You die

clum clum · February 05, 2015, 06:07:38 PM

You die and come back as a pokemon.
You get no choice in the matter of what pokemon you are reborn as.

http://www.pokemongenerator.vargascorporation.com/

You must also fight the pokemon in the post above you.

How fucked are you?

clum clum · February 05, 2015, 06:08:03 PM

I came back as mewtwo bitches

SecondClass · February 05, 2015, 06:09:13 PM

Golbat.

Fuck my life.

Rinev · February 05, 2015, 06:09:20 PM

Mewtwo. I don't know what this means. Did I do good?

Naru · February 05, 2015, 06:10:01 PM

Arbok

At least I shrekt Charmander

Ásgeirr · February 05, 2015, 06:10:52 PM

Charmander, im kay with this

clum clum · February 05, 2015, 06:10:57 PM

Quote from: Rinev Jeqkogo on February 05, 2015, 06:09:20 PM

Mewtwo. I don't know what this means. Did I do good?

Mewtwo is an incredibly powerful Pokemon, one of the best obtainable. The Arbok below you is totally fucked, since it has a weakness to psychic types to begin with.

Ender · February 05, 2015, 06:11:30 PM

FUCKING JIGGLYPUFF

Onion · February 05, 2015, 06:11:57 PM

I said to myself that anything would be fine as long as it's not Geodude, and I got fucking Geodude.

i am karjala takaisin · February 05, 2015, 06:11:58 PM

machop

not bad

clum clum · February 05, 2015, 06:12:32 PM

Quote from: Eתוber on February 05, 2015, 06:11:58 PM

machop

not bad

well the geodude above you is fucking dead

Casper · February 05, 2015, 06:13:19 PM

Kangaskhan

At least now I can be a mother.

The Waifu Master · February 05, 2015, 06:41:11 PM

Jigglypuff. awwwww yis.
I'm fucking cute.

Yu · February 05, 2015, 06:42:29 PM

Oddish.

God fucking dammit.

Verbatim · February 05, 2015, 06:43:46 PM

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

i got fucking jynx

edit:
i would let yutaka win

Mat Cauthon · February 05, 2015, 06:46:10 PM

Gengar.
Fitting for one that just died.

clum clum · February 05, 2015, 06:47:05 PM

Quote from: Nagato on February 05, 2015, 06:46:10 PM

Gengar.

verbynx gon get raped

Verbatim · February 05, 2015, 06:48:40 PM

also, this thing only accounts for the original 151
there are actually 721 now

taking them all into account, i got suicune

who happens to be the first legendary i've ever caught, and the first thing i've ever threw a master ball at

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · February 05, 2015, 06:49:58 PM

Raichu

i think i know what the one looks like

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · February 05, 2015, 06:53:31 PM

Quote from: ねこ on February 05, 2015, 06:50:42 PM

I got Raichu

lol what are the odds

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · February 05, 2015, 06:54:33 PM

Quote from: ねこ on February 05, 2015, 06:53:53 PM

Quote from: Яyle on February 05, 2015, 06:53:31 PM
Quote from: ねこ on February 05, 2015, 06:50:42 PM
I got Raichu
lol what are the odds
I know two cats got raichu

this is illumanaughty

Verbatim · February 05, 2015, 06:57:41 PM

Quote from: Яyle on February 05, 2015, 06:53:31 PM

Quote from: ねこ on February 05, 2015, 06:50:42 PM
I got Raichu
lol what are the odds

0.004%

seriously

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