sex with me the same week she met this other guy I caught her being affectionate with over text. She’s adamant she’s doing nothing wrong but literally every warning sign was there and she gets super defensive without me even bringing it up.

She’s actually a highly manipulative person and I’ve called her out on several occasions, each time she changes the subject when she knows she’s in trouble. She’s managed to fuck up every single past relationship she’s had in a similar way and then found a way to blame it on the other guy.
Ditch her. Once a hoe, always a hoe,and when it happens again you'll have no one to blame but yourself
i was prepared for it to end in tears from the start my guy. She’s admitted to me that she wants to be a hoe for a bit while she’s young but she wants me more than that lifestyle. She’s actually an incredibly honest person and takes the relationship very seriously, and I know for a fact that she hasn’t actually cheated, but I’m gonna get her to admit that what she did with that guy was emotional cheating. With that sort of person you just can’t let them get away with anything or they’ll walk all over you.

There’s a few undiagnosed mental disorders but it doesn’t really excuse that kind of behaviour.


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My dear old friend, take me for a spin
Two wolves in the dark, running in the wind
I'm letting go, but I've never felt better
Passing by all the monsters in my head
Damn dude. How so?
i don’t actually hold those views. We’ve spoken about it and she just wants to wait for a change in our housing circumstances before we resume our sex life.

The only thing that really bothers me about it is how much she wanted to avoid the conversation in the first place, when we both know how massive each other’s sex drives can be at times. You can’t just pull a 3 month dry spell out of your ass and expect your partner to think nothing of the change.
You guys live with other people or something? You can still get down in the car or something. Maybe something else is up.
moved back in with my parents after shit went down with my housemates but I already know something’s up. It was really convenient that she stopped having sex with me the same week she met this other guy I caught her being affectionate with over text. She’s adamant she’s doing nothing wrong but literally every warning sign was there and she gets super defensive without me even bringing it up.

She’s actually a highly manipulative person and I’ve called her out on several occasions, each time she changes the subject when she knows she’s in trouble. She’s managed to fuck up every single past relationship she’s had in a similar way and then found a way to blame it on the other guy.
Ditch her. Once a hoe, always a hoe,and when it happens again you'll have no one to blame but yourself
i was prepared for it to end in tears from the start my guy. She’s admitted to me that she wants to be a hoe for a bit while she’s young but she wants me more than that lifestyle. She’s actually an incredibly honest person and takes the relationship very seriously, and I know for a fact that she hasn’t actually cheated, but I’m gonna get her to admit that what she did with that guy was emotional cheating. With that sort of person you just can’t let them get away with anything or they’ll walk all over you.

There’s a few undiagnosed mental disorders but it doesn’t really excuse that kind of behaviour.
Just smack her around a bit.  She'll straighten up real quick


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
Damn dude. How so?
i don’t actually hold those views. We’ve spoken about it and she just wants to wait for a change in our housing circumstances before we resume our sex life.

The only thing that really bothers me about it is how much she wanted to avoid the conversation in the first place, when we both know how massive each other’s sex drives can be at times. You can’t just pull a 3 month dry spell out of your ass and expect your partner to think nothing of the change.
You guys live with other people or something? You can still get down in the car or something. Maybe something else is up.
moved back in with my parents after shit went down with my housemates but I already know something’s up. It was really convenient that she stopped having sex with me the same week she met this other guy I caught her being affectionate with over text. She’s adamant she’s doing nothing wrong but literally every warning sign was there and she gets super defensive without me even bringing it up.

She’s actually a highly manipulative person and I’ve called her out on several occasions, each time she changes the subject when she knows she’s in trouble. She’s managed to fuck up every single past relationship she’s had in a similar way and then found a way to blame it on the other guy.
She's cheating on you.


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Damn dude. How so?
i don’t actually hold those views. We’ve spoken about it and she just wants to wait for a change in our housing circumstances before we resume our sex life.

The only thing that really bothers me about it is how much she wanted to avoid the conversation in the first place, when we both know how massive each other’s sex drives can be at times. You can’t just pull a 3 month dry spell out of your ass and expect your partner to think nothing of the change.
You guys live with other people or something? You can still get down in the car or something. Maybe something else is up.
moved back in with my parents after shit went down with my housemates but I already know something’s up. It was really convenient that she stopped having sex with me the same week she met this other guy I caught her being affectionate with over text. She’s adamant she’s doing nothing wrong but literally every warning sign was there and she gets super defensive without me even bringing it up.

She’s actually a highly manipulative person and I’ve called her out on several occasions, each time she changes the subject when she knows she’s in trouble. She’s managed to fuck up every single past relationship she’s had in a similar way and then found a way to blame it on the other guy.
She's cheating on you.
i know the signs point that way, but there are people who really couldn’t care less about her telling me shit’s in the clear. They have absolutely no reason to lie about it and they’ve been there for everything.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
Damn dude. How so?
i don’t actually hold those views. We’ve spoken about it and she just wants to wait for a change in our housing circumstances before we resume our sex life.

The only thing that really bothers me about it is how much she wanted to avoid the conversation in the first place, when we both know how massive each other’s sex drives can be at times. You can’t just pull a 3 month dry spell out of your ass and expect your partner to think nothing of the change.
You guys live with other people or something? You can still get down in the car or something. Maybe something else is up.
moved back in with my parents after shit went down with my housemates but I already know something’s up. It was really convenient that she stopped having sex with me the same week she met this other guy I caught her being affectionate with over text. She’s adamant she’s doing nothing wrong but literally every warning sign was there and she gets super defensive without me even bringing it up.

She’s actually a highly manipulative person and I’ve called her out on several occasions, each time she changes the subject when she knows she’s in trouble. She’s managed to fuck up every single past relationship she’s had in a similar way and then found a way to blame it on the other guy.
She's cheating on you.
i know the signs point that way, but there are people who really couldn’t care less about her telling me shit’s in the clear. They have absolutely no reason to lie about it and they’ve been there for everything.
Internal affairs has them on the payroll... this goes all the way to the top.


 
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I already know he’s been trying to steal my girl.

The only thing stopping me from smashing into his car whenever I drive past his is the fact that mine has some semblance of value.


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i think there's a degree of closed-mindedness and willful ignorance that i think you personally need to get over in order to see my point here
And I think you're just as, if not more, guilty of this as I am. I've never met anyone with such contrarian views on sexuality. Your most deeply held philosophy villifies everything related to reproduction. I remember you talking about how gross genitals are and how you should hate what they do. You have thought for years now that sex and just about everything that goes with it is disgusting, wasteful and borderline evil because of the possible consequences. This whole conservation can be summarized pretty easily. You called me out on saying I thought it was pointless to stop having sex because you think it's pointless to begin with. I gave you some very real benefits which I think make it anything but pointless, some of which you ignored (the role it serves in relationships) or didn't really get to (the prostate cancer one that isn't compensated by just urinating). Your response to that was giving me alternatives which don't all accomplish the same things while being as effortless, fun and effective (and no, I don't think it's false to say that 10 minutes of sexual stuff before bed is more fun or takes less effort than switching your diet or working out).

I'll gladly admit that we all have our biases, but I think that you've become so entrenched in your views that you are as "closed-minded and willfully ignorant" as anyone here, if not more so. Having a discussion about the practical benefits of sex is a difficult thing to do when one of the people involved already holds the opinion that it's disgusting, wasteful and evil, and is kind of pointless because there will never be scientific research that concludes that jerking off at the end of the day is the objectively best way to spend those 15 minutes.

I also think that you are, to a certain extent, pretty clueless about some of this. As far as I know, you've never been in a committed and long-term relationship, or even had sex in the first place (although I might be wrong here). I think you underestimate how important that kind of intimacy can be for bonding, building trust and maintaining a healthy relationship. If you've never experienced this, it's near impossible to really understand. But either way, this is a pretty futile discussion. If we continue this a dozen more posts, it'll always just come back to how we should rationalize away all feelings and emotions, and how we should all live a certain way until everyone's stopped having kids and we're all dead, and that just makes these discussions a bit of a pointless chore in the end.

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You called me out on saying I thought it was pointless to stop having sex because you think it's pointless to begin with. I gave you some very real benefits which I think make it anything but pointless, some of which you ignored (the role it serves in relationships) or didn't really get to (the prostate cancer one that isn't compensated by just urinating). Your response to that was giving me alternatives which don't all accomplish the same things while being as effortless, fun and effective (and no, I don't think it's false to say that 10 minutes of sexual stuff before bed is more fun or takes less effort than switching your diet or working out).
celibacy is not this weird alien concept—celibates may not hate sexuality as much as i do, but they have just as much of a need for it, and that's why they're celibate

indeed, millions of couples already live happily in sheer celibacy, so whatever role you think sex serves in relationships must not be all that important after all—at BEST, it's dependent on the individual, in which case i would argue that the couples who engage in celibacy have ascended to a higher level of thinking than those who haven't, because they can actually see the beauty and value of their romance without relinquishing themselves to their carnal biological impulses

and no, i never said that urination prevents prostate cancer; that was a response to a completely different item (and granted, one that i misread as well): "ridding yourself of disease-causing toxins building up in your urinary tract"

UTIs are a very strange thing for a male to worry about, but having good hygiene is a pretty surefire way to prevent that, if you're that worried about it (which you shouldn't be, because UTIs in males are kind of fucking rare)

meanwhile, the alternative solution i gave for the prevention of prostate cancer was a vegan diet—i never said anything about urination

coming up with these alternative solutions feels like a waste of time, though, because even if i gave you the most immediately appealing alternative solutions, you would still say something like "well why can't i do both"

if you didn't want alternatives, i imagine you wouldn't have asked for any—but by doing so, you've diluted the discussion, when the core of the conversation is "why have sex" and not "what can i do other than sex"

so you list the benefits of sex, and i tell you that the same benefits can be achieved elsewhere—to which your response, of course, is that you don't personally like the alternatives, because they don't give you an orgasm (you poor little thing)

so to you, any type of behavior—no matter how useless and shitty—is justified if it gives you an orgasm, and also gives you a series of piddly benefits that aren't even remotely noticeable, and it doesn't matter if you can find those benefits elsewhere, because they don't give you an orgasm, and that totally outweighs everything else

even though an unwanted pregnancy could literally destroy your entire life, depending on how you choose to handle it

you see the struggle here

i can't really argue with somebody who seems to think that orgasms are the be-all-end-all of leisure activity
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I think you underestimate how important that kind of intimacy can be for bonding, building trust and maintaining a healthy relationship. If you've never experienced this, it's near impossible to really understand.
the fact that you and i are biological organisms hardwired to reproduce is actually fairly simple to understand

the ONLY REASON we love sex so much is because it provides us with an incentive to spread our genes, which is our one and only biological purpose—that's all it is

our intelligence as a species has allowed us to rationalize our sex drive and form complex institutions and social contracts that give us further incentive to reproduce, and normalizes the process to the extent that people like me are fucked up for not wanting to reproduce and telling others not to

>bonding
>trust-building
>maintaining a healthy relationship

these are basically all just spooks—complex rationalizations of simple caveman behavior, all of which really fall apart when you sit down and actually think about them, because NEWSFLASH: it is very possible to bond, built trust, and maintain a healthy relationship without sex, and to engage in such a relationship is a sign of intellectual maturity

the further we stray from our biological impulses, the better off we'll be


 
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"i'm having trust issues with my wife because she doesn't let me touch her fatty round parts anymore"

"oh no white stuff hasn't come out of my penis in like two days i've lost control of my relationship i want to die"

you're right, i have absolutely no fucking idea what being that pathetic is like, and i NEVER want to know


 
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"i'm finding it difficult to bond with my girlfriend because she hasn't touched my peepee in a long time"

"i'm having trust issues with my wife because she doesn't let me touch her fatty round parts anymore"

"oh no white stuff hasn't come out of my penis in like two days i've lost control of my relationship i want to die"

you're right, i have absolutely no fucking idea what being that pathetic is like, and i NEVER want to know
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"i'm finding it difficult to bond with my girlfriend because she hasn't touched my peepee in a long time"

"i'm having trust issues with my wife because she doesn't let me touch her fatty round parts anymore"

"oh no white stuff hasn't come out of my penis in like two days i've lost control of my relationship i want to die"

you're right, i have absolutely no fucking idea what being that pathetic is like, and i NEVER want to know
hahahahaha
my gf has'nt show me her bob and vegene anymore in 2 days :( :( :( shuold i brake up with he?r


 
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Flee just drop it he can't understand because he hasn't experienced it.
yeah i'm gonna have sex and then i'm going to completely change my mind

once i put my genitals inside of someone else's genitals, my entire philosophy will just implode


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
Flee just drop it he can't understand because he hasn't experienced it.
yeah i'm gonna have sex and then i'm going to completely change my mind

once i put my genitals inside of someone else's genitals, my entire philosophy will just implode
too much on the tacos homie I ain't feelin it😂😂😂


 
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Flee just drop it he can't understand because he hasn't experienced it.
yeah i'm gonna have sex and then i'm going to completely change my mind

once i put my genitals inside of someone else's genitals, my entire philosophy will just implode
too much on the tacos homie I ain't feelin it😂😂😂
i can't tell you how likely it is that i will do a complete 180 the moment that my penis goes inside of a vagina

how could it not, sex is the most important thing in the world, duh