Let's have some fun, peeps!


The main objective is to get the other user permabanned by banning all of their Member cards banned, or getting all of their Thread cards locked.

Member Cards

Member cards all have two stats:
Argumentation (ARG)
Rage Threshold (RT)

In addition, every Member card will have some sort of effect that you can activate when you bring them on to the field (AKA Logging in). This will range from buffing other cards, to getting rid of certain opposing cards. Member cards may also choose to jump in the way of an attack that is directed at another card, taking the damage instead. This is known as a 'Flame Shield' and the foe's attack will do an extra 10% damage to the Flame Shield user.

Members come in three levels:

-User
-Mod (Mods can lock and unlock threads at will. Performing this action takes up the mod's turn, however so do so at your own risk)
-Architects (Cannot be damaged by Incident cards with the exception of cards that affect everyone at once. They may only attack once every other turn.)

There are two different types of user, Shitposter and Quality Poster. I will go into this in more detail in the Thread Card section below.


Here is an example of a user card. I'm not a fan of shitposting, so I took this into consideration when making the effect.



Here is a template:


Thread Cards
Thread Cards function similarly to Lands from MTG, with which you can play them to give yourself a bit of a boost. Thread Cards will provide you with a different way to play, though creating a Thread will have both a Positive and a Negative side effect, so choose carefully. Mod cards and Admin cards can lock Threads on sight, so be prepared.

Thread Cards come in two different flavors: Shitposting and Quality Discussion . When a Shitposting Thread is played, Shitposting-based cards will be able to activate their powers. If a Quality Discussion Thread is active, they will not.

Incident Cards

Incident Cards are your typical 'spell' card, where you can perform a certain action on your turn. They range from disrupting enemy cards to buffing your own. You can only play one per turn, and you can even play certain Incident cards during your opponent's turn, to mess with them at the last minute.



Here is the template:




First things first, we need the cards themselves. I've got a template with a transparent gap in the middle, so just download it and slot your picture behind it, then post it here. Set the font to Century Gothic Bold and use one of these as an icon:

Tea- British
Star- 'Murican
Kangaroo- Australian
Leaf- Canda














CHEAT SAID HE'D HELP MAKE IT IF IT GETS ENOUGH INTEREST SO GET IN HERE PEOPLE MAKE IT HAPPEN


If anyone else wants to chip in with rules, be my guest.

Can i be a card

I was thinking maybe make it relevant to the forum itself, maybe the objective is to make the other user reach their breaking point a-la life points.

Can i be a card

haha what a card

Quote from: OnionBeetle on January 26, 2016, 01:17:43 PM

Let me be first to say that user's profile pictures should be the card covers, that way they are all unique and easily recognisable.

Also base it off an already succssful card game like mtg or heartstone. Creating an entire card game from scratch is too difficult and will likely be unfun and shit use a template.

Get each user to submit an image they want to use to represent themselves, then art-ify them so there's a consistent style.

a thematic artstyle would be sweet. Here's mine familá

Like a card game based around the standard cards with aces and kings and stuff, or like our own cards based around members or memes or something?

Oh oh! I should be a card too!

Attack points: 2500, Defense points: 1500

My special effect is that I'm immune to your memes.

Korra card is way too OP I'm calling bs on that. Autistic memes are hard enough to summon as it is, last thing I need is some canadian card destroying them.

Korra card is way too OP I'm calling bs on that. Autistic memes are hard enough to summon as it is, last thing I need is some canadian card destroying them.

I'm a ritual summon though! I need sacrifices to hax your life!

I don't know what font cheat used for the site but here's a sort of mockup

Do you want me to use my TR-8R avatar or should I dig out the Reach Army Trooper I used for the longest time?

Also, we should have a trio of god card type deals.

Reach would be preferable.

before all these stats and shit are worked out just remember, my dog is probably the most powerful force within our known and unknown reality..


what are the rules gonna be for the game?