What do I get my mother

Kinder Graham · December 01, 2014, 07:50:13 PM

Besides kitchen shit, what can I get a 42 year old women for Christmas? She's also picky so jewelry, clothes, shoes, etc are out of the question. My dad and brother on the other hand were simple, Titanfall and a Sons of Anarchy tumbler set

True Turquoise · December 01, 2014, 07:52:17 PM

Get her a book or something

Kinder Graham · December 01, 2014, 07:53:56 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on December 01, 2014, 07:52:17 PM

Get her a book or something

What kind of book, Tru? What did you get your sister?

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · December 01, 2014, 07:53:57 PM

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BC · December 01, 2014, 07:58:09 PM

I mean what?

Coomer · December 01, 2014, 08:01:03 PM

Me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Turkey · December 01, 2014, 08:04:16 PM

Trust me on this.

BC · December 01, 2014, 08:04:57 PM

Quote from: H̲u̲r̲t̲f̲u̲l̲T̲u̲r̲k̲e̲y on December 01, 2014, 08:04:16 PM

MOM GET THE CAMERA

Kinder Graham · December 01, 2014, 08:05:00 PM

Quote from: H̲u̲r̲t̲f̲u̲l̲T̲u̲r̲k̲e̲y on December 01, 2014, 08:04:16 PM

A microphone?

Turkey · December 01, 2014, 08:05:32 PM

Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:05:00 PM

Quote from: H̲u̲r̲t̲f̲u̲l̲T̲u̲r̲k̲e̲y on December 01, 2014, 08:04:16 PM

A microphone?

Sure, call it that.

The Lord Slide Rule · December 01, 2014, 08:06:54 PM

Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:05:00 PM

Quote from: H̲u̲r̲t̲f̲u̲l̲T̲u̲r̲k̲e̲y on December 01, 2014, 08:04:16 PM

A microphone?

You'll swear it was one when she uses it.

Turkey · December 01, 2014, 08:07:59 PM

Quote from: SexyPiranha on December 01, 2014, 08:06:54 PM

Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:05:00 PM
Quote from: H̲u̲r̲t̲f̲u̲l̲T̲u̲r̲k̲e̲y on December 01, 2014, 08:04:16 PM

A microphone?

You'll swear it was one when she uses it.

True Turquoise · December 01, 2014, 08:08:26 PM

Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 07:53:56 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on December 01, 2014, 07:52:17 PM
Get her a book or something
What kind of book, Tru? What did you get your sister?

for Christmas I got my sister a few novels, the second teddy bear of the collection she likes and a lot of bath bombs and stuff. I still need to get more.

Buy her a dectective novel book?
something she enjoys...?

Kinder Graham · December 01, 2014, 08:11:05 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on December 01, 2014, 08:08:26 PM

Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 07:53:56 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on December 01, 2014, 07:52:17 PM
Get her a book or something
What kind of book, Tru? What did you get your sister?
for Christmas I got my sister a few novels, the second teddy bear of the collection she likes and a lot of bath bombs and stuff. I still need to get more.

Buy her a dectective novel book?
something she enjoys...?

I'll just get her a nice coffee cup and a candle >.>

Jim · December 01, 2014, 08:11:20 PM

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R o c k e t · December 01, 2014, 08:19:45 PM

Quote from: H̲u̲r̲t̲f̲u̲l̲T̲u̲r̲k̲e̲y on December 01, 2014, 08:07:59 PM

Quote from: SexyPiranha on December 01, 2014, 08:06:54 PM
Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:05:00 PM
Quote from: H̲u̲r̲t̲f̲u̲l̲T̲u̲r̲k̲e̲y on December 01, 2014, 08:04:16 PM

A microphone?

You'll swear it was one when she uses it.

🂿 · December 01, 2014, 08:22:05 PM

Get her an abortion. Abortions are free at walmart.

Kinder Graham · December 01, 2014, 08:22:17 PM

Quote from: SexyPiranha on December 01, 2014, 08:06:54 PM

Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:05:00 PM
Quote from: H̲u̲r̲t̲f̲u̲l̲T̲u̲r̲k̲e̲y on December 01, 2014, 08:04:16 PM

A microphone?

You'll swear it was one when she uses it.

she doesnt like karaoke

Kinder Graham · December 01, 2014, 08:23:59 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:22:05 PM

Get her an abortion. Abortions are free at walmart.

That made no sense Deci

🂿 · December 01, 2014, 08:26:22 PM

Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:23:59 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:22:05 PM
Get her an abortion. Abortions are free at walmart.
That made no sense Deci

All teenage girls require abortions.

Kinder Graham · December 01, 2014, 08:28:12 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:26:22 PM

Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:23:59 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:22:05 PM
Get her an abortion. Abortions are free at walmart.
That made no sense Deci

All teenage girls require abortions.

My mom is 42 years old Deci

rC · December 01, 2014, 08:28:24 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:26:22 PM

Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:23:59 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:22:05 PM
Get her an abortion. Abortions are free at walmart.
That made no sense Deci

All teenage girls require abortions.

MOM GET THE CAMEAR

DAS B00T x2 · December 01, 2014, 08:30:35 PM

Wine.

Kinder Graham · December 01, 2014, 08:33:16 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on December 01, 2014, 08:28:24 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:26:22 PM
Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:23:59 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:22:05 PM
Get her an abortion. Abortions are free at walmart.
That made no sense Deci

All teenage girls require abortions.
MOM GET THE CAMEAR

Quote

CAMEAR

why do you have such weird fetishes. im telling dustin

rC · December 01, 2014, 08:33:43 PM

Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:33:16 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on December 01, 2014, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:26:22 PM
Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:23:59 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:22:05 PM
Get her an abortion. Abortions are free at walmart.
That made no sense Deci

All teenage girls require abortions.
MOM GET THE CAMEAR
Quote
CAMEAR

why do you have such weird fetishes. im telling dustin

k

🂿 · December 01, 2014, 08:36:05 PM

Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:28:12 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:26:22 PM
Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:23:59 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:22:05 PM
Get her an abortion. Abortions are free at walmart.
That made no sense Deci

All teenage girls require abortions.
My mom is 42 years old Deci

Gay people celebrate 9/11 like it's their fucking birthday. 9/11 is like Christmas for gay people.

Kinder Graham · December 01, 2014, 08:36:08 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on December 01, 2014, 08:33:43 PM

Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:33:16 PM
Quote from: RC5908 on December 01, 2014, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:26:22 PM
Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:23:59 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:22:05 PM
Get her an abortion. Abortions are free at walmart.
That made no sense Deci

All teenage girls require abortions.
MOM GET THE CAMEAR
Quote
CAMEAR

why do you have such weird fetishes. im telling dustin
k

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rC · December 01, 2014, 08:36:53 PM

Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:36:08 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on December 01, 2014, 08:33:43 PM
Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:33:16 PM
Quote from: RC5908 on December 01, 2014, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:26:22 PM
Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:23:59 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:22:05 PM
Get her an abortion. Abortions are free at walmart.
That made no sense Deci

All teenage girls require abortions.
MOM GET THE CAMEAR
Quote
CAMEAR

why do you have such weird fetishes. im telling dustin
k
t

One time i saw a really fat person at walmart. True story.

Kinder Graham · December 01, 2014, 08:37:24 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on December 01, 2014, 08:36:53 PM

Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:36:08 PM
Quote from: RC5908 on December 01, 2014, 08:33:43 PM
Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:33:16 PM
Quote from: RC5908 on December 01, 2014, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:26:22 PM
Quote from: Kinder on December 01, 2014, 08:23:59 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 01, 2014, 08:22:05 PM
Get her an abortion. Abortions are free at walmart.
That made no sense Deci

All teenage girls require abortions.
MOM GET THE CAMEAR
Quote
CAMEAR

why do you have such weird fetishes. im telling dustin
k
t
One time i saw a really fat person at walmart. True story.

what did it look like?

The Lord Slide Rule · December 01, 2014, 08:37:29 PM

Get her some expensive coffee some other assorted crap.