Well, I'll begin

One time I witnessed a minute, black spherical object move through the afternoon sky. The distance is was from me was probably comparable to when you see a balloon that floated away into the clouds. The thing that set it aside from that is, it moved horizontally throughout the sky, and very slowly too.

Spill the beans, what's the most bizarre thing you've seen?

A picture of icy sucking a dick. It was surreal.

Pretty dark one night speeding along the highway when some black thing was in front of me before I could react and it made a good smack and it nudged the car an inch but it I didn't lose any acceleration and didn't drive over anything. Checked the car out next turn and no damages blood feathers or anything.

I swear to god it was too hard a thud to be a plastic bag but WTF WASW IT

Quote from: rc on October 06, 2015, 11:23:07 PM

A picture of icy sucking a dick. It was surreal.

weren't you the lil b enthusiast on bnet

I lost it

Pretty dark one night speeding along the highway when some black thing was in front of me before I could react and it made a good smack and it nudged the car an inch but it I didn't lose any acceleration and didn't drive over anything. Checked the car out next turn and no damages blood feathers or anything.

I swear to god it was too hard a thud to be a plastic bag but WTF WASW IT

2spooky

could you get a glimpse of the figure's shape?

Quote from: eggsalad on October 06, 2015, 11:29:43 PM

Pretty dark one night speeding along the highway when some black thing was in front of me before I could react and it made a good smack and it nudged the car an inch but it I didn't lose any acceleration and didn't drive over anything. Checked the car out next turn and no damages blood feathers or anything.

I swear to god it was too hard a thud to be a plastic bag but WTF WASW IT

2spooky

could you get a glimpse of the figure's shape?

All I could get was it was jet black, just about the height of the hood, and pretty thick around

An old man on a gas powered wheel chair doing 20 mph being chased by a fat guy in a wife beater crossing a crowded intersection.

MyNameIsCharlie and this is Jackass

Recently, a seagull eating a pigeon.

Past that...not much.

A Muslim winning the presidential election.