What's your earliest memory?

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Mine: I was all alone, I was in a sleeping bag or someplace close and warm. Something kept poking me in the top of my head while my mom kept yelling yes and oh god

 
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I want to say me being grumpy at my third birthday because of the clown. There's other stuff I remember, but I don't remember the timing of it all.

 
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Being chased around the house naked by my mom and sister, for some reason unknown to me. Ran into my dad's study, locked both doors, and hid in there with him as he played Age of Empires.

 
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I have absolutely no idea.

 
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Standing in the corner of my house while people walked by and going up to my mom to ask her something.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

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Playing with my parents clothes

 
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Sitting in front of a TV in my grandmothers house when I was like, 2.

 
 
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Waking up looking over my fathers shoulders after I apparently just randomly fell asleep in a shop.

 
 
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My dad snorting coke and then punching my mother.

 
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Putting my finger in a flickery orange thing because it looked cool.

Turns out it was fire.

 
 
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I'm in a dark room, being embraced by my mother.

She's crying, and she's telling me that my little brother had just died during childbirth.

I was too young to understand what death was at the time, so she spoke in strained euphemisms.
"Your brother is in heaven now."

 
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Waking up crying from a bad dream I had when I think I was 3

 
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Quote from: Eliab on November 27, 2015, 11:25:36 AM
My dad snorting coke and then punching my mother.
Ahh the 90s.

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Watching Armageddon in theaters

 
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I remember being in a stroller that blocked the sun, but had this clear plastic part i could look through

 
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Me getting upset at my mum because I thought since my birthday was at the end of the year, I had to wait longer than everyone else to have it

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I think I was trying to flush myself down the toilet because I wanted to see where it lead. Didn't work fam.

 
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Me waking up in the middle of the night, hearing sounds from my mom's room, finding it slighty open, and seeing my mom having sex. The joys of waking up randomly in the early morning.

 
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Quote from: Verbatim on November 27, 2015, 11:53:28 AM
I'm in a dark room, being embraced by my mother.

She's crying, and she's telling me that my little brother had just died during childbirth.

I was too young to understand what death was at the time, so she spoke in strained euphemisms.
"Your brother is in heaven now."

Hey it's me, your brother

 
 
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Quote from: Tyger on November 27, 2015, 11:08:42 PM
Hey it's me, your brother
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good one

 
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Very blurry images of my life lived before this one

 
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my earliest memory is this meme

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Quote from: IngloriousWho98 on November 28, 2015, 09:38:14 PM
Banging your mom

I think our memories are the same

 
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Quote from: NiggerBot 9000 on November 27, 2015, 11:12:23 PM
Very blurry images of my life lived before this one
lol stop

 
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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Probably something about irritating people or puking