Intentional or not. But physically, no emo shit.

I've never been hurt that badly, the worst was losing a tooth by falling on a metal pipe. The root canal was worse than the actual impact.

Slicing my knee open on some shale.

I haven't ever really done anything painful to myself. So as far as lasting effect I crawled through some grass when playing airsoft at a friend's once and got a bad case of poison ivy. A few days later my entire arm was covered in puss and boils and none of the medication we tried worked. Eventually we went to the hospital to get some heavy duty meds injected and sure enough it went away, but left some nasty scarring on the underside of my arm. Haven't gotten poison ivy since though.

Probably not the worst but my mom threw me down concrete stairs when I was 11 and I dislocated my jaw.

Me, personally? Not getting into an accident involving other people?

Working on a job once, I set up a ladder rather poorly. It was up to a one story building. I was at the top of it when the ladder came out from under me and I fell off the edge of the roof.

I didn't break anything, but I skinned my hands and arms on the way down along the concrete. The shock knocked the wind out of me and the reverberating shock traveling up my legs through the rest of my bones rattled them big time.

Lets see... I broke a leg somehow wrecking a soap box derby car as a kid...
Dropped a dirt bike a few times...
Slid a motorcycle on a freshly chipped road... wearing a t shirt...
I should probably stop driving before my luck runs out.

Burned all of the back of my right calf on a motorbike exhaust after I fell off it and it landed on me.

Well once on a trampoline I sprained my neck.
This one time I tried to see if I could suspend myself in the air with a rope around my neck. That didn't work out though. I blame the rope.

Burned all of the back of my right calf on a motorbike exhaust after I fell off it and it landed on me.

Reminds me that I've caught myself twice on pipes.
I still have a slight scar/discoloration from the one on my left leg.

Broke some ribs wrestling a friend


Other than that nothing. I'm agile as fuck and can't get hurt. You'll never catch me tripping or slipping

Broke some ribs wrestling a friend


Other than that nothing. I'm agile as fuck and can't get hurt. You'll never catch me tripping or slipping

That's because you live in a dry as fuck location. Add a couple of weeks worth of rainfall and mud to shit and things will get sketchy.

Or, everybody's all time favorite.

Snow and ice.

when i was like, eight, i was running as fast as i could downhill on a road surface next to my house (i don't know why) when i tripped, landed on both my knees, and slid for a good five or six inches on the concrete

that was actually the first i ever saw my own blood, and it was fucking everywhere

I was cycling fast downhill and lost control cuz I was going so fast. Fell on one side of my face and it was covered in blood, I looked like that guy 2 face from batman just without my facial bones showing.

Probs when I went down a giant hill too fast on a push scooter and hit a little curb that sent me off the scooter and into a flying run at some speed much faster than I can actually run myself. I landed on my big toe and ripped the nail away from the flesh and probably had a hairline fracture as well.

I ate some steak with some crushed Carolina Reaper on it and 18 hours later I had the most painful shit of my life.

Are you telling me you don't have a digestion system of steel?