Apparently, Norman the scooter dog was taught to scoot when he was a pup in order to overcome anxiety issues. Now he is a Guinness World Record holder, holding the record for fastest dog on a scooter. Humanity can look at this dog and say "If that dog can achieve so much, why can't we better ourselves as well by turning away from violence and greed, and embracing a co-operative world society with the goal of colonising space, and furthering philanthropic scientific endeavour."

it wasn't anxiety, it was the soul of dug bursting at the seams

Quote from: Jocephalopod on June 12, 2015, 02:56:23 PM

it wasn't anxiety, it was the soul of dug bursting at the seams

and that looks like anxiety?

like being afraid?

Quote from: Elegiac on June 12, 2015, 02:57:00 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on June 12, 2015, 02:56:23 PM

it wasn't anxiety, it was the soul of dug bursting at the seams

and that looks like anxiety?

yes, the dog probably threw up stacks of gold as well, funding his owners to learn how to speak in order to get his story known

You describe an animal of great largesse, plus cerebral and moral superiority; and that's this:



Correct? I'm having difficulty. I wish the dog were here to enlighten me.