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Get of my lawn
Why are guys pigeon holed by boysides?

I like to scratch my nuts. I like to watch soccer and baseball.

I enjoy farting and being gross.

But I am smart too. I don't care about the social justice de jure. And I am as far from metro as you can get.

Why is this a sin?


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
I enjoy farting and being gross.
This part


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Get of my lawn
I enjoy farting and being gross.
This part

It's a biological function. Everyone farts. No one is immune from it. We're supposed to enjoy it. That's why it feels good. God, it's like I woke up in the Twilight Zone. Suddenly we deny our own biology.

I LIKE A HAIRY PUSSY!

There, I said it. It's fucking biology. We evolved to get turned on by the scent. I like the familiarity of natural scents. Don't shower for a couple of days? No problem in my book. Why do we hide it?


 
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I enjoy farting and being gross.
This part
It's a biological function. Everyone farts. No one is immune from it. We're supposed to enjoy it. That's why it feels good. God, it's like I woke up in the Twilight Zone. Suddenly we deny our own biology.

I LIKE A HAIRY PUSSY!

There, I said it. It's fucking biology. We evolved to get turned on by the scent. I like the familiarity of natural scents. Don't shower for a couple of days? No problem in my book. Why do we hide it?
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/appeal-to-nature

saying "it's biology" over and over doesn't make it any less disgusting

biology is disgusting

the further away we are from our biology, the better we are


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I enjoy farting and being gross.
This part

It's a biological function. Everyone farts. No one is immune from it. We're supposed to enjoy it. That's why it feels good. God, it's like I woke up in the Twilight Zone. Suddenly we deny our own biology.

I LIKE A HAIRY PUSSY!

There, I said it. It's fucking biology. We evolved to get turned on by the scent. I like the familiarity of natural scents. Don't shower for a couple of days? No problem in my book. Why do we hide it?

What the fuck Charlie shut the fuck up


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Just came to this thread to say LOL METS


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Get of my lawn
I enjoy farting and being gross.
This part
It's a biological function. Everyone farts. No one is immune from it. We're supposed to enjoy it. That's why it feels good. God, it's like I woke up in the Twilight Zone. Suddenly we deny our own biology.

I LIKE A HAIRY PUSSY!

There, I said it. It's fucking biology. We evolved to get turned on by the scent. I like the familiarity of natural scents. Don't shower for a couple of days? No problem in my book. Why do we hide it?
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/appeal-to-nature

saying "it's biology" over and over doesn't make it any less disgusting

biology is disgusting

the further away we are from our biology, the better we are

There should be an opposite to appeal to nature fallacy.

But anyway, I don't really meet that standard.


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Get of my lawn
I enjoy farting and being gross.
This part

It's a biological function. Everyone farts. No one is immune from it. We're supposed to enjoy it. That's why it feels good. God, it's like I woke up in the Twilight Zone. Suddenly we deny our own biology.

I LIKE A HAIRY PUSSY!

There, I said it. It's fucking biology. We evolved to get turned on by the scent. I like the familiarity of natural scents. Don't shower for a couple of days? No problem in my book. Why do we hide it?

What the fuck Charlie shut the fuck up

No


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I enjoy farting and being gross.
This part
It's a biological function. Everyone farts. No one is immune from it. We're supposed to enjoy it. That's why it feels good. God, it's like I woke up in the Twilight Zone. Suddenly we deny our own biology.

I LIKE A HAIRY PUSSY!

There, I said it. It's fucking biology. We evolved to get turned on by the scent. I like the familiarity of natural scents. Don't shower for a couple of days? No problem in my book. Why do we hide it?
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/appeal-to-nature

saying "it's biology" over and over doesn't make it any less disgusting

biology is disgusting

the further away we are from our biology, the better we are
this is not the proper use of that fallacy

A human's appeal to perform natural bodily functions or to maintain a body in its natural form is driven more by a desire to live in a way that they are physically designed to live, and is therefore entirely logical under this sequence of cause and effect: use something the way it has been designed to be used; it is more effective and lasts longer. The fact that we can artificially extend life is a supplementation to this logic, not an interventive thread of thought, as such medical techniques are designed to work with the body, while hygiene products like razors, deodorants, most soaps, and yes, even pants, work against your body's design, and hinder its effectiveness and longevity.

Appeal to nature as a fallacy describes arguments such as "killing occurs in the animal kingdom and is therefore not immoral" because this represents a disconnect between cause and effect linked only by the appeal to nature.


 
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A human's appeal to perform natural bodily functions or to maintain a body in its natural form is driven more by a desire to live in a way that they are physically designed to live
physically designed by what

nature, maybe?
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as such medical techniques are designed to work with the body, while hygiene products like razors, deodorants, most soaps, and yes, even pants, work against your body's design, and hinder its effectiveness and longevity.
And these are bad things?
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Appeal to nature as a fallacy describes arguments such as "killing occurs in the animal kingdom and is therefore not immoral" because this represents a disconnect between cause and effect linked only by the appeal to nature.
"Farting is a natural thing, so it should be okay to do it without apology."

So I used it correctly all along. Thanks.
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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
why apologize for farting when you can squeak one out and feign ignorance when someone points it out


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Follow biology more and die, old man.


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A human's appeal to perform natural bodily functions or to maintain a body in its natural form is driven more by a desire to live in a way that they are physically designed to live
physically designed by what

nature, maybe?
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as such medical techniques are designed to work with the body, while hygiene products like razors, deodorants, most soaps, and yes, even pants, work against your body's design, and hinder its effectiveness and longevity.
And these are bad things?
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Appeal to nature as a fallacy describes arguments such as "killing occurs in the animal kingdom and is therefore not immoral" because this represents a disconnect between cause and effect linked only by the appeal to nature.
"Farting is a natural thing, so it should be okay to do it without apology."

So I used it correctly all along. Thanks.
•You demonstrate a basic lack of understanding in why evolution occurs
•Your misguided philosophy does not follow a logical structure, so this rebuttal is meaningless when discussing logic.
•Holding in gases is very unhealthy and can result in digestive issues, or in extreme cases, gas meant for one end of the digestive tract evacuating from the other. This can cause damage to your esophagus, result in breath with an odor far worse than the gas would've caused alone, or due to the acidity of burps, if it is forced to leave through your colon it can cause damage. You shouldn't have to apologise for passing gas in public any more than you should have to apologise for drinking water, they're just things you need to do regularly to maintain good health.


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If you have to pass gas, just be polite and do it in an empty room/ washroom.

I don't care if you like hair below the belt. You don't have to wave your preferences around like your wang to whichever woman you're dating at this point.


 
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•You demonstrate a basic lack of understanding in why evolution occurs
•Your misguided philosophy does not follow a logical structure, so this rebuttal is meaningless when discussing logic.
•Holding in gases is very unhealthy and can result in digestive issues, or in extreme cases, gas meant for one end of the digestive tract evacuating from the other. This can cause damage to your esophagus, result in breath with an odor far worse than the gas would've caused alone, or due to the acidity of burps, if it is forced to leave through your colon it can cause damage. You shouldn't have to apologise for passing gas in public any more than you should have to apologise for drinking water, they're just things you need to do regularly to maintain good health.
I probably understand evolution more than you do.

You can argue my philosophy may be misguided, but it does follow a pretty basic logical structure whether you like it or not.

Everything that is unhealthy about the social courtesy of holding in gas is 100% worth it. The reason we don't apologize for drinking water (regardless of whether we should or not) is because drinking water isn't disgusting. It doesn't produce an invasive foul odor or an obnoxious noise that might disturb other people.

I was about to say that I can't believe I'm having to explain this to you, but there's really nothing unbelievable about it.
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•You demonstrate a basic lack of understanding in why evolution occurs
•Your misguided philosophy does not follow a logical structure, so this rebuttal is meaningless when discussing logic.
•Holding in gases is very unhealthy and can result in digestive issues, or in extreme cases, gas meant for one end of the digestive tract evacuating from the other. This can cause damage to your esophagus, result in breath with an odor far worse than the gas would've caused alone, or due to the acidity of burps, if it is forced to leave through your colon it can cause damage. You shouldn't have to apologise for passing gas in public any more than you should have to apologise for drinking water, they're just things you need to do regularly to maintain good health.
I probably understand evolution more than you do.

You can argue my philosophy may be misguided, but it does follow a pretty basic logical structure whether you like it or not.

Everything that is unhealthy about the social courtesy of holding in gas is 100% worth it. The reason we don't apologize for drinking water (regardless of whether we should or not) is because drinking water isn't disgusting. It doesn't produce an invasive foul odor or an obnoxious noise that might disturb other people.

I was about to say that I can't believe I'm having to explain this to you, but there's really nothing unbelievable about it.
On the contrary, there are many people who cannot stand the sights and sound of another eating or drinking.

And honestly, your understanding of most things is barely skin deep.
You think because you can see how things fit together you understand them, but you fail to notice anything about the components themselves, only that as the gears turn they slowly become worn.
That isn't understanding, it's just cynicism.


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does this stuff even work?
>>Masculinity

>> Soccer


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Get of my lawn
>>Masculinity

>> Soccer

Doing wind sprints for an hour and a half.

Do them for ten minutes and try not to puke. They may not be burly black bulls coring your mom while calling your dad a bitch, but they are manly


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
farting is disgusting you manchild


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
>>Masculinity

>> Soccer

Doing wind sprints for an hour and a half.

Do them for ten minutes and try not to puke. They may not be burly black bulls coring your mom while calling your dad a bitch, but they are manly
lol
When I look at replays from pro games it looks like everyone except three people at any given time are just walking at a somewhat brisk pace.


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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.

the further away we are from our biology, the better we are
verb confirmed transhumanist


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay

the further away we are from our biology, the better we are
verb confirmed transhumanist
this has been apparent for a while


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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.

the further away we are from our biology, the better we are
verb confirmed transhumanist
this has been apparent for a while
Weird since he enjoys the idea of life not existing, yet transhumanism is a proposed path to immortality.


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay

the further away we are from our biology, the better we are
verb confirmed transhumanist
this has been apparent for a while
Weird since he enjoys the idea of life not existing, yet transhumanism is a proposed path to immortality.
from my understanding he's only anti-natalist because of humanity's current  state, but if we could find a way to achieve universal happiness that's implied to come with transhumanism he'd be fine with that

i could be wrong though


 
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the further away we are from our biology, the better we are
verb confirmed transhumanist
this has been apparent for a while
Weird since he enjoys the idea of life not existing, yet transhumanism is a proposed path to immortality.
the anti-natalist who concedes that we're not going extinct anytime soon must logically settle with the next best thing: reducing the net suffering of the entire planet's population, which, in my view, tends towards transhumanism—that is, if convincing the world to stop reproducing is completely off the table, which it kind of is

though i'm more into the prevention of disease and injury than i am with immortality
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uhhh...

- korrie
the further away we are from our biology, the better we are
verb confirmed transhumanist
this has been apparent for a while
Weird since he enjoys the idea of life not existing, yet transhumanism is a proposed path to immortality.
the anti-natalist who concedes that we're not going extinct anytime soon must logically settle with the next best thing: reducing the net suffering of the entire planet's population, which, in my view, tends towards transhumanism—that is, if convincing the world to stop reproducing is completely off the table, which it kind of is

though i'm more into the prevention of disease and injury than i am with immortality
Verbinator, the most advanced human killing machine.

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>>Masculinity

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Doing wind sprints for an hour and a half.

Do them for ten minutes and try not to puke. They may not be burly black bulls coring your mom while calling your dad a bitch, but they are manly

yo like chally said

that was pretty gay dude. almost ass gay as that soccer shit.


 
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fuck you + this thread