What's the biggest animal you personally have killed?

velox · January 12, 2017, 05:48:39 AM

I think the biggest I've killed was a small fish. It was when I was a child though, might have been my dad who did the final blow. In which case the biggest is a wasp lol

More Than Mortal · January 12, 2017, 05:49:59 AM

A bird, I think. A pigeon.

velox · January 12, 2017, 05:51:23 AM

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A bird, I think. A pigeon.

neat

Luis · January 12, 2017, 05:52:25 AM

A crab while i was at the beach.

More Than Mortal · January 12, 2017, 06:01:52 AM

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A crab while i was at the beach.

That's fucked up, what did it ever do you man? He probably just wanted you to buy some krabby patties.

Ender · January 12, 2017, 06:18:33 AM

A human

More Than Mortal · January 12, 2017, 06:20:07 AM

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A human

GTA doesn't count, dork.

Ender · January 12, 2017, 06:20:50 AM

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A human
GTA doesn't count, dork.

Do you think this is a fucking joke, dude?

gats · January 12, 2017, 06:21:02 AM

I think a chicken

More Than Mortal · January 12, 2017, 06:26:51 AM

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A human
GTA doesn't count, dork.
Do you think this is a fucking joke, dude?

I will fucking end you.

Ender · January 12, 2017, 07:05:32 AM

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Quote from: Ender on January 12, 2017, 06:20:50 AM
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Quote from: Ender on January 12, 2017, 06:18:33 AM
A human
GTA doesn't count, dork.
Do you think this is a fucking joke, dude?
I will fucking end you.

Do it bitch, or are you all talk?

velox · January 12, 2017, 07:06:27 AM

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A human

that's hardcore man

Ender · January 12, 2017, 07:07:25 AM

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A human
that's hardcore man

I'm just waiting for the day when I can step it up and take down an elephant.

velox · January 12, 2017, 07:10:11 AM

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A human
that's hardcore man
I'm just waiting for the day when I can step it up and take down an elephant.

a blue whale is the largest known animal to have ever existed, is that the next step after that?

Ender · January 12, 2017, 07:10:58 AM

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Quote from: Velox on January 12, 2017, 07:06:27 AM
Quote from: Ender on January 12, 2017, 06:18:33 AM
A human
that's hardcore man
I'm just waiting for the day when I can step it up and take down an elephant.
a blue whale is the largest known animal to have ever existed, is that the next step after that?

Yes.

Aether · January 12, 2017, 07:48:28 AM

A big ass catfish.

Big Boss · January 12, 2017, 08:24:04 AM

A caterpillar

Mr. Psychologist · January 12, 2017, 08:48:51 AM

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A human
that's hardcore man
I'm just waiting for the day when I can step it up and take down an elephant.
a blue whale is the largest known animal to have ever existed, is that the next step after that?

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i am karjala takaisin · January 12, 2017, 09:43:47 AM

sand crab

DAS B00T x2 · January 12, 2017, 10:18:15 AM

Does the use of an automobile count?
If so, I've got a deer (but I'm most proud of my turkey buzzard kill) with my old car.
If not, its just some fluke.
But if that doesn't work too because you just indirectly suffocate fish instead of snapping their neck or some shit, I've shot groundhogs. Well, actually I think some of them were longer than any fluke I've ever caught.
If that doesn't count because guns are for pussies then I guess a mouse that I trapped that decided to invade my attic.
If that doesn't count because it was trapped and not dead from strangulation via my own hands around its little neck, then I guess a giant spider or wasp or centipede.

velox · January 12, 2017, 10:21:49 AM

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damn you're a mean lean killing machine

Spartan · January 12, 2017, 10:24:12 AM

Trout

Coomer · January 12, 2017, 10:28:43 AM

Your mom's pussy

DAS B00T x2 · January 12, 2017, 10:30:41 AM

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damn you're a mean lean killing machine

My only regret in life is that I've never killed a communist.

MyNameIsCharlie · January 12, 2017, 10:36:11 AM

Back in '94 I did Basic Training at Ft Benning. We were doing a night fire drill with M60's. a big buck made the mistake of wandering down range. Over the span of 6 seconds you could see the tracers shift to aim on him. I am positive I didn't get the kill shot, but I think I got 2-3 in center mass.

It didn't suffer. It was dead very quickly. The Drills went down and got it. They field stripped it and took the meat to a butcher. We had an awesome barbecue the next day. Its head and skin are still probably on the wall in the Senior Drill Sergeant's Office.

Elai · January 12, 2017, 10:38:30 AM

fish. pike iirc.

DAS B00T x2 · January 12, 2017, 10:40:38 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 12, 2017, 10:36:11 AM

Back in '94 I did Basic Training at Ft Benning. We were doing a night fire drill with M60's. a big buck made the mistake of wandering down range. Over the span of 6 seconds you could see the tracers shift to aim on him. I am positive I didn't get the kill shot, but I think I got 2-3 in center mass.

It didn't suffer. It was dead very quickly. The Drills went down and got it. They field stripped it and took the meat to a butcher. We had an awesome barbecue the next day. Its head and skin are still probably on the wall in the Senior Drill Sergeant's Office.

Wow, now a days they'd hand out article 15's to anyone who shot towards wildlife that wondered on to a range.

velox · January 12, 2017, 10:46:00 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 12, 2017, 10:36:11 AM

Back in '94 I did Basic Training at Ft Benning. We were doing a night fire drill with M60's. a big buck made the mistake of wandering down range. Over the span of 6 seconds you could see the tracers shift to aim on him. I am positive I didn't get the kill shot, but I think I got 2-3 in center mass.

It didn't suffer. It was dead very quickly. The Drills went down and got it. They field stripped it and took the meat to a butcher. We had an awesome barbecue the next day. Its head and skin are still probably on the wall in the Senior Drill Sergeant's Office.

plenty of bang for your buck eh

MyNameIsCharlie · January 12, 2017, 11:44:38 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 12, 2017, 10:40:38 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 12, 2017, 10:36:11 AM
Back in '94 I did Basic Training at Ft Benning. We were doing a night fire drill with M60's. a big buck made the mistake of wandering down range. Over the span of 6 seconds you could see the tracers shift to aim on him. I am positive I didn't get the kill shot, but I think I got 2-3 in center mass.

It didn't suffer. It was dead very quickly. The Drills went down and got it. They field stripped it and took the meat to a butcher. We had an awesome barbecue the next day. Its head and skin are still probably on the wall in the Senior Drill Sergeant's Office.
Wow, now a days they'd hand out article 15's to anyone who shot towards wildlife that wondered on to a range.

Yeah, I don't get the new Army's rules.

Quote from: Velox on January 12, 2017, 10:46:00 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on January 12, 2017, 10:36:11 AM
Back in '94 I did Basic Training at Ft Benning. We were doing a night fire drill with M60's. a big buck made the mistake of wandering down range. Over the span of 6 seconds you could see the tracers shift to aim on him. I am positive I didn't get the kill shot, but I think I got 2-3 in center mass.

It didn't suffer. It was dead very quickly. The Drills went down and got it. They field stripped it and took the meat to a butcher. We had an awesome barbecue the next day. Its head and skin are still probably on the wall in the Senior Drill Sergeant's Office.
plenty of bang for your buck eh

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