What would you do if you had infinite pocket money?

Desty · June 21, 2016, 12:39:21 PM

Don't be a jackass and find unnecessary loopholes

I don't know, man. I guess I'd just buy some clothes... It's not like I want to buy chocolate, fruit, or any consumables. A videogame? Seems like a waste of time and effort.

Desty · June 21, 2016, 12:41:37 PM

Maybe I'd buy a chair

this one is not pleasant on my back. It's only soft in the middle, rest is hard

Doctor Doom · June 21, 2016, 12:44:28 PM

A colossal house, and spend ten minutes pulling $100s out of my pocket to pay for it.

DAS B00T x2 · June 21, 2016, 12:45:01 PM

A new escort every night.

MyNameIsCharlie · June 21, 2016, 12:50:45 PM

Charlie Sheen had this hack. Look where it got him.

#winning

Desty · June 21, 2016, 12:54:20 PM

Quote from: Caped Baldy on June 21, 2016, 12:44:28 PM

A colossal house, and spend ten minutes pulling $100s out of my pocket to pay for it.

Spoiler

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Doctor Doom · June 21, 2016, 01:17:08 PM

I wasn't aware I still had that sig. Interesting.

Puro · June 21, 2016, 01:19:35 PM

First, I'd buy myself a better car cause my current car aint cuttin it. Its more or less of an around town, point A to point B and back car, which isn't what I want.

Second, I'd start shoveling money into the bank for college and help my mom pay off her car.

Pippen · June 21, 2016, 01:24:09 PM

I'd allow anyone to pickpocket me, since I can still pull more money out.

And then i'd probably buy shit idk.

SecondClass · June 21, 2016, 03:39:57 PM

pay off debts and buy a bunch of fun leisurely stuff

big sponge · June 21, 2016, 03:52:10 PM

Make it rain copper.

snee0rp · June 21, 2016, 05:11:28 PM

Crash this economy...
WITH NO SURVIVORS

Turkey · June 21, 2016, 05:15:01 PM

I think some of you guys are confused about what constitutes pocket change.

Desty · June 21, 2016, 06:25:12 PM

Quote from: HrfulTurkie on June 21, 2016, 05:15:01 PM

I think some of you guys are confused about what constitutes pocket change.

Not pocket change, but pocket money. Can be no more than 100 dollars, but getting close to 100 isn't really that bad.

But yeah, these people are being asshats

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SecondClass · June 21, 2016, 06:29:43 PM

Quote from: HrfulTurkie on June 21, 2016, 05:15:01 PM

I think some of you guys are confused about what constitutes pocket change.

I think some of you guys are confused about what constitutes infinite.

Verbatim · June 21, 2016, 06:33:51 PM

Quote from: HrfulTurkie on June 21, 2016, 05:15:01 PM

I think some of you guys are confused about what constitutes pocket change.

what does it matter if it's infinite

DAS B00T x2 · June 21, 2016, 06:48:18 PM

Quote from: HrfulTurkie on June 21, 2016, 05:15:01 PM

I think some of you guys are confused about what constitutes pocket change.

I think you're underestimating my ability to find discount hookers that offer fifteen minute specials.

Batch · June 21, 2016, 07:22:47 PM

Buy all the fuel, crash the economy duh.

Ushan · June 21, 2016, 08:22:57 PM

Doom and Total War: Warhammer.

Tyger · June 21, 2016, 08:31:10 PM

What's the difference between infinite money and infinite pocket money?

The Lord Ruler · June 21, 2016, 08:31:49 PM

Infinite butterfingers

Turkey · June 21, 2016, 09:35:30 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 21, 2016, 06:33:51 PM

Quote from: HrfulTurkie on June 21, 2016, 05:15:01 PM
I think some of you guys are confused about what constitutes pocket change.
what does it matter if it's infinite

I interpreted it as being able to buy stuff around $50 whenever you want, not just pulling out unlimited cash. Like if you went to the mall and found something you want, you could just buy it.

Verbatim · June 21, 2016, 09:48:11 PM

Quote from: Tyger on June 21, 2016, 08:31:10 PM

What's the difference between infinite money and infinite pocket money?

technically none

but the way turkey read into it, "infinite pocket money" means that you can buy stuff at a $50 cap that replenishes daily

i guess

snurch · June 21, 2016, 09:56:00 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 21, 2016, 09:48:11 PM

Quote from: Tyger on June 21, 2016, 08:31:10 PM
What's the difference between infinite money and infinite pocket money?
technically none

but the way turkey read into it, "infinite pocket money" means that you can buy stuff at a $50 cap that replenishes daily

i guess

ikr but technically that wouldnt be infinite

maybe you can only buy things under $50

snurch · June 21, 2016, 09:58:42 PM

i guess i have free eat out food, decent hotels and travel forever which is actually pretty useful

id actually be a city nomad if i could do that

Kiwicake · June 22, 2016, 02:26:05 AM

Infinite candy

What else do you do with pocket money?

Zonda · June 22, 2016, 02:49:29 AM

Every week I'd alternate between clothes shopping, vidya shopping, games (bowling, pool, etc) and giving shit to buskers tbh

I assume you mean like a fixed weekly income with the remaining change disappearing with the next paycheck?

XSEAN · June 22, 2016, 12:05:36 PM

I'm going to tell you right now a lot of it's going towards charities and research. A large piece of land with a race track big garage maybe some airplanes tanks. I would give someone a random people I would give some to my family and friends

Desty · June 22, 2016, 12:50:46 PM

Quote from: XSEAN on June 22, 2016, 12:05:36 PM

I'm going to tell you right now a lot of it's going towards charities and research. A large piece of land with a race track big garage maybe some airplanes tanks. I would give someone a random people I would give some to my family and friends

Man, you must have large pockets to be able to walk around carrying enough money to buy large pieces of lands with a race track and airplanes