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What pickup lines do I say to a French girl?

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i was thinking of saying something like "im not a faguette so let me show you my baguette"

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what part of france is she from

this is vital

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on May 26, 2017, 11:36:24 PM
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too soon

 
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Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 11:32:50 PM
what part of france is she from

this is vital

idk ill have to get back to you on that tomorrow when I see her again

 
 
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Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 11:43:59 PM
Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 11:32:50 PM
what part of france is she from

this is vital

idk ill have to get back to you on that tomorrow when I see her again

basically i need to know whether she's iberian or not

 
 
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Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 11:38:04 PM
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too soon
fall gelb was 77 years ago

 
 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on May 26, 2017, 11:36:24 PM
Say nothing and just rush in the backdoor. It's worked before.

too soon
fall gelb was 77 years ago

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Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 11:45:39 PM
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on May 26, 2017, 11:36:24 PM
Say nothing and just rush in the backdoor. It's worked before.

too soon
fall gelb was 77 years ago

je me souviens
Why are you surrendering already?

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on May 26, 2017, 11:44:56 PM
Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 11:38:04 PM
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Say nothing and just rush in the backdoor. It's worked before.

too soon
fall gelb was 77 years ago

je me souviens
Why are you surrendering already?

french men are a submissive people

that's what make the women so desirable

 
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Quote from: Aria on May 27, 2017, 12:18:32 AM
Omelette du fromage

This is the best one.

 
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something something speak french between her legs

 
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Wait, do pickup lines ever actually work?

 
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Quote from: (((Fun_Timer))) on May 27, 2017, 01:06:48 AM
Wait, do pickup lines ever actually work?

only ironically

 
 
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Just tell her you prayed for France during the terror attacks and changed your profile pic to the French flag and you'll be drowning in pussy

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>when she leaves work early but comes all the way to the kitchen to give me a firty bye

Our wedding will be at the end of the year you're all invited (no spics)

 
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