What would you do with your clone, if you had one

Big Boss · January 27, 2016, 02:05:32 PM

I'd train him as an elite hitman then take all his money from the hits

The Lord Ruler · January 27, 2016, 02:07:11 PM

Fuck him

Super Irish · January 27, 2016, 02:10:38 PM

Tell him to share my life in shifts so I get more time to do shit.

E.g. He learns all the stuff about 4 exams while I do the other 4. More time, less work.

Solonoid · January 27, 2016, 02:17:59 PM

We'd definitely bang and 69 and shit.

Dietrich Six · January 27, 2016, 02:20:43 PM

Use him as a second source of income, hopefully he has more motivation than me

R o c k e t · January 27, 2016, 02:23:28 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on January 27, 2016, 02:07:11 PM

Fuck him

Go fuck yourse- oh....

Elai · January 27, 2016, 02:38:43 PM

Probably just play Smash a lot.

Or we'd roll a dice to find out which one of us gets to be Liquid and the other Solid.

🂿 · January 27, 2016, 02:40:25 PM

Have him post for me on this website when I have to go to the bathroom, eat and sleep.

Hopefully he won't spaz out.

Big Boss · January 27, 2016, 02:43:22 PM

Quote from: eli on January 27, 2016, 02:38:43 PM

Probably just play Smash a lot.

Or we'd roll a dice to find out which one of us gets to be Liquid and the other Solid.

You look like Jesus

Elai · January 27, 2016, 02:44:33 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on January 27, 2016, 02:43:22 PM

You look like Jesus

Lol...?

Based on what?

Big Boss · January 27, 2016, 02:47:00 PM

Quote from: eli on January 27, 2016, 02:44:33 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on January 27, 2016, 02:43:22 PM
You look like Jesus

Lol...?

Based on what?

Your avatar

The first thing I thought of was Jesus Christ

Elai · January 27, 2016, 02:50:06 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on January 27, 2016, 02:47:00 PM

Quote from: eli on January 27, 2016, 02:44:33 PM
Quote from: Big Boss on January 27, 2016, 02:43:22 PM
You look like Jesus

Lol...?

Based on what?

Your avatar

The first thing I thought of was Jesus Christ

Oh, true. Lol

Maybe that's what I would do with my clone. Roll the dice to see who gets the kill themselves, and the loser has to go in hiding for three days after the highly-publicised suicide only to reemmerge as the one true God.

🂿 · January 27, 2016, 02:50:34 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on January 27, 2016, 02:47:00 PM

Quote from: eli on January 27, 2016, 02:44:33 PM
Quote from: Big Boss on January 27, 2016, 02:43:22 PM
You look like Jesus

Lol...?

Based on what?

Your avatar

The first thing I thought of was Jesus Christ

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Elai · January 27, 2016, 02:51:02 PM

Worship me

R o c k e t · January 27, 2016, 02:51:58 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on January 27, 2016, 02:47:00 PM

Quote from: eli on January 27, 2016, 02:44:33 PM
Quote from: Big Boss on January 27, 2016, 02:43:22 PM
You look like Jesus

Lol...?

Based on what?

Your avatar

The first thing I thought of was Jesus Christ

JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT THING

Spoiler

like that?

Spoiler

but seriously he reminds me of Thor

R o c k e t · January 27, 2016, 02:52:34 PM

If I had a clone I'd finally have a damn keyboard player

Elai · January 27, 2016, 02:53:41 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 27, 2016, 02:52:34 PM

If I had a clone I'd finally have a damn keyboard player

I can play

R o c k e t · January 27, 2016, 02:54:29 PM

Quote from: eli on January 27, 2016, 02:53:41 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 27, 2016, 02:52:34 PM
If I had a clone I'd finally have a damn keyboard player

I can play

you are moving to florida

no exceptions

Pippen · January 27, 2016, 02:55:33 PM

Use him on a scapegoat for literally everything.

Hell, I could kill someone and he would be the murderer. Since we are the exact same person. Once he's arrested and all is forgotten I get some plastic surgery and vwa la.

I'd probably have to do more illegal shit to change my name and stuff too...

Elai · January 27, 2016, 02:55:41 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 27, 2016, 02:54:29 PM

Quote from: eli on January 27, 2016, 02:53:41 PM
Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 27, 2016, 02:52:34 PM
If I had a clone I'd finally have a damn keyboard player

I can play

you are moving to florida

no exceptions

My grandparents have a house in fort lauderdale

R o c k e t · January 27, 2016, 02:56:56 PM

Quote from: eli on January 27, 2016, 02:55:41 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 27, 2016, 02:54:29 PM
Quote from: eli on January 27, 2016, 02:53:41 PM
Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 27, 2016, 02:52:34 PM
If I had a clone I'd finally have a damn keyboard player

I can play

you are moving to florida

no exceptions

My grandparents have a house in fort lauderdale

Shit that's near Miami, I'm across the entire state.

Elai · January 27, 2016, 02:57:53 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 27, 2016, 02:56:56 PM

Quote from: eli on January 27, 2016, 02:55:41 PM
Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 27, 2016, 02:54:29 PM
Quote from: eli on January 27, 2016, 02:53:41 PM
Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 27, 2016, 02:52:34 PM
If I had a clone I'd finally have a damn keyboard player

I can play

you are moving to florida

no exceptions

My grandparents have a house in fort lauderdale

Shit that's near Miami, I'm across the entire state.

Thats okay

music and smash will bring us together

Luis · January 27, 2016, 02:58:33 PM

Probably make him get a job till im done with school. After that id get my own job and kill him.

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R o c k e t · January 27, 2016, 03:00:59 PM

Quote from: eli on January 27, 2016, 02:57:53 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 27, 2016, 02:56:56 PM
Quote from: eli on January 27, 2016, 02:55:41 PM
Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 27, 2016, 02:54:29 PM
Quote from: eli on January 27, 2016, 02:53:41 PM
Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 27, 2016, 02:52:34 PM
If I had a clone I'd finally have a damn keyboard player

I can play

you are moving to florida

no exceptions

My grandparents have a house in fort lauderdale

Shit that's near Miami, I'm across the entire state.

Thats okay

music and smash will bring us together

ROAD TRIP

R o c k e t · January 27, 2016, 03:01:37 PM

Quote from: Luis on January 27, 2016, 02:58:33 PM

Probably make him get a job till im done with school. After that id get my own job and kill him.

No dummy, just have him work for you and you get all the money.

Luis · January 27, 2016, 03:05:27 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 27, 2016, 03:01:37 PM

Quote from: Luis on January 27, 2016, 02:58:33 PM
Probably make him get a job till im done with school. After that id get my own job and kill him.
No dummy, just have him work for you and you get all the money.

But what if he tries to rebel against me

R o c k e t · January 27, 2016, 03:09:44 PM

Quote from: Luis on January 27, 2016, 03:05:27 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on January 27, 2016, 03:01:37 PM
Quote from: Luis on January 27, 2016, 02:58:33 PM
Probably make him get a job till im done with school. After that id get my own job and kill him.
No dummy, just have him work for you and you get all the money.
But what if he tries to rebel against me

If he's your clone, he's an exact copy of you. Meaning he won't be smart enough.

MyNameIsCharlie · January 27, 2016, 03:10:53 PM

Here's laying out the only two options

Septy · January 27, 2016, 03:15:02 PM

Sell his organs

Do you know how rich I'd get