The ones without the dicks.
i find myself sexually attracted to individuals who have a blender fetish and/or like apache attack choppers
Quote from: RC5908 on October 21, 2014, 07:29:27 AMQuote from: Ryle on October 21, 2014, 06:48:17 AMi find myself sexually attracted to individuals who have a blender fetish and/or like apache attack chopperswelp, now we HAVE to have sexew
Quote from: Ryle on October 21, 2014, 06:48:17 AMi find myself sexually attracted to individuals who have a blender fetish and/or like apache attack chopperswelp, now we HAVE to have sex
Quote from: RC5908 on October 21, 2014, 07:32:05 AMQuote from: Nuka on October 21, 2014, 07:30:43 AMQuote from: RC5908 on October 21, 2014, 07:29:27 AMQuote from: Ryle on October 21, 2014, 06:48:17 AMi find myself sexually attracted to individuals who have a blender fetish and/or like apache attack chopperswelp, now we HAVE to have sexewWhat the frack did you just fracking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frack out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fracking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fracker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fracking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fracking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fracking dead, kiddo.gross
Quote from: Nuka on October 21, 2014, 07:30:43 AMQuote from: RC5908 on October 21, 2014, 07:29:27 AMQuote from: Ryle on October 21, 2014, 06:48:17 AMi find myself sexually attracted to individuals who have a blender fetish and/or like apache attack chopperswelp, now we HAVE to have sexewWhat the frack did you just fracking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frack out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fracking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fracker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fracking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fracking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fracking dead, kiddo.
- No thigh gap
If it's a guy, then basically me. Tall, thin, body hairless, cute..... white. Y'know, emo/scene/skater.But I'm really not sure sure for a girl.
Quote from: Casper on October 21, 2014, 04:19:56 PMIf it's a guy, then basically me. Tall, thin, body hairless, cute..... white. Y'know, emo/scene/skater.But I'm really not sure sure for a girl.So not shorter?.......
Guys: blonde, green/brown eyes ,white, athletic and awesome.Girls: blonde/brunette, blue eyes, tanned/white skin, athletic, and awesome.
Quote from: Kinder on October 21, 2014, 04:34:06 PMQuote from: Casper on October 21, 2014, 04:19:56 PMIf it's a guy, then basically me. Tall, thin, body hairless, cute..... white. Y'know, emo/scene/skater.But I'm really not sure sure for a girl.So not shorter?.......I mean, it depends from person to person.
Quote from: Casper on October 21, 2014, 04:35:14 PMQuote from: Kinder on October 21, 2014, 04:34:06 PMQuote from: Casper on October 21, 2014, 04:19:56 PMIf it's a guy, then basically me. Tall, thin, body hairless, cute..... white. Y'know, emo/scene/skater.But I'm really not sure sure for a girl.So not shorter?.......I mean, it depends from person to person. Like, I'm totally not 5'5 or anything.....heh.....
Ellen Page <3
Quote from: Kinder on October 21, 2014, 04:37:58 PMQuote from: Casper on October 21, 2014, 04:35:14 PMQuote from: Kinder on October 21, 2014, 04:34:06 PMQuote from: Casper on October 21, 2014, 04:19:56 PMIf it's a guy, then basically me. Tall, thin, body hairless, cute..... white. Y'know, emo/scene/skater.But I'm really not sure sure for a girl.So not shorter?.......I mean, it depends from person to person. Like, I'm totally not 5'5 or anything.....heh.....Mkay, I don't wanna be a foot taller than the person I'm sleeping with,