What is the worst injury you've seen IRL

Big Boss · January 23, 2016, 08:59:47 PM

My friend got a rock thrown at his head and there was blood EVERYWHERE. Then he threw up in a bin. Gross. That's the worst I've seen, I guess it's pretty tame. What about you?

Winy · January 23, 2016, 09:03:36 PM

A bunch of friends and I were chilling after a baseball game our Freshman year in HS, and we were playing "Mexican Border Hopper," where the point of the game was to jump a wall, but you had to do it without getting tagged by certain people. We had like twenty kids playing, and my best friend got knocked over by some schmuck and broke his arm right there. Took it like a champ, though.

Then he got Lyme Disease a week later lmao

Super Irish · January 23, 2016, 09:11:22 PM

One time at school, this dude was screaming while he was running holding his hand. He'd been playing Bulldogs and some guy tackled him pretty badly, which had bent his hand back onto his arm, the wrong way around. It didn't stay like that once he got up and sprinted to the school office, but for that split-second that it was bent that way, it makes me cringe to think about it.

For one that was a bit bloodier, my brother gets random, really bad nosebleeds. We were staying in London and I woke up to him shouting "I'm bleeding, I'M FUCKIN' BLEEDEN!", and because of the state of panic he set himself, there was blood everywhere, mostly around his face and arms because he kept wiping it off with his hands (looked a bit like a cannibal). He ran to bathroom to get tissue, coughed up this ungodly phlegm-blob of blood that resembled an afterbirth, and passed out.

He was always one to be a dramatic.

Big Boss · January 23, 2016, 09:17:29 PM

Quote from: Psygnirish on January 23, 2016, 09:11:22 PM

One time at school, this dude was screaming while he was running holding his hand. He'd been playing Bulldogs and some guy tackled him pretty badly, which had bent his hand back onto his arm, the wrong way around. It didn't stay like that once he got up and sprinted to the school office, but for that split-second that it was bent that way, it makes me cringe to think about it.

For one that was a bit bloodier, my brother gets random, really bad nosebleeds. We were staying in London and I woke up to him shouting "I'm bleeding, I'M FUCKIN' BLEEDEN!", and because of the state of panic he set himself, there was blood everywhere, mostly around his face and arms because he kept wiping it off with his hands (looked a bit like a cannibal). He ran to bathroom to get tissue, coughed up this ungodly phlegm-blob of blood that resembled an afterbirth, and passed out.

He was always one to be a dramatic.

Gahfuckit I can't stand blood

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · January 23, 2016, 09:20:33 PM

saw this guy step on a lego once

^original meme

Aether · January 23, 2016, 09:21:47 PM

In person? My big toenail ripped up.

In media? Some guy exploded all over the highway after he hit a semi head on in a minivan.

Super Irish · January 23, 2016, 09:22:36 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on January 23, 2016, 09:17:29 PM

Gahfuckit I can't stand blood

It was his own fault, really. Instead of holding his nose below the bridge, he just flailed around shouting at me that he was bleeding, like I'm supposed to do it for him or something.

He hates blood too, but for someone who hates it that much I couldn't understand how he hadn't figured out how to stop them by then.

Aether · January 23, 2016, 09:24:50 PM

Quote from: Psygnirish on January 23, 2016, 09:11:22 PM

For one that was a bit bloodier, my brother gets random, really bad nosebleeds. We were staying in London and I woke up to him shouting "I'm bleeding, I'M FUCKIN' BLEEDEN!", and because of the state of panic he set himself, there was blood everywhere, mostly around his face and arms because he kept wiping it off with his hands (looked a bit like a cannibal). He ran to bathroom to get tissue, coughed up this ungodly phlegm-blob of blood that resembled an afterbirth, and passed out.

Used to get gnarly nose bleeds as a kid. Even had some in my sleep. Woken up with blood all over my face in the middle of the night. . . lucky I didn't suffocate on any. Fun times.

Big Boss · January 23, 2016, 09:25:26 PM

Quote from: DemonicChronic on January 23, 2016, 09:21:47 PM

In person? My big toenail ripped up.

In media? Some guy exploded all over the highway after he hit a semi head on in a minivan.

AUGH

My uncle got his toe ripped off and he threatened to show me it but I refused

Naru · January 23, 2016, 09:26:24 PM

some pretty bad nosebleeds. nothing much tbh

Aether · January 23, 2016, 09:27:53 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on January 23, 2016, 09:25:26 PM

Quote from: DemonicChronic on January 23, 2016, 09:21:47 PM
In person? My big toenail ripped up.

In media? Some guy exploded all over the highway after he hit a semi head on in a minivan.

AUGH

My uncle got his toe ripped off and he threatened to show me it but I refused

The whole toe? Well that's much worse than mine, I'd have to say.

The Lord Ruler · January 23, 2016, 09:30:05 PM

some guy bashed his head into a vending machine in high school

glass in his face and shit pretty brutal. he was lucky it didn't get in his eyes

Big Boss · January 23, 2016, 09:30:34 PM

Quote from: DemonicChronic on January 23, 2016, 09:27:53 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on January 23, 2016, 09:25:26 PM
Quote from: DemonicChronic on January 23, 2016, 09:21:47 PM
In person? My big toenail ripped up.

In media? Some guy exploded all over the highway after he hit a semi head on in a minivan.

AUGH

My uncle got his toe ripped off and he threatened to show me it but I refused
The whole toe? Well that's much worse than mine, I'd have to say.

TBH losing any part of your toe is dodgy.

Braixen · January 23, 2016, 09:30:38 PM

Broken penis

Aether · January 23, 2016, 09:31:25 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on January 23, 2016, 09:30:34 PM

Quote from: DemonicChronic on January 23, 2016, 09:27:53 PM
Quote from: Big Boss on January 23, 2016, 09:25:26 PM
Quote from: DemonicChronic on January 23, 2016, 09:21:47 PM
In person? My big toenail ripped up.

In media? Some guy exploded all over the highway after he hit a semi head on in a minivan.

AUGH

My uncle got his toe ripped off and he threatened to show me it but I refused
The whole toe? Well that's much worse than mine, I'd have to say.

TBH losing any part of your toe is dodgy.

Sure but at least the nail can grow back.

Sandtrap · January 23, 2016, 09:49:29 PM

A fellow in my old class was dirt biking on the grid roads(gravel and clay) and he wiped out.

The landing and the speed he was going essentially exploded his knee apart and into the bone.

Naturally, teenagers being teenagers, his exploded knee was like a prized trophy to him.

PSU · January 23, 2016, 10:02:50 PM

Opposing player while playing football had an open fracture. Could literally see his shin bone sticking out of his leg.

ಠ_ಠ · January 24, 2016, 03:15:06 AM

I witnessed a hit and run this past summer. This guy got slammed to the concrete, and the person that hit him immediately took off in an Uber. The guy went down so hard that you could hear it when his skull hit the ground. He lost a lot of blood and his face looked like it was hit by a train...the bartender and other witnesses were doing their best to keep the guy alive while waiting for the ambulance to show up.

Zonda · January 24, 2016, 05:38:07 AM

Quote from: DemonicChronic on January 23, 2016, 09:21:47 PM

In media? Some guy exploded all over the highway after he hit a semi head on in a minivan.

Oh yeah wasn't that like some chain email from the mid 2000's?

OT: Volunteering at a Track Cycling carnival last year and there were crashes galore. In one of the Women's races a competitor fell off and got ridden over by the rider behind, breaking her Collarbone and Shoulder blade. It wasn't nice to watch tbh, but not that severe an injury. I've heard of people losing fingers in the Chain Spider of a Bike before.

Desty · January 24, 2016, 05:45:01 AM

There once was this suave guy that fought this huge fucking man. At first he dodged his attacks and was winning, but then his foot was caught, the big guy threw a punch that made the other guy lose a lot of his teeth, and then he pressed his fingers into the other guys' eyes until his head exploded.

BaconShelf · January 24, 2016, 05:53:04 AM

I got stabbed in the hand by a pen once

I've not really seen many injuries.

A Cheese Potato · January 24, 2016, 05:58:50 AM

Someone shanked someone else with an etching tool in my art class in high school. It sent him into shock so he was shaking a lot but that's about it.

Solonoid · January 24, 2016, 06:02:33 AM

Quote from: TR8Rshelf on January 24, 2016, 05:53:04 AM

I got stabbed in the hand by a pen once

I've not really seen many injuries.

I was once stabbed in the knee by a pencil, and the lead stayed in me for over a year.

Mattie G Indahouse · January 24, 2016, 07:20:25 AM

Quote from: Kirlia on January 24, 2016, 06:02:33 AM

Quote from: TR8Rshelf on January 24, 2016, 05:53:04 AM
I got stabbed in the hand by a pen once

I've not really seen many injuries.
I was once stabbed in the knee by a pencil, and the lead stayed in me for over a year.

*graphite

Desty · January 24, 2016, 10:14:19 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on January 24, 2016, 07:20:25 AM

Quote from: Kirlia on January 24, 2016, 06:02:33 AM
Quote from: TR8Rshelf on January 24, 2016, 05:53:04 AM
I got stabbed in the hand by a pen once

I've not really seen many injuries.
I was once stabbed in the knee by a pencil, and the lead stayed in me for over a year.
*graphite

I'm starting to like you

MyNameIsCharlie · January 24, 2016, 10:16:41 AM

That they lived through?

Playing flag football when I was in the Army. My buddy stepped in a gopher hole, the top half of his leg went one way, the bottom the other. The docs had to reconstruct his knee.

Solonoid · January 24, 2016, 12:32:34 PM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on January 24, 2016, 07:20:25 AM

Quote from: Kirlia on January 24, 2016, 06:02:33 AM
Quote from: TR8Rshelf on January 24, 2016, 05:53:04 AM
I got stabbed in the hand by a pen once

I've not really seen many injuries.
I was once stabbed in the knee by a pencil, and the lead stayed in me for over a year.
*graphite

The material it consists of I irrelevant, the core of the pencil is referred to as the lead as a part of the anatomy of a pencil, and can be a variety of materials, ranging from actual lead, graphite, or even wax.

Dietrich Six · January 24, 2016, 01:50:00 PM

Seen some pretty nasty cuts in my day, but I'd have give it to my little brother.

Ran over his hands with a skateboard and ripped off more than one fingernail. I had to pull off the one that was dangling.

Dietrich Six · January 24, 2016, 01:51:30 PM

Quote from: Desty on January 24, 2016, 05:45:01 AM

There once was this suave guy that fought this huge fucking man. At first he dodged his attacks and was winning, but then his foot was caught, the big guy threw a punch that made the other guy lose a lot of his teeth, and then he pressed his fingers into the other guys' eyes until his head exploded.

God that was horrific