Captain! Main power failing!

MyNameIsCharlie · January 26, 2016, 12:22:07 AM

Auxiliary power offline! We're drifting into Earth's gravity well!

What are your orders?!?

SecondClass · January 26, 2016, 12:23:06 AM

make a dumb thread to prove how in touch we are

MyNameIsCharlie · January 26, 2016, 12:25:24 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on January 26, 2016, 12:23:06 AM

make a dumb thread to prove how in touch we are

Going on Sep7agon now sir! What should the subject be?

SecondClass · January 26, 2016, 12:26:01 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 26, 2016, 12:25:24 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on January 26, 2016, 12:23:06 AM
make a dumb thread to prove how in touch we are

Going on Sep7agon now sir! What should the subject be?

Captain! Main power failing!

MyNameIsCharlie · January 26, 2016, 12:28:02 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on January 26, 2016, 12:26:01 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 26, 2016, 12:25:24 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on January 26, 2016, 12:23:06 AM
make a dumb thread to prove how in touch we are

Going on Sep7agon now sir! What should the subject be?
Captain! Main power failing!

Posting.

Sir! We are being trolled. Should I initiate Butthurt Protocal?

R o c k e t · January 26, 2016, 12:32:07 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 26, 2016, 12:28:02 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on January 26, 2016, 12:26:01 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 26, 2016, 12:25:24 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on January 26, 2016, 12:23:06 AM
make a dumb thread to prove how in touch we are

Going on Sep7agon now sir! What should the subject be?
Captain! Main power failing!

Posting.

Sir! We are being trolled. Should I initiate Butthurt Protocal?

Reroute theTachyon flow through the warp drive polarity inducer. And if that doesn't work try turning it on and off again.

MyNameIsCharlie · January 26, 2016, 12:36:27 AM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 26, 2016, 12:32:07 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 26, 2016, 12:28:02 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on January 26, 2016, 12:26:01 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 26, 2016, 12:25:24 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on January 26, 2016, 12:23:06 AM
make a dumb thread to prove how in touch we are

Going on Sep7agon now sir! What should the subject be?
Captain! Main power failing!

Posting.

Sir! We are being trolled. Should I initiate Butthurt Protocal?

Reroute theTachyon flow through the warp drive polarity inducer. And if that doesn't work try turning it on and off again.

Rerouted. No effect. Powering down. Powering up. No... Effect.

The pentlithium batteries are off line. The Energizer waranty expired yesterday!

Nexus · January 26, 2016, 12:44:11 AM

Justifying ironic autism with butthurt is still autism.

MyNameIsCharlie · January 26, 2016, 01:04:52 AM

Quote from: The Lord Protractor on January 26, 2016, 12:44:11 AM

Justifying ironic autism with butthurt is still autism.

Captain! We have Anal Cling-Ons! Should we engage the subspace bidet?

R o c k e t · January 26, 2016, 01:07:10 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 26, 2016, 01:04:52 AM

Quote from: The Lord Protractor on January 26, 2016, 12:44:11 AM
Justifying ironic autism with butthurt is still autism.

Captain! We have Anal Cling-Ons! Should we engage the subspace bidet?

Do it Mr. Scott

big sponge · January 26, 2016, 01:07:38 AM

はい

Jono · January 26, 2016, 01:09:13 AM

FIRE THE EMERGENCY BOOSTER ENGINES

Korra · January 26, 2016, 01:12:15 AM

Цялата власт основните тласкащи !

MyNameIsCharlie · January 26, 2016, 01:24:03 AM

Quote from: Korra on January 26, 2016, 01:12:15 AM

Цялата власт основните тласкащи !

Основната тласкащи офлайн!

Nexus · January 26, 2016, 01:30:43 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 26, 2016, 01:04:52 AM

Quote from: The Lord Protractor on January 26, 2016, 12:44:11 AM
Justifying ironic autism with butthurt is still autism.

Captain! We have Anal Cling-Ons! Should we engage the subspace bidet?

Engage my ass? Gay.

aREALgod · January 26, 2016, 02:37:04 AM

Burn the niggers for emergency fuel

MyNameIsCharlie · January 26, 2016, 02:49:07 AM

Quote from: NiggerBot 9000 on January 26, 2016, 02:37:04 AM

Burn the niggers for emergency fuel

It's the future, sir!

There are no niggers!

We have chinks and currie munchers! But historically they don't give enough energy! There might be a hebe, but we have no way to find them quickly enough!

R o c k e t · January 26, 2016, 02:53:40 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 26, 2016, 02:49:07 AM

Quote from: NiggerBot 9000 on January 26, 2016, 02:37:04 AM
Burn the niggers for emergency fuel

It's the future, sir!

There are no niggers!

We have chinks and currie munchers! But historically they don't give enough energy! There might be a hebe, but we have no way to find them quickly enough!

If we can get close enough to that dying star, then blast away from it's gravitational pull...we just might slingshot back through that time warp the same way we came in.