Want to find a sugar momma. Cougar hunters GTFIH

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So for my lunch break I go to a grocery store down street from my college to pick up my lunch of cottage cheese and egg whites. This particular store is in a wealthy area and there are TONS of beautiful older women shopping here all the time.

 I've noticed recently that they've been eyeing me rather aggressively, especially when I dress nice like today. Itd be sick to have a sexy 40 year old blonde lady that I have sex with and buys me tons of steroids. I'm intimidated as fuck by older women though srs and have no idea how to approach them or what to talk about.

What do? Will update my journey occasionally or when I make breakthroughs

 
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Itd be sick to have a sexy 40 year old blonde lady that I have sex with and buys me tons of steroids.


ask if you can trim their lush garden estates

become the pauper seductive desire in their own lifetime movie reality.

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Quote from: Jim on January 28, 2016, 03:13:23 PM
If you figure it out teach me how to do it
I feel like when I talk to them they're gonna scold me  :-[

 
 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
You want a Suga Mama, eh?

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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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I neither fear, nor despise.
Quote from: Jive Turkey on January 28, 2016, 03:12:37 PM
Itd be sick to have a sexy 40 year old blonde lady that I have sex with and buys me tons of steroids


 
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Quote from: challengerX on January 28, 2016, 03:36:31 PM
Try actually focusing your life on something that matters.
I was blessed to be born into a life that allows me the luxury to do anything I want that makes me happy with little repercussions. All of this can be done while focusing on my academics/career/future.

 Do me a favor and never fucking post in my threads again

 
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Get of my lawn
Sadly, for me, this is just dating in my age group.

 
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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 28, 2016, 03:48:51 PM
Sadly, for me, this is just dating in my age group.

I'm catching up, 30 year olds are more my speed.

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Jive is the most dedicated troll I've ever seen.

 
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You're way too obsessed with sex.

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
pfft, I dunno. treat 'em like your mom?

 
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Quote from: Jim on January 28, 2016, 04:59:04 PM
Quote from: Batch on January 28, 2016, 04:51:43 PM
Jive is the most dedicated troll I've ever seen.
Loaf exists
True, what a waste of determination.

 
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they don't care all that much about you, just your body

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
Quote from: Jim on January 28, 2016, 05:25:27 PM
Quote from: Death on January 28, 2016, 05:04:18 PM
pfft, I dunno. treat 'em like your mom?
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*le south*

 
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