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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 04:31:04 PM
why the fuck did i come to this thread while i was eating

stupid ryle is stupid
Because you were hungry for more.

 
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Quote from: Nuka on September 12, 2014, 04:32:07 PM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 04:31:04 PM
why the fuck did i come to this thread while i was eating

stupid ryle is stupid
Because you were hungry for more.
actually

Spoiler
it's so i can jerk off while eating

 
 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 04:33:03 PM
Quote from: Nuka on September 12, 2014, 04:32:07 PM
Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 04:31:04 PM
why the fuck did i come to this thread while i was eating

stupid ryle is stupid
Because you were hungry for more.
actually

Spoiler
it's so i can jerk off while eating
same thing right

 
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Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 04:31:04 PM
why the fuck did i come to this thread while i was eating

stupid ryle is stupid
Because you were hungry for more.
actually

Spoiler
it's so i can jerk off while eating
same thing right
lol

that would be an interesting world

imagine a bunch of people going out to a restaurant to eat, but really what they're doing is sitting at tables and masturbating while talking to each other

family restaurants would probably be really fucking bizarre

 
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Quote from: Elegiac on September 12, 2014, 04:38:23 PM
I've put a finger up my butt a few times when it's clean.
>.>
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I did this once.

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Quote from: True Turquoise on September 12, 2014, 04:29:35 PM
Quote from: Casper on September 12, 2014, 04:18:52 PM
Nothing.
Because I am a good, little, straight Catholic boy.

Nah uh. You dirty
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 12, 2014, 04:10:14 PM
Quote from: Kinder_ on September 12, 2014, 03:54:25 PM
Quote from: Kitsune on September 12, 2014, 03:49:11 PM

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Quote from: Kinder_ on September 12, 2014, 03:28:47 PM
Heh.....

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Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
I'll only give up two

Snapped of the hook part of plastic clothes hanger

Reverse end of this long plastic scrubber thing, it's about an inch thick and a foot long; get about 6.5 inches of it inside me
Okay, I laughed pretty hard at the clothes hanger.
It simulates the a curved finger kinda
i like bigger things than fingers.
Well, you're talking to the right guy ;)
Gotta be thicker than a thumb too, buddy.
XP

 
 
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Toys are hereby declared:
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placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱

 
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*lifts tail*
Then come here and take it
I used a toothbrush holder when I was younger. Not super comfy seeing that I used shampoo as lube.

Got a BD Dildo now so it's soo much better

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 12, 2014, 04:10:14 PM
Quote from: Kinder_ on September 12, 2014, 03:54:25 PM
Quote from: Kitsune on September 12, 2014, 03:49:11 PM

Quote from: Kinder_ on September 12, 2014, 03:42:46 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 12, 2014, 03:40:26 PM
Quote from: Kinder_ on September 12, 2014, 03:38:30 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 12, 2014, 03:31:29 PM
Quote from: Kinder_ on September 12, 2014, 03:30:43 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 12, 2014, 03:29:53 PM
Quote from: Kinder_ on September 12, 2014, 03:28:47 PM
Heh.....

>.>
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Kinder... what are you not telling us?
Lots of things......
I demand transparency in regards to your department of internal affairs.
I'll only give up two

Snapped of the hook part of plastic clothes hanger

Reverse end of this long plastic scrubber thing, it's about an inch thick and a foot long; get about 6.5 inches of it inside me
Okay, I laughed pretty hard at the clothes hanger.
It simulates the a curved finger kinda
i like bigger things than fingers.
Well, you're talking to the right guy ;)
Gotta be thicker than a thumb too, buddy.

Fucking.
Rekt.

 
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Last Edit: September 12, 2014, 05:33:56 PM by Kitsune

 
 
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The Rage....
My dick

 
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i've used gasai as a dildo before

 
 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Quote from: Gasai Yuno on September 12, 2014, 05:36:32 PM
My dick
Oh my. Is your dick like a bendy straw?

 
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Gasai has a wonderful dildo. Senpai, tell them about your dildo ^-^

 
 
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Quote from: Kitsune on September 12, 2014, 06:13:29 PM
Gasai has a wonderful dildo. Senpai, tell them about your dildo ^-^

It's small

 
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uhhh...

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My fingers...but that's normal.

 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on September 12, 2014, 06:14:18 PM
Quote from: Kitsune on September 12, 2014, 06:13:29 PM
Gasai has a wonderful dildo. Senpai, tell them about your dildo ^-^

It's small
lolololol

 
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Quote from: Korra on September 12, 2014, 08:07:56 PM
My fingers...but that's normal.
its also boring

 
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Quote from: Korra on September 12, 2014, 08:07:56 PM
My fingers...but that's normal.
its also boring
All 10 of them?
plus all 10 of her toes

just imagine what that would look like

 
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