What are the manliest names you can think of?

 
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Beat PunchBeef

Big McLargeHuge

Blast HardCheese

Bold BigFlank

Crunch ButtSteak

Dirk HardPec

Brick HardMeat

Fridge LargeMeat

Punch RockGroin

Thick McRunFast

Butch DeadLift

Smoke ManMuscle


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Beat PunchBeef

Big McLargeHuge

Blast HardCheese

Bold BigFlank

Crunch ButtSteak

Dirk HardPec

Brick HardMeat

Fridge LargeMeat

Punch RockGroin

Thick McRunFast

Butch DeadLift

Smoke ManMuscle
We asked for manly names, not a list of your exes.


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Jack
John
Harvey
Dean
Sam
Richard
Bruce
Cole
Connor
Victor
Hammond
Asher
Bane
Spartacus


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Dick McFisty


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does this stuff even work?
Jordan Von Strangle.


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If You Are A False Don't Entry
Jordan Von Strangle.
You're that idiot who was ranting about swans like years ago right? every time I think of swans I think of your stupid ostentatious rants.


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does this stuff even work?
Jordan Von Strangle.
You're that idiot who was ranting about swans like years ago right? every time I think of swans I think of your stupid ostentatious rants.

what in the flying fuck are you talking about?


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Nolan, Hudson, and Cole.


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
β€”β€”Carmen
Carson
Jacob
Chris
Tyler


Casper | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               πŸ…±
Connor
Every Connor I knew spelled this way was gay.


A salt rifle | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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A salt Rifle
Connor
Every Connor I knew spelled this way was gay.
I mean, what's manlier than liking men,

Casper?


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Jake
Fred
Dave
Brad
Mike
Ivan
Vlad


Odd how shortened male names get somehow more masculine.



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Connor
Every Connor I knew spelled this way was gay.

theres other ways to spell it