What would you do if you caught your kid watching porn

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Depends on their age, for the most part I would just let them be, wouldn't embarrass them either.

At the very least educate them.


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"If you have so much free time, then why don't you do your chores?"


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
"If you have so much free time, then why don't you do your chores?"
What if they already did their chores


 
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They would get twice more because they failed miserably to assert the proper time to watch porn, and or not using private browsing.

"If you have so much free time, then why don't you do your chores?"
What if they already did their chores


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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โ€”โ€”Carmen
Punish them for releasing a natural and normal urge, obviously.


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As long as isn't gay porn I would probably buy him a membership to a pornsite so he could experience the full HD women I couldn't experience.


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uhhh...

- korrie
*Opens door and sees teenage son wanking it*

*Rapidly closes door and says "Lock the door next time."*


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
*Opens door and sees teenage son wanking it*

*Rapidly closes door and says "Lock the door next time."*
Or help him finish


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uhhh...

- korrie
*Opens door and sees teenage son wanking it*

*Rapidly closes door and says "Lock the door next time."*
Or help him finish
You're disturbed.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
*Opens door and sees teenage son wanking it*

*Rapidly closes door and says "Lock the door next time."*
Or help him finish
You're disturbed.
No this is Patrick


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"oh... my bad"
*Leaves room and closes door*


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*Opens door and sees teenage son wanking it*

*Rapidly closes door and says "Lock the door next time."*
Or help him finish
You're disturbed.
No this is Patrick
Change your name to Jim.


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I'd sneak in behind him quietly, get my face right by his ear, and whisper

"This was the first porno your mom and I ever watched together."

And then, he would never watch porn again. Problem solved.


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Honestly i would not care. I mean i would have to talk to him about love and finding the girl he wants. I mean that is more important to me than porn. The porn i know is due to his hormonal urges. If a girl would talk about what guys are and how most are douchebags but it is best to find someone she really like before getting a boyfriend. Also that guys change when they start dating you. They can become more mature at times.


 
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Take my pants off and come running in the room and start fapping

Wait, the fuck?


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As long as isn't gay porn I would probably buy him a membership to a pornsite so he could experience the full HD women I couldn't experience.
>tfw wanting to experience full hd porn and complete scenes
>tfw bank has account info and sees what i buy
>tfw get possible look of disgust from decent looking teller at bank


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I have no damn idea. I wouldn't know how to make a civil discussion about porn with them. There is no way to keep them away from it. I guess I would try to advise them to be careful and not to de-sensitize themselves. I would try to get them to not watch it at all.


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Take my pants off and come running in the room and start fapping

Wait, the fuck?
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I wouldn't mind, unless it was some weird shit


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Take my pants off and come running in the room and start fapping

Wait, the fuck?
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No. Just no.


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Take my pants off and come running in the room and start fapping

Wait, the fuck?
I'm pretty sure that would work well at getting them to never watch porn again.


 
 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
>Implying I'm gonna have kids


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I would not say a single fucking thing because it is absolutely none of a parent's business what their kid looks at. I am so happy that my parents don't look at my computer. I don't think they would care about my folders filled with hundreds of pictures of gay porn seeing as how they are probably some of the most gay tolerant parents in the country. I wouldn't want them to see it anyway. What I would say to parents who "caught" their parents looking at porn or parents who care whether their kids watching porn or not is to STAY OUT OF YOUR KID'S BUSINESS.
what if they're watching cp
what if they're watching a video of a real person getting disemboweled

id be like "lawl"


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Well, if I adopted a kid, and they found some porn... I don't know. I don't know. On one hand, it's a harmless biological process that's completely natural, and on the other... I don't know.

You probably shouldn't know what sex even is until you're, like, twelve? But kids these days know what it is and they're like, fucking six. Our society is fucking garbage.

Ha!


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