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What idiot designed this shit?

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wtf is this? Am I harvesting terrorist crops?

Am I fighting fucking knights in plate armor?

Why do I need a sheathe for a fucking spear? Why are there those stupid digits for the hand?

This one is a "harpoon"



Okay, this one might actually be viable if the materials aren't shit and for some reason you need a 2-handed war axe.

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That hammer is familiar...

 
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What the actual fuck...

 
 
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Making Boyscouts everywhere feel like they're Spetsnaz.

 
 
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I came in here expecting an actual silly-looking poo

 
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I would wear that but rip the sleeves off

 
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is that a fucking tactical qiang?

 
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Sweet, I can get a neon green tactical spear. What more can a man ask for?
http://www.swordsdirect.com/survival-spears.html

 
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Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on February 11, 2015, 12:08:53 AM

Making Boyscouts everywhere feel like they're Spetsnaz.
You do know the E-tool is a real thing in the modern era, right?

 
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Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on February 11, 2015, 12:16:59 AM
Quote from: Cindy on February 11, 2015, 12:15:22 AM
is that a fucking tactical qiang?
It's called a Kama, stop inventing words.
Actually, it's called a qiang, which is the chinese word for a spear, you fuckin' nark

Because it looks more like an Eastern spear than a western one, the origins of which would make sense considering that the weapon listed above it, the kama, is also Eastern in origin.

And, once again

You fuckin' nark

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It was just made for fun. It's not like they're selling this to the military.

 
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Quote from: Maverick on February 11, 2015, 12:24:37 AM
It was just made for fun. It's not like they're selling this to the military.
They should, tho

Imagine the fuckin' demoralizing ability of some of those.

"Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Mohammad, have you seen Akhim?"

"Yes, Basit. An infidel just SMASHED HIS FUCKING FACE IN WITH A GOD DAMN WARHAMMER."

"FUCK, DUDE. PULL BACK IMMEDIATELY."

 
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The Rage....
Quote from: Cindy on February 11, 2015, 12:18:27 AM
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on February 11, 2015, 12:16:59 AM
Quote from: Cindy on February 11, 2015, 12:15:22 AM
is that a fucking tactical qiang?
It's called a Kama, stop inventing words.
Actually, it's called a qiang, which is the chinese word for a spear, you fuckin' nark

Because it looks more like an Eastern spear than a western one, the origins of which would make sense considering that the weapon listed above it, the kama, is also Eastern in origin.

And, once again

You fuckin' nark
Both of you weebs go to hell

 
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Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on February 11, 2015, 12:29:07 AM
Quote from: Cindy on February 11, 2015, 12:18:27 AM
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on February 11, 2015, 12:16:59 AM
Quote from: Cindy on February 11, 2015, 12:15:22 AM
is that a fucking tactical qiang?
It's called a Kama, stop inventing words.
Actually, it's called a qiang, which is the chinese word for a spear, you fuckin' nark

Because it looks more like an Eastern spear than a western one, the origins of which would make sense considering that the weapon listed above it, the kama, is also Eastern in origin.

And, once again

You fuckin' nark
Both of you weebs go to hell
>chinese
>weeb

Ayla Mao

 
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Quote from: Cindy on February 11, 2015, 12:26:37 AM
Quote from: Maverick on February 11, 2015, 12:24:37 AM
It was just made for fun. It's not like they're selling this to the military.
They should, tho

Imagine the fuckin' demoralizing ability of some of those.

"Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Mohammad, have you seen Akhim?"

"Yes, Basit. An infidel just SMASHED HIS FUCKING FACE IN WITH A GOD DAMN WARHAMMER."

"FUCK, DUDE. PULL BACK IMMEDIATELY."
They would probably just start manufacturing scimitars in retaliation.

 
 
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Quote from: Cindy on February 11, 2015, 12:29:53 AM
Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on February 11, 2015, 12:29:07 AM
Quote from: Cindy on February 11, 2015, 12:18:27 AM
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on February 11, 2015, 12:16:59 AM
Quote from: Cindy on February 11, 2015, 12:15:22 AM
is that a fucking tactical qiang?
It's called a Kama, stop inventing words.
Actually, it's called a qiang, which is the chinese word for a spear, you fuckin' nark

Because it looks more like an Eastern spear than a western one, the origins of which would make sense considering that the weapon listed above it, the kama, is also Eastern in origin.

And, once again

You fuckin' nark
Both of you weebs go to hell
>chinese
>weeb

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HARDY HAR HAR

 
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That hammer could be a breaching hammer?

 
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I actually want those tactical scythes. Talk about sheer intimidation/fear factor

 
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Quote from: Sigma617 on February 11, 2015, 12:48:11 AM
That hammer could be a breaching hammer?

It probably is, actually. That is very similar to what cops normally use; at least the ones I know.

 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Quote from: Casper on February 11, 2015, 12:17:44 AM
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on February 11, 2015, 12:08:53 AM

Making Boyscouts everywhere feel like they're Spetsnaz.
You do know the E-tool is a real thing in the modern era, right?
Have you ever been digging and hit a rock? Odds are if you've ever dug a whole for a noteworthy amount of time you have. Do you know what happens to edges when they hit rocks?

 
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You guys are just jelly that you don't have a Combat Commander Gladiator Sword.

 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Quote from: K'tan Dantaktee on February 11, 2015, 02:05:44 AM
Quote from: Sigma617 on February 11, 2015, 12:48:11 AM
That hammer could be a breaching hammer?

It probably is, actually. That is very similar to what cops normally use; at least the ones I know.
Judging by how silly some of their other stuff is, I don't think that rationalizing it will get too far.

Yeah, it could work as a breaching tool, but the fact that the head looks far more like a medieval warhammer than a breaching hammer really doesn't make me think that was the designer's first concern.

 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
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You guys are just jelly that you don't have a Combat Commander Gladiator Sword.
Neat, yours can stab water bottles.
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Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on February 11, 2015, 02:10:02 PM
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You guys are just jelly that you don't have a Combat Commander Gladiator Sword.
Neat, yours can stab water bottles.
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butthurt because I have superior tactical grips.

 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Quote from: Cindy on February 11, 2015, 12:18:27 AM
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on February 11, 2015, 12:16:59 AM
Quote from: Cindy on February 11, 2015, 12:15:22 AM
is that a fucking tactical qiang?
It's called a Kama, stop inventing words.
Actually, it's called a qiang, which is the chinese word for a spear, you fuckin' nark

Because it looks more like an Eastern spear than a western one, the origins of which would make sense considering that the weapon listed above it, the kama, is also Eastern in origin.

And, once again

You fuckin' nark
There are Eastern spears that look like that? And here I just thought they took a scythe and tacticooled it. Why are there so many weird ass Eastern blades?

 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Quote from: The Waifu God on February 11, 2015, 02:11:05 PM
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on February 11, 2015, 02:10:02 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on February 11, 2015, 02:01:44 PM
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You guys are just jelly that you don't have a Combat Commander Gladiator Sword.
Neat, yours can stab water bottles.
YouTube

butthurt because I have superior tactical grips.
butthurt because I cut through truck hood, bend 90 degrees and back, and cut through bikes and cinder blocks.

 
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