What is the stupidest thing you have said to your SO/Crush

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This was pretty fauking stupid.

 
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Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 29, 2014, 12:55:41 AM
She was complaining about how she doesn't have a boyfriend and even her little sister has one.

I was sitting there, drinking my starbucks coffee and said "oh..."
Shoulda tried to stick it in her pooper.

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"Ornate chandeliers suspended from a vaulted ceiling lit the spacious chamber; Jack tilted his gaze overhead and noticed how far away they were.  His thoughts wove around those bright lights, like a dance of ether masses spiraling in precious unison. Why must we try to clutch desperately for the mere threads of this world when we can clasp onto a tapestry of untold magnificence beyond this plane of existence?"
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
well i dunno what to say...
nothing?

 
 
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Me: Do you have a boyfriend Selena?
(a friend she was close to at the time chuckled at the foolish question I just asked)
Selena: No, all boys are desperate perverts.
Last Edit: October 29, 2014, 03:57:54 AM by path1k

 
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What the fuck was going through your head when you were typing that.

 
 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
"When I say I love you, I don't mean it the way other people would mean it. I only love you in the capacity of which I'm capable".

When all is said and done, she actually took that really well and we ended up dating for about another year. If it had been anyone else however, they probably wouldn't have liked it.

 
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ayy lmao

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Wait, is that picture of Remy LaCroix?

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Oh, hey.
Nothing, everyone I ever get with is chill.

You know you have a keeper when this happens.


 
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Why is this so black?
"You're an arse-face."
I'm great aren't I?

 
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I don't really care right now, I'm pissed off that my pre order hasn't arrived on day one despite buying the day one order.

That was the only girlfriend I ever had, and that was the (paraphrased) statement that got me dumped.

Games>girls

 
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Quote from: BaconShelf on October 29, 2014, 09:11:29 AM
I don't really care right now, I'm pissed off that my pre order hasn't arrived on day one despite buying the day one order.

That was the only girlfriend I ever had, and that was the (paraphrased) statement that got me dumped.

Games>girls
What game?

 
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Quote from: BritishLemön on October 29, 2014, 09:13:47 AM
Quote from: BaconShelf on October 29, 2014, 09:11:29 AM
I don't really care right now, I'm pissed off that my pre order hasn't arrived on day one despite buying the day one order.

That was the only girlfriend I ever had, and that was the (paraphrased) statement that got me dumped.

Games>girls
What game?

Halo CEA

I hadn't played the first one at the time so it was completely new to me

 
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Quote from: BaconShelf on October 29, 2014, 09:14:47 AM
Quote from: BritishLemön on October 29, 2014, 09:13:47 AM
Quote from: BaconShelf on October 29, 2014, 09:11:29 AM
I don't really care right now, I'm pissed off that my pre order hasn't arrived on day one despite buying the day one order.

That was the only girlfriend I ever had, and that was the (paraphrased) statement that got me dumped.

Games>girls
What game?

Halo CEA

I hadn't played the first one at the time so it was completely new to me
I still haven't beaten CEA after 3 years of having it.

 
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told my ex that i disliked the way her blubber jiggled

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Almost always, with moderation
I don't actual recall ever saying anything stupid to a crush, thankfully.

 
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>Her - "I'm gonna take a shower... and masturbate"

>Me - "Have fun with that."

 
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Quote from: BritishLemön on October 29, 2014, 09:17:51 AM
Quote from: BaconShelf on October 29, 2014, 09:14:47 AM
Quote from: BritishLemön on October 29, 2014, 09:13:47 AM
Quote from: BaconShelf on October 29, 2014, 09:11:29 AM
I don't really care right now, I'm pissed off that my pre order hasn't arrived on day one despite buying the day one order.

That was the only girlfriend I ever had, and that was the (paraphrased) statement that got me dumped.

Games>girls
What game?

Halo CEA

I hadn't played the first one at the time so it was completely new to me
I still haven't beaten CEA after 3 years of having it.

I've done legendary m8

 
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Quote from: BaconShelf on October 29, 2014, 09:36:55 AM
Quote from: BritishLemön on October 29, 2014, 09:17:51 AM
Quote from: BaconShelf on October 29, 2014, 09:14:47 AM
Quote from: BritishLemön on October 29, 2014, 09:13:47 AM
Quote from: BaconShelf on October 29, 2014, 09:11:29 AM
I don't really care right now, I'm pissed off that my pre order hasn't arrived on day one despite buying the day one order.

That was the only girlfriend I ever had, and that was the (paraphrased) statement that got me dumped.

Games>girls
What game?

Halo CEA

I hadn't played the first one at the time so it was completely new to me
I still haven't beaten CEA after 3 years of having it.

I've done legendary m8
Bitch

 
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Quote from: BritishLemön on October 29, 2014, 09:43:05 AM
Quote from: BaconShelf on October 29, 2014, 09:36:55 AM
Quote from: BritishLemön on October 29, 2014, 09:17:51 AM
Quote from: BaconShelf on October 29, 2014, 09:14:47 AM
Quote from: BritishLemön on October 29, 2014, 09:13:47 AM
Quote from: BaconShelf on October 29, 2014, 09:11:29 AM
I don't really care right now, I'm pissed off that my pre order hasn't arrived on day one despite buying the day one order.

That was the only girlfriend I ever had, and that was the (paraphrased) statement that got me dumped.

Games>girls
What game?

Halo CEA

I hadn't played the first one at the time so it was completely new to me
I still haven't beaten CEA after 3 years of having it.

I've done legendary m8
Bitch


Also done solo on Halo 4, Reach, 3, ODST and Wars.

 
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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
I got carried away with my own thoughts about insects on drugs. I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but anyway...

"What would a fly be like on PCP?"

Funny thing is, I said this before we were going out. Perhaps she liked my kinda weird.
Last Edit: October 29, 2014, 11:20:32 AM by SuperIrish

 
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Quote from: Lord Ruler on October 29, 2014, 07:42:43 AM
What the fuck was going through your head when you were typing that.

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
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Hmm, I really can't think of anything...