Weirdest things you've used as a dildo

 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Heh.....

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Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
I'll only give up two

Snapped of the hook part of plastic clothes hanger

Reverse end of this long plastic scrubber thing, it's about an inch thick and a foot long; get about 6.5 inches of it inside me
Okay, I laughed pretty hard at the clothes hanger.


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Heh.....

>.>
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Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
I'll only give up two

Snapped of the hook part of plastic clothes hanger

Reverse end of this long plastic scrubber thing, it's about an inch thick and a foot long; get about 6.5 inches of it inside me
you like making yourself bleed don't you. -_-
I don't bleed

Well, there was this one time I thought somebody was coming into my room and pulled the hanger out fast and end up with a small cut on my ass rim >.>

But no, don't bleed and I don't even use lube. If I decide to lube then it's with my spit


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Heh.....

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Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
I'll only give up two

Snapped of the hook part of plastic clothes hanger

Reverse end of this long plastic scrubber thing, it's about an inch thick and a foot long; get about 6.5 inches of it inside me
Okay, I laughed pretty hard at the clothes hanger.
It simulates the a curved finger kinda


 
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fuck you
This thread is making me feel REAAALLLLYYY uneasy around you guys


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

Heh.....

>.>
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Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
I'll only give up two

Snapped of the hook part of plastic clothes hanger

Reverse end of this long plastic scrubber thing, it's about an inch thick and a foot long; get about 6.5 inches of it inside me
you like making yourself bleed don't you. -_-
I don't bleed

Well, there was this one time I thought somebody was coming into my room and pulled the hanger out fast and end up with a small cut on my ass rim >.>

But no, don't bleed and I don't even use lube. If I decide to lube then it's with my spit
Oh god you idiot. DON"T PULL JUST HIDE!


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           hardcore will never die
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I could tell you all, then I'd have to kill you all.
or you could just suck it up and confess


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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
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This thread is making me feel REAAALLLLYYY uneasy around you guys
tru is so into this thread, i can tell


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I could tell you all, then I'd have to kill you all.
you can tell me hun. Assuming I don't already know.


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Heh.....

>.>
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Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
I'll only give up two

Snapped of the hook part of plastic clothes hanger

Reverse end of this long plastic scrubber thing, it's about an inch thick and a foot long; get about 6.5 inches of it inside me
Okay, I laughed pretty hard at the clothes hanger.
It simulates the a curved finger kinda
i like bigger things than fingers.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I've made my own out of a wooden pole, if
Jesus fucking Chavez, what would compel you to do that? Did you even think about splinters?


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This thread is making me feel REAAALLLLYYY uneasy around you guys
lol


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I've made my own out of a wooden pole, if
Jesus fucking Chavez, what would compel you to do that? Did you even think about splinters?
What is sand paper?
It's pretty fantastic.


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fuck you
This thread is making me feel REAAALLLLYYY uneasy around you guys
tru is so into this thread, i can tell




 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

I've made my own out of a wooden pole, if
Jesus fucking Chavez, what would compel you to do that? Did you even think about splinters?
What is sand paper?
It's pretty fantastic.
I wouldn't trust it even after 220 grit, and I'm fairly competent with woodworking. You've just got wood there and friction and physics... it just sounds ripe for disaster.


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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
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This thread is making me feel REAAALLLLYYY uneasy around you guys
tru is so into this thread, i can tell



you keep comin' back for moar


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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
(ง ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)ง

Heh.....

>.>
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Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
I'll only give up two

Snapped of the hook part of plastic clothes hanger

Reverse end of this long plastic scrubber thing, it's about an inch thick and a foot long; get about 6.5 inches of it inside me
Okay, I laughed pretty hard at the clothes hanger.
It simulates the a curved finger kinda
i like bigger things than fingers.
Well, you're talking to the right guy ;)


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

Heh.....

>.>
<.<
Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
I'll only give up two

Snapped of the hook part of plastic clothes hanger

Reverse end of this long plastic scrubber thing, it's about an inch thick and a foot long; get about 6.5 inches of it inside me
Okay, I laughed pretty hard at the clothes hanger.
It simulates the a curved finger kinda
i like bigger things than fingers.
Well, you're talking to the right guy ;)
Gotta be thicker than a thumb too, buddy.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Dildos aren't my thing


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Who needs a dildo when you have Tru.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Dick


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Nothing.
Because I am a good, little, straight Catholic boy.


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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
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Nothing.
Because I am a good, little, straight Catholic boy.
priests love your type


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fuck you
Nothing.
Because I am a good, little, straight Catholic boy.

Nah uh. You dirty


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the dj spins and cuts me
           hardcore will never die
: ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ )               https://youtu.be/uDF4cwAghAc
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why the fuck did i come to this thread while i was eating

stupid ryle is stupid