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TB · January 15, 2017, 01:13:17 AM

Going back to the basics...

Most people who play will likely know what they're doing but if you're new to the game just ask questions about stuff in the thread or in a PM. Post your starting info and it will be kept in the OP.

Everyone starts out as a nation in the year 1800. Technology is Muskets, Wooden Ships, Cannons. To begin the game we will start with a base population and army size.

10,000 Population
1,200 Army Size

Progression will not be strictly dictated by the year in which we reside however it must make logical sense and if the GMs decide your advancement is unreasonable they will PM you about it.

Time progression: 1 year = 25 posts

Map

Info Template

Country List:

Czech Republic - TBlocks (GM)

Iceland - Korra (GM)

Peru - TheHan

Holy Roman Empire (Italy) - Mordo

The Global Workers Collective (Ukraine) - SecondClass

United Crackers of Nigeria (UCN) - Mojo

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Dictator Fa Fa Me Mo Ma

Name: United Crackers of Nigeria (UCN)
Government: Dictatorship
Supreme Dictator: Fa Fa Me Mo Ma
Whip/Sex Overlord: Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong
Coerced Sex Overlord: Goodluck Jonathan

Religion: Laquiquiism
Currency: Slave Hides
Population: 10,000

Description

(Yo this is a heavily edited and rewritten version of something a buddy of mine wrote when we were cringey high school freshmen. Don't judge lol.)
Hundreds of thousands of years ago, four Nigerian kingdoms existed: The New Guads, The Fourth Reich, The UCN, and the Gings. The Nigerians were a very technologically advanced people, far-surpassing present day technology. Unfortunately, their advanced technology ended up betraying them, culminating in a great war that laid the foundations for the modern-day UCN.

The war began when Nigerian theoretical physicists conducting research in Alaska inadvertently opened a gateway into another dimension inhabited by godlike creatures of immense power.

The UCN, The Guads, and The Fourth Reich formed an alliance with the UCN as the informal head. The Gings betrayed the other three kingdoms to side with the foreign gods, a decision that swiftly resulted in their own demise.

General Laquiqui led the armies of the UCN in what became known as the Battle of Alaska. The UCN was defeated in this battle, and Laquiqui was executed at the hands of the foreign gods. Soon after, Laquiqui was resurrected through the power of an ancient magic. Unfortunately, she was soon killed again at the Battle of Argentina. Laquiqui's leadership and death became the basis of the primary religion of the UCN, Laquiquiism.

The great war ended with the tragic defeat of the Nigerians in the Battle of Madagascar. Victorious, the foreign gods departed the Nigerians' dimension, leaving the Nigerian civilization in a state of barbarism. All four Nigerian governments were destroyed in the war, with only a few high-ranking officials left alive. These officials decided to continue the UCN as an underground society that would one day seize power in Nigeria once civilization returned.

In the wake of such a brutal defeat, the UCN leaders decided that this defeat meant a failure of the old ways. They decided upon dictatorship as the most effective form of government. They also implemented complete negro slavery because they blamed the ineptitude of the negro race for their failures in the war.

Grand Army: 1,200 soldiers

Territory: Nigeria

Antarctica - Ender

Finland - Stroud

The Hån · January 15, 2017, 01:15:36 AM

Korra · January 15, 2017, 01:24:01 AM

Iceland

Spoiler

Name: The Kingdom of Iceland
Government: Constitutional Monarchy
Head of State: Empress Weiss Schnee
Head of Government: Prime Minister Leif Johannsonn
Religion: Odinism
Currency: Krona
Population: 10,000

Description: The kingdom of Iceland was founded when settlers from northern Europe first discovered the island. The tribal chief of the viking horde was crowned as king when he willed the other tribes to his rule after 10 years of conflict. Several years later, the island state quickly reorganized itself after the most recent emperor, Jacque Schnee, was dethroned by the angry population after the palace began to exploit them. A new government was founded through an agreement between the then princess, Weiss Schnee, when she turned 17, that the crown and a new founded branch of the government, the Parliament, would share power. The upper house of nobles and lower house of regulars would make up this new parliament with a Prime Minister chosen by the monarch herself. As of now, that balance of power remains.

Grand Army of the North: 1,200 soldiers

Territory: Iceland

TB · January 15, 2017, 01:54:16 AM

Czech Republic

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Picture of President & General

Name: The Czech Republic
Government: Republic
Head of State: President & Grand General Pyrrha Nikos
Head of Government: Prime Minister Jaromir Jagr
Religion: N/A
Currency: Czech Koruna
Population: 10,000

Description: The Czech Republic has broken free of the Slovaks due to the relentless efforts of President Nikos and PM Jagr. The process was long and arduous, with uprisings in the Czech homeland and a brief civil war. The best soldiers of the now battle hardened Czech army are promoted and the nation begins a new age under a new rule. The new President and PM offer a message of expansion and from that expansion, wealth for the people of the Czech Republic. The attitude is one of rebellion against the world. Revenge for being held captive by the Slovaks and a want to conquer.

The Great Czech Army (GCA): 1,200 soldiers

Territory: Czech Republic

The Hån · January 15, 2017, 02:24:08 AM

Name : Holy Peruvian Empire(HPE)
Government: Theocratic Empire
Head of Government: The Han, Han Sergersbol
religion: DIngDongism
currency: dong dollars(DD)
Population: 10,000

During the ding dong revolution the Peruvian govt. rose to a theocratic Empire during 1782. over the last 18 years the HPE has been recovering from its own previous self conflict and has made mass flourishes thanks to the leadership of The Han, Han segersbol. With the worship of Guinea fowls along the land, many soldiers of the HPE use their religious values as motivation in their battles. The people of HPE commonly rely on farming and fishing to thrive and the govt uses farming and fishing trades to profit. currently HPE is attempting to repopulate on a massive scale in order to sell slaves and populate thier army(in the works)

Holy Army: 1200

Ender · January 15, 2017, 08:27:04 AM

Can I be Antarctica again

TB · January 15, 2017, 09:44:34 AM

Quote from: Ender on January 15, 2017, 08:27:04 AM

Can I be Antarctica again

Sure

Mordo · January 15, 2017, 10:22:28 AM

Holy Roman Empire

Government: Elective Monarchy
Emperor: Francis II
Religion: Lutheranism/Christianity
Currency: Various coins
Population: 10,000

The Holy Roman Empire was a multi-ethnic complex of territories in central Europe that developed during the Early Middle Ages. The largest territory of the empire after 962 was the Kingdom of Germany, though it also came to include the ~~Kingdom of Bohemia~~, the Kingdom of Burgundy, the Kingdom of Italy, and numerous other territories. Seeking to restore the territorial expanse of its Ancient Roman forebears, Francis II has taken an imperial and holistic approach to ruling.

Imperial Army: 1,200

TB · January 15, 2017, 12:09:06 PM

Quote from: Mordo on January 15, 2017, 10:22:28 AM

Holy Roman Empire

Government: Elective Monarchy
Emperor: Francis II
Religion: Lutheranism/Christianity
Currency: Various coins
Population: 10,000

The Holy Roman Empire was a multi-ethnic complex of territories in central Europe that developed during the Early Middle Ages. The largest territory of the empire after 962 was the Kingdom of Germany, though it also came to include the ~~Kingdom of Bohemia~~, the Kingdom of Burgundy, the Kingdom of Italy, and numerous other territories. Seeking to restore the territorial expanse of its Ancient Roman forebears, Francis II has taken an imperial and holistic approach to ruling.

Imperial Army: 1,200

Which modern day country do you want to start in? Italy?

Ender · January 15, 2017, 01:11:40 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on January 15, 2017, 09:44:34 AM

Quote from: Ender on January 15, 2017, 08:27:04 AM
Can I be Antarctica again
Sure

I'll do a think when I get home

Mordo · January 15, 2017, 01:48:17 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on January 15, 2017, 12:09:06 PM

Quote from: Mordo on January 15, 2017, 10:22:28 AM
Holy Roman Empire

Government: Elective Monarchy
Emperor: Francis II
Religion: Lutheranism/Christianity
Currency: Various coins
Population: 10,000

The Holy Roman Empire was a multi-ethnic complex of territories in central Europe that developed during the Early Middle Ages. The largest territory of the empire after 962 was the Kingdom of Germany, though it also came to include the ~~Kingdom of Bohemia~~, the Kingdom of Burgundy, the Kingdom of Italy, and numerous other territories. Seeking to restore the territorial expanse of its Ancient Roman forebears, Francis II has taken an imperial and holistic approach to ruling.

Imperial Army: 1,200
Which modern day country do you want to start in? Italy?

Sure fampai

TB · January 15, 2017, 01:54:37 PM

Quote from: Mordo on January 15, 2017, 01:48:17 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on January 15, 2017, 12:09:06 PM
Quote from: Mordo on January 15, 2017, 10:22:28 AM
Holy Roman Empire

Government: Elective Monarchy
Emperor: Francis II
Religion: Lutheranism/Christianity
Currency: Various coins
Population: 10,000

The Holy Roman Empire was a multi-ethnic complex of territories in central Europe that developed during the Early Middle Ages. The largest territory of the empire after 962 was the Kingdom of Germany, though it also came to include the ~~Kingdom of Bohemia~~, the Kingdom of Burgundy, the Kingdom of Italy, and numerous other territories. Seeking to restore the territorial expanse of its Ancient Roman forebears, Francis II has taken an imperial and holistic approach to ruling.

Imperial Army: 1,200
Which modern day country do you want to start in? Italy?
Sure fampai

Gotcha bro beans

TB · January 15, 2017, 02:21:59 PM

Quote from: Ender on January 15, 2017, 01:11:40 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on January 15, 2017, 09:44:34 AM
Quote from: Ender on January 15, 2017, 08:27:04 AM
Can I be Antarctica again
Sure

I'll do a think when I get home

👌

mojo · January 15, 2017, 05:09:40 PM

yo i take nigeria

tb totally didn't tell me to bump this thread so he didn't have to do it himself and bring shame to his surname

TB · January 15, 2017, 05:59:39 PM

Quote from: omw 2 ish peming wbu on January 15, 2017, 05:09:40 PM

yo i take nigeria

tb totally didn't tell me to bump this thread so he didn't have to do it himself and bring shame to his surname

Gotcha

January 15, 2017, 06:29:32 PM

Awesome! I don't have as much free time as I usually do, so I won't be as serious/active

Spoiler

TB · January 15, 2017, 06:39:18 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on January 15, 2017, 06:29:32 PM

Awesome! I don't have as much free time as I usually do, so I won't be as serious/active

Spoiler
Nation Name: The Global Workers Collective (GWC)
Picture of leader: All hail

Government: Communist Autocracy
Head of State: Collectivist Welfare Party
Head of Government: Party Leader Britta Perry
Religion: N/A
Currency: None, but marks can be awarded by the state for special priveleges and items
Population: 10,000

National Police: 1,200 policemen
Territory: Ukraine

Good to have you on board.

Mordo · January 15, 2017, 07:06:35 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on January 15, 2017, 06:29:32 PM

Awesome! I don't have as much free time as I usually do, so I won't be as serious/active

Spoiler
Nation Name: The Global Workers Collective (GWC)
Picture of leader: All hail

Government: Communist Autocracy
Head of State: Collectivist Welfare Party
Head of Government: Party Leader Britta Perry
Religion: N/A
Currency: None, but marks can be awarded by the state for special priveleges and items
Population: 10,000

National Police: 1,200 policemen
Territory: Ukraine

Cancer, the nation.

Can't wait to annex you and bring you under the imperial fold.

mojo · January 15, 2017, 07:36:05 PM

Flag

Dictator Fa Fa Me Mo Ma

Name: United Crackers of Nigeria (UCN)
Government: Dictatorship
Supreme Dictator: Fa Fa Me Mo Ma
Whip/Sex Overlord: Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong
Coerced Sex Overlord: Goodluck Jonathan

Religion: Laquiquiism
Currency: Slave Hides
Population: 10,000

Description

(Yo this is a heavily edited and rewritten version of something a buddy of mine wrote when we were cringey high school freshmen. Don't judge lol.)
Hundreds of thousands of years ago, four Nigerian kingdoms existed: The New Guads, The Fourth Reich, The UCN, and the Gings. The Nigerians were a very technologically advanced people, far-surpassing present day technology. Unfortunately, their advanced technology ended up betraying them, culminating in a great war that laid the foundations for the modern-day UCN.

The war began when Nigerian theoretical physicists conducting research in Alaska inadvertently opened a gateway into another dimension inhabited by godlike creatures of immense power.

The UCN, The Guads, and The Fourth Reich formed an alliance with the UCN as the informal head. The Gings betrayed the other three kingdoms to side with the foreign gods, a decision that swiftly resulted in their own demise.

General Laquiqui led the armies of the UCN in what became known as the Battle of Alaska. The UCN was defeated in this battle, and Laquiqui was executed at the hands of the foreign gods. Soon after, Laquiqui was resurrected through the power of an ancient magic. Unfortunately, she was soon killed again at the Battle of Argentina. Laquiqui's leadership and death became the basis of the primary religion of the UCN, Laquiquiism.

The great war ended with the tragic defeat of the Nigerians in the Battle of Madagascar. Victorious, the foreign gods departed the Nigerians' dimension, leaving the Nigerian civilization in a state of barbarism. All four Nigerian governments were destroyed in the war, with only a few high-ranking officials left alive. These officials decided to continue the UCN as an underground society that would one day seize power in Nigeria once civilization returned.

In the wake of such a brutal defeat, the UCN leaders decided that this defeat meant a failure of the old ways. They decided upon dictatorship as the most effective form of government. They also implemented complete negro slavery because they blamed the ineptitude of the negro race for their failures in the war.

(Yo I fuckin hate myself rn, this shit is like a really bad fanfic or some shit)

Grand Army: 1,200 soldiers

Territory: Nigeria

January 15, 2017, 07:41:46 PM

Quote from: Mordo on January 15, 2017, 07:06:35 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on January 15, 2017, 06:29:32 PM
Awesome! I don't have as much free time as I usually do, so I won't be as serious/active

Spoiler
Nation Name: The Global Workers Collective (GWC)
Picture of leader: All hail

Government: Communist Autocracy
Head of State: Collectivist Welfare Party
Head of Government: Party Leader Britta Perry
Religion: N/A
Currency: None, but marks can be awarded by the state for special priveleges and items
Population: 10,000

National Police: 1,200 policemen
Territory: Ukraine
Cancer, the nation.

Can't wait to annex you and bring you under the imperial fold.

your tryhard history major country will be liberated by like year 10 dw

January 15, 2017, 07:49:24 PM

also, when do we start?

TB · January 15, 2017, 07:59:11 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on January 15, 2017, 07:49:24 PM

also, when do we start?

I'll quote everyone when we decide on a start time. It'll likely be tomorrow.

Korra · January 15, 2017, 09:14:17 PM

Quote from: omw 2 ish peming wbu on January 15, 2017, 07:36:05 PM

Flag
Dictator Fa Fa Me Mo Ma

Name: United Crackers of Nigeria (UCN)
Government: Dictatorship
Supreme Dictator: Fa Fa Me Mo Ma
Whip/Sex Overlord: Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong
Coerced Sex Overlord: Goodluck Jonathan

Religion: Laquiquiism
Currency: Slave Hides
Population: 10,000

Description
(Yo this is a heavily edited and rewritten version of something a buddy of mine wrote when we were cringey high school freshmen. Don't judge lol.)
Hundreds of thousands of years ago, four Nigerian kingdoms existed: The New Guads, The Fourth Reich, The UCN, and the Gings. The Nigerians were a very technologically advanced people, far-surpassing present day technology. Unfortunately, their advanced technology ended up betraying them, culminating in a great war that laid the foundations for the modern-day UCN.

The war began when Nigerian theoretical physicists conducting research in Alaska inadvertently opened a gateway into another dimension inhabited by godlike creatures of immense power.

The UCN, The Guads, and The Fourth Reich formed an alliance with the UCN as the informal head. The Gings betrayed the other three kingdoms to side with the foreign gods, a decision that swiftly resulted in their own demise.

General Laquiqui led the armies of the UCN in what became known as the Battle of Alaska. The UCN was defeated in this battle, and Laquiqui was executed at the hands of the foreign gods. Soon after, Laquiqui was resurrected through the power of an ancient magic. Unfortunately, she was soon killed again at the Battle of Argentina. Laquiqui's leadership and death became the basis of the primary religion of the UCN, Laquiquiism.

The great war ended with the tragic defeat of the Nigerians in the Battle of Madagascar. Victorious, the foreign gods departed the Nigerians' dimension, leaving the Nigerian civilization in a state of barbarism. All four Nigerian governments were destroyed in the war, with only a few high-ranking officials left alive. These officials decided to continue the UCN as an underground society that would one day seize power in Nigeria once civilization returned.

In the wake of such a brutal defeat, the UCN leaders decided that this defeat meant a failure of the old ways. They decided upon dictatorship as the most effective form of government. They also implemented complete negro slavery because they blamed the ineptitude of the negro race for their failures in the war.

(Yo I fuckin hate myself rn, this shit is like a really bad fanfic or some shit)

Grand Army: 1,200 soldiers

Territory: Nigeria

So, Jojo the Country?

Alternative Facts · January 15, 2017, 09:52:52 PM

Debating whether I want to do this again...

TB · January 15, 2017, 10:02:45 PM

Quote from: Icy on January 15, 2017, 09:52:52 PM

Debating whether I want to do this again...

doo eeeeet

TB · January 15, 2017, 10:38:44 PM

Quote from: Icy on January 15, 2017, 09:52:52 PM

Quote from: Ender on January 15, 2017, 01:11:40 PM

What's the status on you two?

Ender · January 15, 2017, 10:52:17 PM

Nation Name
The Mandate of Memes

Flag
http://i.imgur.com/d5W4kDp.png

Picture of leader (optional)
http://i.imgur.com/6rj8Y1X.png

Name:
Government: Monarchy
Head of State: literally me
Head of Government: literally me v2.5
Religion: Christianity
Currency: Gold
Population: 10,000

Description:
Army: 1,200 soldiers

Territory: Antarctica

TB · January 16, 2017, 12:05:25 AM

GAME START IN 5 MINUTES.
GAME BEGINS AT 1:10 EST

Quote from: SecondClass on January 15, 2017, 06:29:32 PM

Quote from: omw 2 ish peming wbu on January 15, 2017, 05:09:40 PM

Quote from: Mordo on January 15, 2017, 10:22:28 AM

Quote from: Ender on January 15, 2017, 08:27:04 AM

Quote from: Empress Schnee on January 15, 2017, 01:24:01 AM

Quote from: The Hån on January 15, 2017, 01:15:36 AM

Ender · January 16, 2017, 12:07:52 AM

The Hån · January 16, 2017, 12:10:50 AM

HPE is currently gathering all murdering tools and constructing extra weapons. preparing to send 666 troops to bolivia as soon as all the weapons are made

meanwhile the HPE government is sending 100 miners to the mountains along the coastline to dig for iron and other precious minerals.

weapons 9 %
miners 6%