AMA Ask someone who knows what works in fighting anything related to fighting

Desty | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Aikido doesn't work.
lmao
In what scenario does it work?
YouTube


YouTube

I don't watch Turkroach videos.
Aikido is a meme, it doesn't work against people who aren't clueless in certain aspects. A boxer wouldn't know what to do on the ground for instance, and thus a grappler would win on the ground 99% of the time.

Now I've got to go practice MMA
>he fell for the MMA meme
Seriously though, dude, give up on Aikido. I'm pretty sure I could beat up an aikido master.


 
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Desty probably joined a karate class a week ago and fought two sparring matches
Yeah, my sensei taught me how to kill a man without touching him physically. You have to channel your ki through the person's eyes and into their brain to fuck their shit up.

Did he also teach you the Black Knight Fleshwound trick? Really helpful for being immune to pain, that is.


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Desty probably joined a karate class a week ago and fought two sparring matches
Yeah, my sensei taught me how to kill a man without touching him physically. You have to channel your ki through the person's eyes and into their brain to fuck their shit up.

Did he also teach you the Black Knight Fleshwound trick? Really helpful for being immune to pain, that is.
No, my sensei tells us that pain is what makes us humble. I do 1000 pushups everyday to become stronger because I saw a guy do it in an anime, and he got stronger so it should work for me.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Brah, the army taught me that pushups solve all of your problems.


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Brah, the army taught me that pushups solve all of your problems.
WHEN I TELL YOU TO GET DOWN AND DO PUSHUPS YOU SAY


regarding your gun and knife stuff, I don't really care about that. If a person has a gun pointed at you, they're in control until you're within range, and once you are you do what you saw in that video, but if it fails and the person pulls back their arm you pull it out by the gun while using your legs to either kick, or to jump up and do a flying armbar. That's how I see it.
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Sorry if I'm not that receptive, I'm pretty tired physically, and I just ate a big meal. My body is in rest mode.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Have you done a DDT on anyone yet

A dramatic dream team? Lol, sounds like fun tbh
No you dingus this is a DDT