What would you do if you caught your kid watching porn

Wizard · January 09, 2015, 08:36:49 PM

Quote from: Brociopath on January 09, 2015, 08:06:07 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on January 09, 2015, 08:02:48 PM
Depends on their age, for the most part I would just let them be, wouldn't embarrass them either.

At the very least educate them.

Jim · January 09, 2015, 08:38:09 PM

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Isara · January 09, 2015, 09:27:35 PM

"If you have so much free time, then why don't you do your chores?"

Septy · January 09, 2015, 09:31:10 PM

Quote from: Isara on January 09, 2015, 09:27:35 PM

"If you have so much free time, then why don't you do your chores?"

What if they already did their chores

Isara · January 09, 2015, 09:34:56 PM

They would get twice more because they failed miserably to assert the proper time to watch porn, and or not using private browsing.

Quote from: Septy on January 09, 2015, 09:31:10 PM

Quote from: Isara on January 09, 2015, 09:27:35 PM
"If you have so much free time, then why don't you do your chores?"
What if they already did their chores

SecondClass · January 09, 2015, 09:35:58 PM

Punish them for releasing a natural and normal urge, obviously.

Skaterloo · January 10, 2015, 09:23:04 PM

As long as isn't gay porn I would probably buy him a membership to a pornsite so he could experience the full HD women I couldn't experience.

Korra · January 10, 2015, 09:38:38 PM

*Opens door and sees teenage son wanking it*

*Rapidly closes door and says "Lock the door next time."*

Septy · January 10, 2015, 09:59:55 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on January 10, 2015, 09:38:38 PM

*Opens door and sees teenage son wanking it*

*Rapidly closes door and says "Lock the door next time."*

Or help him finish

Korra · January 10, 2015, 10:02:26 PM

Quote from: Septy on January 10, 2015, 09:59:55 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on January 10, 2015, 09:38:38 PM
*Opens door and sees teenage son wanking it*

*Rapidly closes door and says "Lock the door next time."*
Or help him finish

You're disturbed.

Septy · January 10, 2015, 10:03:21 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on January 10, 2015, 10:02:26 PM

Quote from: Septy on January 10, 2015, 09:59:55 PM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on January 10, 2015, 09:38:38 PM
*Opens door and sees teenage son wanking it*

*Rapidly closes door and says "Lock the door next time."*
Or help him finish
You're disturbed.

No this is Patrick

Nexus · January 10, 2015, 10:03:41 PM

Give them my recommendations.

TB · January 10, 2015, 10:05:26 PM

"oh... my bad"
*Leaves room and closes door*

Nexus · January 10, 2015, 10:06:12 PM

Quote from: Septy on January 10, 2015, 10:03:21 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on January 10, 2015, 10:02:26 PM
Quote from: Septy on January 10, 2015, 09:59:55 PM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on January 10, 2015, 09:38:38 PM
*Opens door and sees teenage son wanking it*

*Rapidly closes door and says "Lock the door next time."*
Or help him finish
You're disturbed.
No this is Patrick

Change your name to Jim.

K'tan Dantaktee · January 10, 2015, 10:08:53 PM

I'd sneak in behind him quietly, get my face right by his ear, and whisper

"This was the first porno your mom and I ever watched together."

And then, he would never watch porn again. Problem solved.

Risay117 · January 10, 2015, 10:44:58 PM

Honestly i would not care. I mean i would have to talk to him about love and finding the girl he wants. I mean that is more important to me than porn. The porn i know is due to his hormonal urges. If a girl would talk about what guys are and how most are douchebags but it is best to find someone she really like before getting a boyfriend. Also that guys change when they start dating you. They can become more mature at times.

Alternative Facts · January 10, 2015, 10:48:15 PM

Quote from: Kinder Graham on January 09, 2015, 08:12:16 PM

Take my pants off and come running in the room and start fapping

Wait, the fuck?

Kinder Graham · January 10, 2015, 10:48:23 PM

Quote from: Skaterloo on January 10, 2015, 09:23:04 PM

As long as isn't gay porn I would probably buy him a membership to a pornsite so he could experience the full HD women I couldn't experience.

>tfw wanting to experience full hd porn and complete scenes
>tfw bank has account info and sees what i buy
>tfw get possible look of disgust from decent looking teller at bank

Chakas · January 10, 2015, 10:49:42 PM

I have no damn idea. I wouldn't know how to make a civil discussion about porn with them. There is no way to keep them away from it. I guess I would try to advise them to be careful and not to de-sensitize themselves. I would try to get them to not watch it at all.

Kinder Graham · January 10, 2015, 10:50:49 PM

Quote from: Ἀπόλλων on January 10, 2015, 10:48:15 PM

Quote from: Kinder Graham on January 09, 2015, 08:12:16 PM
Take my pants off and come running in the room and start fapping

Wait, the fuck?

( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

Luis · January 10, 2015, 10:52:21 PM

I wouldn't mind, unless it was some weird shit

N/A · January 10, 2015, 10:53:21 PM

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Alternative Facts · January 10, 2015, 10:54:20 PM

Quote from: Kinder Graham on January 10, 2015, 10:50:49 PM

Quote from: Ἀπόλλων on January 10, 2015, 10:48:15 PM
Quote from: Kinder Graham on January 09, 2015, 08:12:16 PM
Take my pants off and come running in the room and start fapping

Wait, the fuck?
( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

No. Just no.

Assassin 11D7 · January 10, 2015, 11:19:29 PM

Quote from: Ἀπόλλων on January 10, 2015, 10:48:15 PM

Quote from: Kinder Graham on January 09, 2015, 08:12:16 PM
Take my pants off and come running in the room and start fapping

Wait, the fuck?

I'm pretty sure that would work well at getting them to never watch porn again.

Flee · January 11, 2015, 02:54:40 AM

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Jono · January 11, 2015, 02:56:56 AM

>Implying I'm gonna have kids

Grapes · January 11, 2015, 06:06:59 AM

Quote from: Septy on January 09, 2015, 08:05:42 PM

Quote from: Loaf on January 09, 2015, 08:04:05 PM
I would not say a single fucking thing because it is absolutely none of a parent's business what their kid looks at. I am so happy that my parents don't look at my computer. I don't think they would care about my folders filled with hundreds of pictures of gay porn seeing as how they are probably some of the most gay tolerant parents in the country. I wouldn't want them to see it anyway. What I would say to parents who "caught" their parents looking at porn or parents who care whether their kids watching porn or not is to STAY OUT OF YOUR KID'S BUSINESS.
what if they're watching cp
what if they're watching a video of a real person getting disemboweled

id be like "lawl"

Grapes · January 11, 2015, 06:07:32 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on January 09, 2015, 08:05:06 PM

Well, if I adopted a kid, and they found some porn... I don't know. I don't know. On one hand, it's a harmless biological process that's completely natural, and on the other... I don't know.

You probably shouldn't know what sex even is until you're, like, twelve? But kids these days know what it is and they're like, fucking six. Our society is fucking garbage.

Ha!

Luke · January 11, 2015, 06:10:28 AM

YouTube

^ like this

Spoiler

also how officer nasty got his gamertag

challengerX · January 11, 2015, 06:17:49 AM

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