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Lone Paul
When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.
"Did you see Jeff pick up that fourth grader the other day?"

"Again? Dude, he is such a Lone Paul."


 
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floordrobe
A form of storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Simply drop on the floor and you have a floordrobe.

We have a very stylish colonial-style his and hers walk-on floordrobe at home.

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khloe kardashian
1. The Kardashian with the most testosterone

2. The only Kardashian sister that you actually would lose points for boning

3. The missing link between ape and man

4. What a hairless bigfoot would look like
Guy 1: hey I boned Khloe Kardashian!

Guy 2: Thats negitive 150,000 points man shes more manlier than your Dad!!



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fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
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Kinder
1. To take a vigorously large poop with much enjoyment!
When the turtle head was just about to launch, I went to the bathroom and took a kinder...

2. Arsehole, Lazy, shit worker, full of bullshit
That bloke is being a proper kinder today ain't he

Your full of kinder mate!


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Stark Industries
"Heavy boots of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!"
SO I AM NOT ON THERE. I WANT ALL OF YOU TO PUT IN YOUR OWN DEFINITION OF A BIG COWPIE, AND I WILL CHECK WHAT YOU PUT IN TOMORROW.
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A
The smallest bra size available besides a double A; first REAL bra size even though it is very small.
Yeah, I bet Brittney will be an A for the rest of her life, that skinny bitch.

Poor Ned, does he know she's only an A?

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big
the opposite of small...
also known as large
Hello ladies, did you know my cock is big.

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cowpie
a pile of smelly,hot, steamy CRAP that came from a fat heafer
A person a school is a cowpie.
My dog eats it.

I think we can work with this...


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Almost always, with moderation
Close enough.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Mine's just about the Elton John song "Rocketman"........and gay stuff apparently.
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canadian
Expression for black people used by whites as "code" when they want to refer to blacks in a semi-derogatory manner without being detected in a group of people
"Jeezus, look at all the Canadians out tonight."
*Cracks knuckles*
Someone's getting killed tonight.


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Santorum

The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.


 
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That's not the real Alaskan Fire Dragon. That's a pussified version posted by someone to squeamish to do the real thing.

Here's what you do for the real one. When she's sucking your dick you're supposed to hit her on the head right before you cum so she bites down on your dick and blood and cum fly out of her nose.


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I cant argue with progress, just you.

That's not the real Alaskan Fire Dragon. That's a pussified version posted by someone to squeamish to do the real thing.

Here's what you do for the real one. When she's sucking your dick you're supposed to hit her on the head right before you cum so she bites down on your dick and blood and cum fly out of her nose.
Wow thats something I could have gone my whole life without knowing.


 
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Wow thats something I could have gone my whole life without knowing.

Says the guy posting about fecal anal froth that comes out of a gay dudes butt after having his poo pipe pounded.


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I cant argue with progress, just you.
Says the guy posting about fecal anal froth that comes out of a gay dudes butt after having his poo pipe pounded.
mmmmm.... Fair enough.
Last Edit: August 28, 2014, 03:47:05 AM by Erives