Went to my first bar tonight (pics) (storytime)

23 y/o friend had a bday party at this restaurant so me and my friend went. Lots of beer



Met his cousin some insanely rich dude with like 3 range rovers and a helicopter

Then we went to the bar. I didn't get in at first so I was waiting outside for like 20 min mad asf but then my friend came out with some 25 year olds ID, looked nothing like me but they didn't trip. Was really fun lots of dancing lots of hot girls but INSANELY overpriced drinks wtf

It closed and I Met this insanely hot petite sexy white girl, who had me carrier her to her car, her friends were friends with my friends. She straddled me like those baby carrierer things and then we started making out and touching each other all over etc. then she kept whispering in my ear how bad she wanted me to fuck her and we were gonna go to the car but her friend was hungry so her group and my group went to eat.

Pretty much in the end we didn't end up fucking each other cause IDK we ended up leaving she left and lived the opposite way and I didn't drive.

TBH I'm making this thread because I'm insanely sexually frustrated right now with some major blue balls and wish I got her number cause I'd drive there right fucking now boi

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nah I'm mad asf what the fuck

her pussy was tight and waxed as fuck with those tiny tanned Barbie legs and bubble butt

nah I'm mad asf what the fuck

her pussy was tight and waxed as fuck with those tiny tanned Barbie legs and bubble butt

Go put a wig on your friend and pretend he's her.

[RomanGladiator intensifies]

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You really don't work out do you?

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You really don't work out do you?

WHAT

That guy's even skinnier than me. I didn't think that was possible.

DUde why would you consume all them empty calories? wtfff

That guy's even skinnier than me. I didn't think that was possible.

WHAT

DUde why would you consume all them empty calories? wtfff

smh man I love getting drunk idk

was that the girl on your snapchat?

was that the girl on your snapchat?

Nah man that was some other girl. My gay friend took my phone and filmed that lol, she's one of his friends

wizard