users who try to be funny but always fail

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the masterlist:

challenger, though he has his moments
rocketman, of course--the jerry seinfeld of sep7agon
deci
mad max never tries to be funny, but he's literally a humorless shell
solonoid tries so hard, but is probably the biggest failure here
berzerkcommando is way down there, of course
chaosmetaldragon
desty
What's not funny about my jokes? Wait, what the fuck are my jokes? When the fuck have I tried to be funny? You're lying out of your ass, Dumbatim, fucking cockroach piece of shit.

Tell me, why am I on that list?


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Onion Beetle and Mojo seem to have lost all ability to be funny when posting on sep7agon, despite being pre good posters themselves on b.net.

Zesty has a lot of bad attempts at humour too.
WHAT THE FUCK

When have I ever tried to be funny? Please tell me.


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Rocketman
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Desty
Solonoid
I will FUCKING unleash a HELL STORM on you.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
the masterlist:

challenger, though he has his moments
rocketman, of course--the jerry seinfeld of sep7agon
deci
mad max never tries to be funny, but he's literally a humorless shell
solonoid tries so hard, but is probably the biggest failure here
berzerkcommando is way down there, of course
chaosmetaldragon
desty
What's not funny about my jokes? Wait, what the fuck are my jokes? When the fuck have I tried to be funny? You're lying out of your ass, Dumbatim, fucking cockroach piece of shit.

Tell me, why am I on that list?

You being mad is funny, ironically enough.


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I don't even understand humour. Whenever people say that I've posted really funny things, I see no humour in them. It's unintentional.

I went from raging to crying. I'm honestly feeling down. fuck man please somebody talk to me


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the masterlist:

challenger, though he has his moments
rocketman, of course--the jerry seinfeld of sep7agon
deci
mad max never tries to be funny, but he's literally a humorless shell
solonoid tries so hard, but is probably the biggest failure here
berzerkcommando is way down there, of course
chaosmetaldragon
desty
What's not funny about my jokes? Wait, what the fuck are my jokes? When the fuck have I tried to be funny? You're lying out of your ass, Dumbatim, fucking cockroach piece of shit.

Tell me, why am I on that list?

You being mad is funny, ironically enough.
Shut the fuck up rocketdildofuck


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Can someone else talk to me?


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
β€”β€”Carmen
Can someone else talk to me?
aw I feel bad for you :(

tell you what - go watch Heathers and we can have a long one on one discussion about it afterward


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I neither fear, nor despise.
"Rocketdildofuck"


You get an A for effort


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Can someone else talk to me?
aw I feel bad for you :(

tell you what - go watch Heathers and we can have a long one on one discussion about it afterward
what the fuck

ughhhh

matie, you had me for a moment, but what is the latter part all about. I feel cold again.


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"Rocketdildofuck"


You get an A for effort
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Rocketman
BerzerkCommando
Desty
Solonoid
I will FUCKING unleash a HELL STORM on you.
I'll hide in a building. Your Hellstorm missile can't do shit.


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Rocketman
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Desty
Solonoid
I will FUCKING unleash a HELL STORM on you.
I'll hide in a building. Your Hellstorm missile can't do shit.
Hahahaha you fucking moron! I said hell storm, not missile hellstorm dumb fuck


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Can someone else talk to me?
aw I feel bad for you :(

tell you what - go watch Heathers and we can have a long one on one discussion about it afterward
what the fuck

ughhhh

matie, you had me for a moment, but what is the latter part all about. I feel cold again.
The latter part is the requirement for spending my time talking to you

I'll only do it if it's a Heathers movie discussion


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Can someone else talk to me?
aw I feel bad for you :(

tell you what - go watch Heathers and we can have a long one on one discussion about it afterward
what the fuck

ughhhh

matie, you had me for a moment, but what is the latter part all about. I feel cold again.
The latter part is the requirement for spending my time talking to you

I'll only do it if it's a Heathers movie discussion
I'd rather die than kill my character with that movie. I cruse the movie and its name.


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
β€”β€”Carmen
What?