Now, don't be shy!
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye-
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky!

Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...
And bring me some brains?!

Go down to your neighbor's place,
See the dull expression on his face!
You’d be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He aint using his brain - he's just watching TV!

Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy!
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

Brains, brains, I won't lie!
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought,
After I've eaten their brain!

Brains, brains, it’s okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they it's strange,
they won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!

Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hour later, I'm hungry again!

Creep into the donut stop
Sneak in, tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.

Brains, BRAINS! I won't lie!
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified!
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they're brain.

Brains, brains, it’s okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
they won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!

Brains, brains, I love em, I need em!
My stomach jumps for joy when I eat em!
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook em in a skillet.
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
I just grab myself a straw and I drink em!(ohhhhhhh...)

You've been swell to go around,
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink?

Now fess up boy, come on, heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And I promise I'll be your bestest friend!

Brains, brains, I can’t lie!
I'll eat her brains 'til she's zombified.
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain

Brains, brains, it’s okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first she thinks it's strange,
she won't think twice.....

If she don't have a brain!

BRAINS.....
Bring me her brain.....
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!

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Well hello little boy!

Is this the line you used to lure the 13 year olds into your discord?

who's taking the bait now

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Well hello little boy!

Is this the line you used to lure the 13 year olds into your discord?

Hahahaha I knew that title would get a response