What would you do if you caught your kid watching porn

Septy · January 09, 2015, 07:59:21 PM

If I found my son or daughter watching normal porn I'd be like "eh they were gonna find it eventually" but if they're watchig some mlp porn shit then I'm grounding them for life.

DAS B00T x2 · January 09, 2015, 08:00:21 PM

Son, what the fuck are you doing? Didn't I fucking raise you better? Here, let me show you why your taste in women is objectively shit.

The Waifu Master · January 09, 2015, 08:00:24 PM

Depends on how old they are.
Not really applicable to be due to the fact I don't produce sperm, and I'm not into the entire "3DPD" thing, but input.

Mega Sceptile · January 09, 2015, 08:00:35 PM

I would kill them for dishonouring my family obviously.

Verbatim · January 09, 2015, 08:02:02 PM

I wouldn't have kids.

Septy · January 09, 2015, 08:02:18 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on January 09, 2015, 08:02:02 PM

I wouldn't have kids.

So you'd kill them

Yu · January 09, 2015, 08:02:48 PM

Depends on their age, for the most part I would just let them be, wouldn't embarrass them either.

At the very least educate them.

aMetroid · January 09, 2015, 08:03:01 PM

Castrate them

rC · January 09, 2015, 08:04:02 PM

his homepage was already e621

Loaf · January 09, 2015, 08:04:05 PM

I would not say a single fucking thing because it is absolutely none of a parent's business what their kid looks at. I am so happy that my parents don't look at my computer. I don't think they would care about my folders filled with hundreds of pictures of gay porn seeing as how they are probably some of the most gay tolerant parents in the country. I wouldn't want them to see it anyway. What I would say to parents who "caught" their parents looking at porn or parents who care whether their kids watching porn or not is to STAY OUT OF YOUR KID'S BUSINESS.

DAS B00T x2 · January 09, 2015, 08:05:02 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on January 09, 2015, 08:02:48 PM

At the very least educate them.

By showing them the superiority of 2D women, right?

Verbatim · January 09, 2015, 08:05:06 PM

Well, if I adopted a kid, and they found some porn... I don't know. I don't know. On one hand, it's a harmless biological process that's completely natural, and on the other... I don't know.

You probably shouldn't know what sex even is until you're, like, twelve? But kids these days know what it is and they're like, fucking six. Our society is fucking garbage.

Septy · January 09, 2015, 08:05:42 PM

Quote from: Loaf on January 09, 2015, 08:04:05 PM

I would not say a single fucking thing because it is absolutely none of a parent's business what their kid looks at. I am so happy that my parents don't look at my computer. I don't think they would care about my folders filled with hundreds of pictures of gay porn seeing as how they are probably some of the most gay tolerant parents in the country. I wouldn't want them to see it anyway. What I would say to parents who "caught" their parents looking at porn or parents who care whether their kids watching porn or not is to STAY OUT OF YOUR KID'S BUSINESS.

what if they're watching cp
what if they're watching a video of a real person getting disemboweled

The Lord Ruler · January 09, 2015, 08:05:54 PM

Report then to the police for watching potn underage.

But seriously I'd be fine with it. Just tell them to clean up and next time don't get caught.

Azumarill · January 09, 2015, 08:05:57 PM

"Oh shit sorry ill knock next time"

Brociopath · January 09, 2015, 08:06:07 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on January 09, 2015, 08:02:48 PM

Depends on their age, for the most part I would just let them be, wouldn't embarrass them either.

At the very least educate them.

Dan · January 09, 2015, 08:06:17 PM

Nothing. I'd probably laugh and then leave.

Doctor Doom · January 09, 2015, 08:10:33 PM

"Good job, son."

Comet · January 09, 2015, 08:11:52 PM

no kids, ever.
ayy lmao

Kinder Graham · January 09, 2015, 08:12:16 PM

Take my pants off and come running in the room and start fapping

rC · January 09, 2015, 08:12:39 PM

Quote from: Kinder Graham on January 09, 2015, 08:12:16 PM

Take my pants off and come ruining in the room and start fapping

That's fucking sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Septy · January 09, 2015, 08:13:37 PM

Quote from: Comet on January 09, 2015, 08:11:52 PM

no kids, ever.
ayy lmao

but y

Verbatim · January 09, 2015, 08:13:54 PM

For some reason, I was picturing them as really little.

It really does depend on their age.

Comet · January 09, 2015, 08:14:53 PM

Quote from: Septy on January 09, 2015, 08:13:37 PM

Quote from: Comet on January 09, 2015, 08:11:52 PM
no kids, ever.
ayy lmao
but y

they nasty. also im not parent material.

January 09, 2015, 08:15:21 PM

At what age?

Loaf · January 09, 2015, 08:16:18 PM

Quote from: Septy on January 09, 2015, 08:05:42 PM

Quote from: Loaf on January 09, 2015, 08:04:05 PM
I would not say a single fucking thing because it is absolutely none of a parent's business what their kid looks at. I am so happy that my parents don't look at my computer. I don't think they would care about my folders filled with hundreds of pictures of gay porn seeing as how they are probably some of the most gay tolerant parents in the country. I wouldn't want them to see it anyway. What I would say to parents who "caught" their parents looking at porn or parents who care whether their kids watching porn or not is to STAY OUT OF YOUR KID'S BUSINESS.
what if they're watching cp
what if they're watching a video of a real person getting disemboweled

I watched plenty of bestgore when I was a kid. I didn't jerk to it. If I found my kid jerking to gore i may be like "holy shit, what the hell do you find hot about gore?". If it was child porn I would be pretty damn nervous too. That shit is illegal as fuck. Both of those are pretty extreme cases of porn activity. If it were anything else but that I wouldn't care. I wouldn't care what my kid watches in porn as long as it's not illegal. I've seen all types of porn, so I don't really care what my kid watches. If they develop a chastity tentacle furry scat fetish I think that's good for them.

January 09, 2015, 08:17:57 PM

Quote from: Baha on January 09, 2015, 08:15:21 PM

At what age?

I mean as long as it's legal I don't care

Septy · January 09, 2015, 08:24:08 PM

Quote from: Loaf on January 09, 2015, 08:16:18 PM

I wouldn't care what my kid watches in porn as long as it's not illegal.

Technically if they're under 18 then watching any kind of open is illegal.

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Ushan · January 09, 2015, 08:25:40 PM

Be courteous and give them privacy.