What stage of boner is this?

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After about 3 hours of being in bed and almost falling asleep until I get waken up by a prick I realize that there's too much heat in my body, so I go to the toilet.

My whole body is some weird kind of numb where I feel so little emo kids would barely keep up. So this is the part where you need to sharpen your ears to; my penis is erect, but not standing up.

It's not on its way to become a full-fledged (I don't even know this word) hard-on boner, it's just like a normal boner but a teeny tiny bit softer, and down as if it were a non-boner.
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It was a weird experience having your ass cheeks numb


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a chub


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I reached the conclusion that my body had fell asleep and that it wouldn't leave my body 100% numb as that wouldn't alert me to tiger attacks.


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Yeah, but what is it in real English?


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A dinkleberry flibberfang*

^That's how you sound to everyone else


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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
I've always wondered what a boner feels like


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A dinkleberry flibberfang*

^That's how you sound to everyone else
it's not even an australian slang word though so I don't know what you're talking about mate
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I reached the conclusion that my body had fell asleep and that it wouldn't leave my body 100% numb as that wouldn't alert me to tiger attacks.
8 -)


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I've always wondered what a boner feels like
:^)


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I've always wondered what a boner feels like
imagine a throbbing, rock hard member sticking out of your pelvis, and it feels sexually good when it rubs up against stuff/you touch it


 
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I've always wondered what a boner feels like
imagine a throbbing, rock hard member sticking out of your pelvis, and it feels sexually good when it rubs up against stuff/you touch it


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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
I've always wondered what a boner feels like
imagine a throbbing, rock hard member sticking out of your pelvis, and it feels sexually good when it rubs up against stuff/you touch it



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That sounds great. I want a thingy now


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
I've always wondered what a boner feels like
imagine a throbbing, rock hard member sticking out of your pelvis, and it feels sexually good when it rubs up against stuff/you touch it



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That sounds great. I want a thingy now
Inappropriate


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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
I've always wondered what a boner feels like
imagine a throbbing, rock hard member sticking out of your pelvis, and it feels sexually good when it rubs up against stuff/you touch it



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That sounds great. I want a thingy now
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Hey. Heyyy, there's two ways! Two ways I could achieve getting it.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
I've always wondered what a boner feels like
imagine a throbbing, rock hard member sticking out of your pelvis, and it feels sexually good when it rubs up against stuff/you touch it



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That sounds great. I want a thingy now
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Hey. Heyyy, there's two ways! Two ways I could achieve getting it.
Highly

In
ap
propriate


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I've always wondered what a boner feels like
imagine a throbbing, rock hard member sticking out of your pelvis, and it feels sexually good when it rubs up against stuff/you touch it



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That sounds great. I want a thingy now
it is kinda great, but it makes the morning pee a little weird sometimes.


 
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I've always wondered what a boner feels like
imagine a throbbing, rock hard member sticking out of your pelvis, and it feels sexually good when it rubs up against stuff/you touch it



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That sounds great. I want a thingy now
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Hey. Heyyy, there's two ways! Two ways I could achieve getting it.


 
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I've always wondered what a boner feels like
imagine a throbbing, rock hard member sticking out of your pelvis, and it feels sexually good when it rubs up against stuff/you touch it



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That sounds great. I want a thingy now

Only sometimes it has a mind of its own and wants you to do things you don't really want to do at the moment.


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I've always wondered what a boner feels like
imagine a throbbing, rock hard member sticking out of your pelvis, and it feels sexually good when it rubs up against stuff/you touch it



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That sounds great. I want a thingy now

Only sometimes it has a mind of its own and wants you to do things you don't really want to do at the moment.
luckily, its easy to get rid of that problem, thanks to the magic of pornography


 
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I've always wondered what a boner feels like
imagine a throbbing, rock hard member sticking out of your pelvis, and it feels sexually good when it rubs up against stuff/you touch it



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That sounds great. I want a thingy now

Only sometimes it has a mind of its own and wants you to do things you don't really want to do at the moment.
luckily, its easy to get rid of that problem, thanks to the magic of pornography

But do you really want to be a slave to your dick and porn?


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This thread is great.


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I hate the one you get when you need to pee. Retard body. I can only do one thing at a time, fucking pick.


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I've always wondered what a boner feels like
imagine a throbbing, rock hard member sticking out of your pelvis, and it feels sexually good when it rubs up against stuff/you touch it



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That sounds great. I want a thingy now

Only sometimes it has a mind of its own and wants you to do things you don't really want to do at the moment.
luckily, its easy to get rid of that problem, thanks to the magic of pornography

But do you really want to be a slave to your dick and porn?
i mean

fapping feels good, and its healthy

so yeah i do


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I've always wondered what a boner feels like
It doesn't feel like anything.


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You probably just needed to take a piss.


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We always say to fight fire, you must use fire. This is wrong. Fighting fire with fire will leave scars and a new flame will rise. We must instead use water. It is the opposite of fire, it extinguishes the fire, it cools, it refreshes, it heals. We are made up of 70% water, we are not made up of 70% fire. Please practice what we truly are
You have dick cancer