What evil act did you commit today?

MyNameIsCharlie · January 26, 2016, 08:03:36 PM

At Target earlier:

Excuse me, you look like you play video games

Umm... Yeah

I'm looking for a game for my son. None of these games say if they're based on good Christian values. He's 8 and he always plays.

Dark Souls 2 is popular right now. It's about a Christian knight fighting demons and saving souls. It should be fine for an 8 year old.

Thank you!

*walks away laughing evil laugh*

Verbatim · January 26, 2016, 08:05:00 PM

>dark souls 2 is popular right now

misinformation--truly the greatest of all evils

Korra · January 26, 2016, 08:05:43 PM

I went to Sep7agon.

MyNameIsCharlie · January 26, 2016, 08:07:42 PM

Quote from: Fuddy Duddy II on January 26, 2016, 08:05:00 PM

>dark souls 2 is popular right now

misinformation--truly the greatest of all evils

And her seeing him play scenes like this:

Kiwicake · January 26, 2016, 08:13:28 PM

Gluttony

I ate a whole bag of liquorice

i feel so fat

Jono · January 26, 2016, 08:14:43 PM

I yelled at my dog to get away from the window but then I felt bad so I went outside and gave her a big hug.

Jim · January 26, 2016, 08:15:34 PM

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Thun · January 26, 2016, 08:18:55 PM

I have never committed an evil act in my entire life.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · January 26, 2016, 08:20:52 PM

i listened to really loud music in my car

with the windows down

and my three subs on high

while at a red light

muhahaha

Deleted · January 26, 2016, 08:21:10 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 26, 2016, 08:03:36 PM

At Target earlier:

Excuse me, you look like you play video games

Umm... Yeah

I'm looking for a game for my son. None of these games say if they're based on good Christian values. He's 8 and he always plays.

Dark Souls 2 is popular right now. It's about a Christian knight fighting demons and saving souls. It should be fine for an 8 year old.

Thank you!

*walks away laughing evil laugh*

Holy shit did you actually do that

MyNameIsCharlie · January 26, 2016, 08:25:29 PM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on January 26, 2016, 08:21:10 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 26, 2016, 08:03:36 PM
At Target earlier:

Excuse me, you look like you play video games

Umm... Yeah

I'm looking for a game for my son. None of these games say if they're based on good Christian values. He's 8 and he always plays.

Dark Souls 2 is popular right now. It's about a Christian knight fighting demons and saving souls. It should be fine for an 8 year old.

Thank you!

*walks away laughing evil laugh*

Holy shit did you actually do that

It wasn't today, it was last month. But, yes

Big Boss · January 26, 2016, 08:27:46 PM

I accidentally swatted my cat in the face

Jet Wave · January 26, 2016, 08:30:26 PM

I went on the internet without my parents' permission.

alphy · January 26, 2016, 08:55:15 PM

hmm

well i had a sub for 7th period, so i did my work fast af and asked the teacher if i can go "take a math quiz"

i didn't actually take a quiz lol, i just left early... i could have gone home 35 minutes before the bell rang, but i decided to wait for my girlfriend

i'm a dangerous rebel

Septy · January 26, 2016, 09:04:53 PM

I killed the weebs

DAS B00T x2 · January 26, 2016, 09:18:17 PM

I killed over a million potential lives today, and I'm about to add to that total.

R o c k e t · January 27, 2016, 01:26:31 AM

Quote from: Alphy on January 26, 2016, 08:55:15 PM

hmm

well i had a sub for 7th period, so i did my work fast af and asked the teacher if i can go "take a math quiz"

i didn't actually take a quiz lol, i just left early... i could have gone home 35 minutes before the bell rang, but i decided to wait for my girlfriend

i'm a dangerous rebel

I read that as "I had my 7th period"

.....I'm so sorry.

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · January 27, 2016, 01:33:22 AM

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Solonoid · January 27, 2016, 08:39:36 AM

I fuck dudes.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · January 27, 2016, 08:43:08 AM

being gay

Dietrich Six · January 27, 2016, 09:44:20 AM

I thought about fucking dudes

Ender · January 27, 2016, 09:56:01 AM

Quote from: Alphy on January 26, 2016, 08:55:15 PM

hmm

well i had a sub for 7th period, so i did my work fast af and asked the teacher if i can go "take a math quiz"

i didn't actually take a quiz lol, i just left early... i could have gone home 35 minutes before the bell rang, but i decided to wait for my girlfriend

i'm a dangerous rebel

I'd totally do that if my school didn't have people watching every fuckin door out

Word Wizard · January 27, 2016, 10:48:01 AM

Performed an unconsented abortion with a Dyson ShopVac