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Blackbox Rob | Ascended Posting Riot
 
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My signature is my name printed, I was never taught how to write cursive. FML.
The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.

^ that is a load of horse shit 

 
UnwornUniform | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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Why is this so black?
The HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL guy on THE WORLD. He is the one that is always getting the women and he always has more than one all over him. he has the biggest penis and he is just awesome!

That is my life actually.

 
Blackbox Rob | Ascended Posting Riot
 
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My signature is my name printed, I was never taught how to write cursive. FML.
Quote from: TheUnwornUniphoria on March 27, 2015, 10:58:21 AM
The HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL guy on THE WORLD. He is the one that is always getting the women and he always has more than one all over him. he has the biggest penis and he is just awesome!

That is my life actually.
Who makes these? Fucking 14 year old girls?

 
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Why is this so black?
Quote from: Blackbox Rob on March 27, 2015, 10:59:15 AM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniphoria on March 27, 2015, 10:58:21 AM
The HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL guy on THE WORLD. He is the one that is always getting the women and he always has more than one all over him. he has the biggest penis and he is just awesome!

That is my life actually.
Who makes these? Fucking 14 year old girls?
People who really like my name apparently.

 
 
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Verbatim | Komm, süßer Tod
 
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romantic and very loving person
vary kind hearted
a fighter and a lover
bold
has anger issues often
falls for girls easy but gets over them well
never scared of anybody
and loves loves loves sports

jacob is the sweetest most kind hearted guy i have ever met said brittney.


A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.

Sally: Hi Jacob!!

Jacob: Hi Sally :]

*Sally melts into a little puddle of unbelievable happiness*


A guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them.

"Hey, is that God's brother? Nope, it's Jacob."


undefinable, indescriable lad.

I am so in love with Jacob.


A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the bedroom.

OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!
Last Edit: March 27, 2015, 11:03:51 AM by Verbatim

 
Blackbox Rob | Ascended Posting Riot
 
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My signature is my name printed, I was never taught how to write cursive. FML.
Quote from: S\ash on March 27, 2015, 11:01:01 AM
A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.

 
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Quote from: Blackbox Rob on March 27, 2015, 10:59:15 AM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniphoria on March 27, 2015, 10:58:21 AM
The HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL guy on THE WORLD. He is the one that is always getting the women and he always has more than one all over him. he has the biggest penis and he is just awesome!

That is my life actually.
Who makes these? Fucking 14 year old girls?
No, people with that name.

 
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Ayyy


 
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ben
a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?"
Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true ben"

and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley
ben is the best i have ever had

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One who has insanely large cock. Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy. Is good at many things, and very original. Not a poser in any way shape or form.
Oh...no thats not a parade, they are just following Ben.

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A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs! He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean,- you could get lost in them forever.
Here comes Ben, god i love his eyes

 
Ásgeirr | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
the result is gay

 
Onion | Elite Four Invincible!
 
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How to boost your ego.

 
Blackbox Rob | Ascended Posting Riot
 
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My signature is my name printed, I was never taught how to write cursive. FML.
Quote from: Orion on March 27, 2015, 11:12:43 AM
How to boost your ego.
One definition is pretty accurate in my case, but for the most part it is just ego boosting. Hue

 
Girl of Mystery | Mythic Unfrigginbelievable!
 
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A flower which blooms on the battlefield

 
 
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I always get nothing. One of you guys make something on there for me. Go nuts.

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