What would it take for you to join the army?

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Inspired by Naru's post, of course. Assume you have no mitigating factors like physical or mental health considerations, what would you sign up for?

I'll end up joining if I run out of options, for whatever reason.


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I've always pondered this.

Since both my brothers are in the service, I'd think if one of them was KIA I would join up ASAP.


 
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Nothing. Our government is filled with greedy asshats and scum. Why would anybody want to be under contract with the US government when you could literally do anything else. And anybody who says your fighting for the country is delusional.

le debate meh i r atheist *tips tea cup/fedora* 


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I'm not sure there exists a condition or monetary value that could convince me to join the military.


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Eh...i cant think of a reason cus its already mandatory


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
I'm not sure there exists a condition or monetary value that could convince me to join the military.
Would you choose welfare over service?


 
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Guaranteed deployment slot and I'd re-up.
Otherwise I'm done with it.


 
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War of independence, revolutionary war. Retaking ceded territories.


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compulsory draft, and thats only if i couldnt find an out


 
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Nothing. Our government is filled with greedy asshats and scum. Why would anybody want to be under contract with the US government when you could literally do anything else. And anybody who says your fighting for the country is delusional.

le debate meh i r atheist *tips tea cup/fedora*
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I go back and forward to I would join willingly if there was a call for me to do it, then I would go to Officer Candidate School since I am a College grad. And the other is only if I got drafted...


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If my other plans fall through I see it as a good alternative, I'd probably go into the Royal Marines.


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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
then I would go to Officer Candidate School since I am a College grad. And the other is only if I got drafted...
If I were to join, theoretically, I don't think I could be a commissioned officer without combat experience.


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then I would go to Officer Candidate School since I am a College grad. And the other is only if I got drafted...
If I were to join, theoretically, I don't think I could be a commissioned officer without combat experience.
If you were to join as a regular enlisted man then yeah thats the case. But College Grads have the opportunity to go into OCS once you complete Basic Training... So says my local recruiter.


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I'm already in the military, met up with a fellow brother at the mall.

he was kind enough to film our conversation

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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
then I would go to Officer Candidate School since I am a College grad. And the other is only if I got drafted...
If I were to join, theoretically, I don't think I could be a commissioned officer without combat experience.
If you were to join as a regular enlisted man then yeah thats the case. But College Grads have the opportunity to go into OCS once you complete Basic Training... So says my local recruiter.
Four year degree and a decent recruiter who hands you the right contract and career path? Yeah, you can be a 90-day wonder in no time.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
then I would go to Officer Candidate School since I am a College grad. And the other is only if I got drafted...
If I were to join, theoretically, I don't think I could be a commissioned officer without combat experience.
If you were to join as a regular enlisted man then yeah thats the case. But College Grads have the opportunity to go into OCS once you complete Basic Training... So says my local recruiter.
It's the same for the British Army.

I'm saying that I, personally, wouldn't feel comfortable or responsible enough to lead men into combat before having been led myself.


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then I would go to Officer Candidate School since I am a College grad. And the other is only if I got drafted...
If I were to join, theoretically, I don't think I could be a commissioned officer without combat experience.
If you were to join as a regular enlisted man then yeah thats the case. But College Grads have the opportunity to go into OCS once you complete Basic Training... So says my local recruiter.
It's the same for the British Army.

I'm saying that I, personally, wouldn't feel comfortable or responsible enough to lead men into combat before having been led myself.
Yeah thats true. I prolly wouldn't go Infantry anyway if I joined willingly.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Also I'd join a foreign legion of another country before I join the US Army. French Foreign Legion would be cool
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