What did you get me for Christmas?

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Why is this so black?
I hope you guys got me a beautiful, wonderful gift for Christmas. But soz tho. I didn't get you anything.


*tips fedora and merry christmas all


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I love you, son.
ebola


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Why is this so black?
ebola

lol go back to september 2014 loser.


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I love you, son.


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Why is this so black?
ebola

lol go back to september 2014 loser.
only 2009 kids will remember


Not funny man my whole fathers side of the family 6 times removed step cousins died from that.


 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
a fedildo
it's a dildo shaped like a trilby


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ebola

lol go back to september 2014 loser.
only 2009 kids will remember


Not funny man my whole fathers side of the family 6 times removed step cousins died from that.
We need to bring down that tyrant Baracco Ebola, President of Australia, before another such tragedy happens again.


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Why is this so black?
a fedildo
it's a dildo shaped like a trilby

The explains the black box at the front door.


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ebola

lol go back to september 2014 loser.
only 2009 kids will remember


Not funny man my whole fathers side of the family 6 times removed step cousins died from that.
We need to bring down that tyrant Baracco Ebola, President of Australia, before another such tragedy happens again.

Planes. They're the only way.


 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
a fedildo
it's a dildo shaped like a trilby

The explains the black box at the front door.
it vibrates and pulsates when you tip it


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Why is this so black?
a fedildo
it's a dildo shaped like a trilby

The explains the black box at the front door.
it vibrates and pulsates when you tip it

This is a great sensual head rub.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

👩🏽:💔
My 5 inch rage.


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My 5 inch rage.

I believe that is called Christmas Fever.