Uncomfortable retail moments

Nick McIntyre | Legendary Invincible!
 
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So some greasy - looking  woman reeking of cigarettes and booze ran up to me squealing "OH MAH GAW HOW ARE YOU" and embraced me in a hug that left my skin crawling.  She then realized she mistook me for her tenant because I looked like him...except a few inches shorter.

What are your awkward retail moments?


 
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I went shopping once. Employees kept asking if they could help me. It was awful.


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holy fuck I almost had the exact same situation, I was moving a mattress for one of my clients when he starts screaming "stop rubbing your fucking hands against my neck"


why do people have to make a big deal out of nothing?


 
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i can't help my gag reflex near smelly people so whenever i get customers that smell like shit i zone out and focus on not coughing up a lung


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I went shopping once. Employees kept asking if they could help me. It was awful.

Would you like to buy some meat, ma'am?


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I went shopping once. Employees kept asking if they could help me. It was awful.

Would you like to buy some meat, ma'am?
I DON'T KNOW!


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I neither fear, nor despise.
"Uncomfortable retail moments"


how about we share our "comfortable" retail moments.
oh wait........there ARE NONE


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Why yes, just today a little boy yelled "STOP" from all the way down an aisle, ran up and kissed me on my forearm, and I looked at his grandfather, who made no eye contact with me, for the shamefur dispray his descendant had just perpetrated.

Later that evening, I was walking out of our stock room, when I realised that not only was my fly down, but also my penis was hanging out of it, and a flock of new hires were being shepherded by.

I somehow escaped without a manager noticing, however I did get quite a few wide eyed glances and gasps from them.


 
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Why yes, just today a little boy yelled "STOP" from all the way down an aisle, ran up and kissed me on my forearm, and I looked at his grandfather, who made no eye contact with me, for the shamefur dispray his descendant had just perpetrated.

Later that evening, I was walking out of our stock room, when I realised that not only was my fly down, but also my penis was hanging out of it, and a flock of new hires were being shepherded by.

I somehow escaped without a manager noticing, however I did get quite a few wide eyed glances and gasps from them.
did they think that you had a big penis, or will people be teasing you about your small penis now?