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Elai
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male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
A name means nothing on the battlefield. After a week, no one has a name.
ha ha you have the same name as lemon

Whatr u laffin at?

Snak = lemin

Ur the same person

[tfw Jak is just a nickname]

Mfw you are lemon


nigga call me lemon one more fuckin time imma go from 0 to 100 real fuckin quick


Girl of Mystery | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
Shut up alt


Casper | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Mine just tells me I'm white.


R o c k e t | Mythic Smash Master
 
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I neither fear, nor despise.


Girl of Mystery | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
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A flower which blooms on the battlefield


R o c k e t | Mythic Smash Master
 
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I neither fear, nor despise.


Word Wizard | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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Ásgeirr | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
This is so goddamn gay

and completely false


Tyger | Elite Four Inconceivable!
 
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True Turquoise
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fuck you
This is so goddamn gay

and completely false

lmao


The Waifu Master | Legendary Invincible!
 
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This is so goddamn gay

and completely false

That's really true though.


Super Irish | Legendary Invincible!
 
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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Séamus:

-The most beautiful man alive. Smart, kind, and honest. A true gentleman. He easily makes friends and is good to his woman and family.

But, I thought these other ones were worthy of putting down too:

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-American slang for a private detective or an Irish cop. Commonly misspelled as "Shamus." Taken from Seamus, a popular first name among Irishmen.

-An irish man with much athority over everyone. His Blood alcohol level is approximately 90% crown royal, on average drinks a skid of rye

-A drain, through which vast amounts of alcohol is poured, yet no effect is ever gained. unless belligerence can be counted. Then in that case it doesnt take much.

The true story of john jamesons whiskey-
John jameson was diving to get the whiskey barrel when seamus stabbed him with a pointy shaft and killed that little bitch. He then dove down to engage the giant squid in sexual combat and won [bare handed], with his penis. And by win, I mean lost and got raped. But some 35 years later in a dirty alley in a dirtier dumpster I found a smelly sock that kind of looked like seamus.

And so the legend lives on

-An Irish guy who likes to wear girl's pants.
Guy: Who's that red-headed chick over there?
Other guy: Nah man, that's just Seamus.


-Normally a tall specimen with rotting teeth and bad breath. It lives in small burrows across England and Ireland and only eats John Wrights hair.

Frankly I found the second-to-last one just perfect.
Last Edit: February 12, 2015, 03:51:45 PM by SuperIrish


Ásgeirr | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
This is so goddamn gay

and completely false

That's really true though.
No

Im not easy to get with, because fuck you.
I dont play frisbee
Im not blonde
and i suck at math


Siffera | Respected Posting Spree
 
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Two makes there more than speakers.
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Nicholas
The coolest guy in the world, but can be an asshole from time to time and is carefree when it comes to just about anything. Basically he just doesn't give a shit......

A Nicholas or Nick....enjoys chonga and the finer things in life....He is a drifter and a daydream believer....some might speculate that the Nicholas is a conceited, hopeless romantic, and is most likely a loner.
(Jessica)- have you talked to that conceited asshole Nicholas lately?

(Britney)- No, why?

(Jessica)- Because i want to confess my love to him....his bad ass careless attitude just makes me go crazy for him.

(Nick off in the distance)- Damn straight bitch. Nobody can resist this body.
Funny, my girlfriends name is Jessica.


Erives | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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I cant argue with progress, just you.
My name doesnt come up.