What's the Worst Film You've Seen?

Turkey · August 08, 2015, 11:21:44 AM

Bruno.

Mmmmm Napalm · August 08, 2015, 11:56:47 AM

Attack of The Clones.

Epsira · August 08, 2015, 12:05:00 PM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on August 08, 2015, 11:56:47 AM

Attack of The Clones.

I always disliked the Phantom Menace more, even as a kid.
Since there was that big fight at the end of AotC I was pretty satiated, it left more of an impression than the big fight in PM.
I can't watch either now without guilting myself into doing something more useful, like sitting in my room and drooling.

Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 12:06:49 PM

Quote from: Vien on August 08, 2015, 12:30:12 AM

Freddy Got Fingered

YouTube

Mr. Psychologist · August 08, 2015, 12:07:28 PM

The Last Airbender without a doubt, I watched it with my friend and we had to pause it several times to catch our breath from laughing so damn hard at the shit they pulled in it.

Such classic lines as
'He's Firebending... without a source!'
and
'So, are you, the, ahvahtah, ung?'

With wonderful scenes such as
I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT HERE IS MY HANDLE HERE IS MY SPOUT
(9 Earthbenders then proceed to throw a rock the size of Ung's head at a firebender)
and
I'm not sure how to describe it but... there are a bunch of water tribe folk ontop of the wall going OooOOOOoOoOOOoOOoOooOOOOooOOOO and tapping their spears in the most pathetic war cry imaginable.

Featuring the wonderful characters of
Sou Ka?
Ung the uvutur
General Eerow
and all the other mispronunciations they fitted in ;-;

Dan · August 08, 2015, 12:21:32 PM

Batman Begins and Star Trek: Into Darkness

It's not that they were particularly bad or offensive, they were just so boring.

Chakas · August 08, 2015, 12:31:40 PM

Quote from: Cheat on August 08, 2015, 01:26:47 AM

Quote from: Jono on August 08, 2015, 12:23:06 AM
The worst movies I've ever watched:

The Strangers
A Haunted House 2
Paranormal Activity 2
Paranormal Activity 3
Bayformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Bayformers: Age of Extinction
The Last Airbender
Terminator: Salvation
Titanic
I enjoyed Terminator: Salvation and Titanic is actually not bad if you watch it with the time-travel theory in mind, regarding Jack.

Manos: Hands of Fate is by far the worst movie I've seen, though.

Quote

Titanic is actually not bad if you watch it with the time-travel theory in mind, regarding Jack.

Wat? Please elaborate

Deleted · August 08, 2015, 12:39:22 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 08, 2015, 12:07:28 PM

The Last Airbender without a doubt, I watched it with my friend and we had to pause it several times to catch our breath from laughing so damn hard at the shit they pulled in it.

Such classic lines as
'He's Firebending... without a source!'
and
'So, are you, the, ahvahtah, ung?'

With wonderful scenes such as
I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT HERE IS MY HANDLE HERE IS MY SPOUT
(9 Earthbenders then proceed to throw a rock the size of Ung's head at a firebender)
and
I'm not sure how to describe it but... there are a bunch of water tribe folk ontop of the wall going OooOOOOoOoOOOoOOoOooOOOOooOOOO and tapping their spears in the most pathetic war cry imaginable.

Featuring the wonderful characters of
Sou Ka?
Ung the uvutur
General Eerow
and all the other mispronunciations they fitted in ;-;

And let's not forget the grand appearance of Koizill- oh wait...

Deleted · August 08, 2015, 12:41:21 PM

Quote from: Chakas on August 08, 2015, 12:31:40 PM

Quote from: Cheat on August 08, 2015, 01:26:47 AM
Quote from: Jono on August 08, 2015, 12:23:06 AM
The worst movies I've ever watched:

The Strangers
A Haunted House 2
Paranormal Activity 2
Paranormal Activity 3
Bayformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Bayformers: Age of Extinction
The Last Airbender
Terminator: Salvation
Titanic
I enjoyed Terminator: Salvation and Titanic is actually not bad if you watch it with the time-travel theory in mind, regarding Jack.

Manos: Hands of Fate is by far the worst movie I've seen, though.
Quote
Titanic is actually not bad if you watch it with the time-travel theory in mind, regarding Jack.
Wat? Please elaborate

Some HaloFollower-esque theory about the movie being a prequel to Terminator....
Yes it is as bad as it sounds

Chakas · August 08, 2015, 12:43:04 PM

Quote from: Dragonic Overlord on August 08, 2015, 12:41:21 PM

Quote from: Chakas on August 08, 2015, 12:31:40 PM
Quote from: Cheat on August 08, 2015, 01:26:47 AM
Quote from: Jono on August 08, 2015, 12:23:06 AM
The worst movies I've ever watched:

The Strangers
A Haunted House 2
Paranormal Activity 2
Paranormal Activity 3
Bayformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Bayformers: Age of Extinction
The Last Airbender
Terminator: Salvation
Titanic
I enjoyed Terminator: Salvation and Titanic is actually not bad if you watch it with the time-travel theory in mind, regarding Jack.

Manos: Hands of Fate is by far the worst movie I've seen, though.
Quote
Titanic is actually not bad if you watch it with the time-travel theory in mind, regarding Jack.
Wat? Please elaborate

Some HaloFollower-esque theory about the movie being a prequel to Terminator....
Yes it is as bad as it sounds

Link?

Deleted · August 08, 2015, 12:46:13 PM

Quote from: Chakas on August 08, 2015, 12:43:04 PM

Quote from: Dragonic Overlord on August 08, 2015, 12:41:21 PM
Quote from: Chakas on August 08, 2015, 12:31:40 PM
Quote from: Cheat on August 08, 2015, 01:26:47 AM
Quote from: Jono on August 08, 2015, 12:23:06 AM
The worst movies I've ever watched:

The Strangers
A Haunted House 2
Paranormal Activity 2
Paranormal Activity 3
Bayformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Bayformers: Age of Extinction
The Last Airbender
Terminator: Salvation
Titanic
I enjoyed Terminator: Salvation and Titanic is actually not bad if you watch it with the time-travel theory in mind, regarding Jack.

Manos: Hands of Fate is by far the worst movie I've seen, though.
Quote
Titanic is actually not bad if you watch it with the time-travel theory in mind, regarding Jack.
Wat? Please elaborate

Some HaloFollower-esque theory about the movie being a prequel to Terminator....
Yes it is as bad as it sounds
Link?

Cheat posted it on the last page

Jim · August 08, 2015, 12:46:31 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · August 08, 2015, 12:48:58 PM

Quote from: Jim on August 08, 2015, 12:46:31 PM

Don't Mess with the Zohan

This would be without a doubt the one film I wish I had never started to watch.

Jim · August 08, 2015, 12:50:14 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · August 08, 2015, 01:01:23 PM

Quote from: Jim on August 08, 2015, 12:50:14 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 08, 2015, 12:48:58 PM
Quote from: Jim on August 08, 2015, 12:46:31 PM
Don't Mess with the Zohan
This would be without a doubt the one film I wish I had never started to watch.
I mean I've never seen a good Adam Sandler movie but I legit walked out of that movie.

Happy Gilmore was alright I thought, but yeah there are only a few films I've ever dropped halfway through and zohan is one of them.

Mmmmm Napalm · August 08, 2015, 01:05:40 PM

Quote from: Epsirick on August 08, 2015, 12:05:00 PM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on August 08, 2015, 11:56:47 AM
Attack of The Clones.
I always disliked the Phantom Menace more, even as a kid.
Since there was that big fight at the end of AotC I was pretty satiated, it left more of an impression than the big fight in PM.
I can't watch either now without guilting myself into doing something more useful, like sitting in my room and drooling.

TPM, while a horrible film, at the very least felt confident enough to introduce an entirely new setting and, for the most part, cast of characters. AoTC coldly exploits your love of Star Wars, assaulting you with nostalgic imagery and quotes calling back to the original trilogy, thinking that because of this you will love it.

TPM is a disabled child presenting you with a sculpture made of shit, whereas AoTC is a dimwitted whore who thinks that if she wears your dead wife's favorite perfume and clothing, you won't be able to tell the difference.

Epsira · August 08, 2015, 01:11:20 PM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on August 08, 2015, 01:05:40 PM

TPM is a disabled child presenting you with a sculpture made of shit, whereas AoTC is a dimwitted whore who thinks that if she wears your dead wife's favorite perfume and clothing, you won't be able to tell the difference.

Genghis Khan · August 08, 2015, 01:16:25 PM

Pearl Harbor.

Winy · August 08, 2015, 02:06:54 PM

Transformers 4.

Oh my fucking god.

Dopameme · August 08, 2015, 03:03:54 PM

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Somehow I never thought that film could be worse than the first but it actually achieved that. What that movie did to one of my favorite super villains is something I will never forget. Like, really, you're gonna take arguably the most powerful villain in the marvel universe and portray him as a planet-eating cloud that floats around in space? Fuck you too, FOX.

The Catwoman movie, though I don't remember too much of it I do remember it being very shitty and forgettable.

Most modern horror movies also fit in with this list as well. I hate so many of them that there's no way I'll explain my reasoning for all of them.

August 08, 2015, 03:05:14 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on August 08, 2015, 11:21:11 AM

Quote from: Vien on August 08, 2015, 12:30:12 AM
Freddy Got Fingered
What the hell?! You serious?

It's absolutely terrible.

Mox · August 08, 2015, 03:05:46 PM

The gallows
Tusks
Human centipede 2: full sequence

CyberGama · August 08, 2015, 04:01:21 PM

Terminator 3, god that movie sucked balls.
AVP and AVP 2, why didn't they follow the comics or the game?

velox · August 08, 2015, 04:07:44 PM

YouTube

Big Boss · August 08, 2015, 05:10:14 PM

Dragonball: Evolution

Thun · August 08, 2015, 05:35:19 PM

In recent memory, The Transformers films, all four of them. I can't believe I even paid for two of them.

Jono · August 09, 2015, 12:56:04 AM

Quote from: Nuka on August 09, 2015, 12:53:03 AM

Quote from: Big Boss on August 08, 2015, 05:10:14 PM
Dragonball: Evolution
Is that the live action one? Holy shit that was painful.

But according to critics, its better than the new Fantastic Flop movie.

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R o c k e t · August 09, 2015, 03:00:58 AM

Quote from: Esoteric on August 08, 2015, 12:56:21 AM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on August 08, 2015, 12:48:22 AM
After Earth was shockingly bad, because I expected it to be good. But Will Smith's dialogue was so boring, and Jaden Smith was portrayed to be a badass in the trailer but in the movie he's a dang crybaby.
UTH

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