Victory is mine.

Mr. Psychologist · August 22, 2014, 10:27:46 PM

Last night when I was in the loo, I got interrupted/rushed by Shelob the fucking spider. It came under the door and charged me because hey, why the fuck not.

So I managed to do some matrix style acrobatics to leap into the bath .-.
(I hadn't actually... 'gone' if you catch the meaning.)

So that little bastard left me bursting for the loo all night after I failed to kill it and it ran under the toilet.

BUT TONIGHT, VICTORY IS MINE.

I caught the little shit while it was on the radiator with a flyswatter, splattered the fucker and finished the job when it was on the ground. I don't normally kill spiders with glee and I usually take them outside but this was personal. And it was one of those god damn quick house spiders.

So yeah, I splattered that bastard and flushed his remains away.

Victory is mine and I can now visit the loo in peace ._.

Spoiler

Sorry for the shitpost/blog/tldr/waaaah but victory tastes sweet

More Than Mortal · August 22, 2014, 10:29:54 PM

Reminds of the spider on my wall which I shot >.>

We should drink fermented apples from a ram's skull together, like true warriors of the Einherjar!

Dustin · August 22, 2014, 10:30:47 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · August 22, 2014, 10:31:01 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on August 22, 2014, 10:29:54 PM

Reminds of the spider on my wall which I shot >.>

We should drink fermented apples from a ram's skull together, like true warriors of the Einherjar!

The trouble is... I wouldn't drink cider since it's alcoholic and I certainly wouldn't drink it from a sheep's skull >.>

What about apple juice from a human skull? (You can put vodka in yours)

I_IRONMAN_I · August 22, 2014, 10:31:26 PM

LOL HUE KEK LEL!!

These things can't even express the amount of sides-destruction I'm having!

Yu · August 22, 2014, 10:31:48 PM

I know this feeling all too well.

Mr. Psychologist · August 22, 2014, 10:31:52 PM

Quote from: Le Dustin on August 22, 2014, 10:30:47 PM

Did he go down with the same flush as your doo doo?

Nope <.<
Only went for a #1 >.>

Grapes · August 22, 2014, 10:32:21 PM

lol britblunts calling it the loo

ABIGCOWPIE · August 22, 2014, 10:33:09 PM

I wish I was that brave...

Mr. Psychologist · August 22, 2014, 10:34:46 PM

Quote from: Grapes on August 22, 2014, 10:32:21 PM

lol britblunts calling it the loo

lol yanks calling it the john

R o c k e t · August 22, 2014, 10:34:54 PM

I killed a roach this morning.
That sucker was big.

I was scared to death the whole time.
#imarealman

SecondClass · August 22, 2014, 10:35:36 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 22, 2014, 10:34:46 PM

lol yanks calling it the john

lol normal people calling it the bathroom

Mr. Psychologist · August 22, 2014, 10:35:39 PM

Quote from: ABIGCOWPIE on August 22, 2014, 10:33:09 PM

I wish I was that brave...

It takes years of dedicated practice to be brave enough to take out a spider while it's not looking <.<

Grapes · August 22, 2014, 10:36:09 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 22, 2014, 10:34:46 PM

lol yanks calling it the john

>Mfw i don't call it the john

More Than Mortal · August 22, 2014, 10:37:08 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 22, 2014, 10:31:01 PM

The trouble is... I wouldn't drink cider since it's alcoholic and I certainly wouldn't drink it from a sheep's skull >.>

What about apple juice from a human skull? (You can put vodka in yours)

IT SHALL BE A FEAST WORTHY OF SAEHRIMNI!

Mr. Psychologist · August 22, 2014, 10:37:11 PM

Quote from: Grapes on August 22, 2014, 10:36:09 PM

>Mfw i don't call it the john

What do you call it then?

More Than Mortal · August 22, 2014, 10:38:15 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 22, 2014, 10:37:11 PM

What do you call it then?

The Travolta, obviously.

ABIGCOWPIE · August 22, 2014, 10:38:20 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 22, 2014, 10:35:39 PM

It takes years of dedicated practice to be brave enough to take out a spider while it's not looking <.<

After first seeing it I would have burned the house down.
Any excuse to start a fire.

Casper · August 22, 2014, 10:46:23 PM

YouTube

big sponge · August 22, 2014, 10:47:07 PM

Congratulations, you've killed something you're 1000x the size of and could easily crush with your smallest digit.

More Than Mortal · August 22, 2014, 10:48:16 PM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on August 22, 2014, 10:47:07 PM

Congratulations, you've killed something you're 1000x the size of and could easily crush with your smallest didget.

fucking lel

Kinder Graham · August 22, 2014, 10:48:34 PM

YouTube

I found a spider at work and a co-worker did this to the little fucker

More Than Mortal · August 22, 2014, 10:51:04 PM

Quote from: Kinder_ on August 22, 2014, 10:48:34 PM

YouTube

I found a spider at work and a co-worker did this to the little fucker

Too pussy to 1v1 it?

Mr. Psychologist · August 22, 2014, 10:53:53 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on August 22, 2014, 10:51:04 PM

Too pussy to 1v1 it?

1v1 rust quickscopes only

go hard or go home

big sponge · August 22, 2014, 10:54:20 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on August 22, 2014, 10:48:16 PM

fucking lel

:/ my phone thinks it's helping again. Which makes no sense because that isn't even a word. But then again it does try to correct anything starting with a C to Camnator.

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Statefarm · August 22, 2014, 11:14:48 PM

A moment of silence for Spencer the Spider

Jocephalopod · August 22, 2014, 11:21:39 PM

Shelob will have the last laugh

in time.......

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