UN Game: Elder Scrolls Edition.

June 28, 2015, 03:52:16 AM

The justiciar army instead follows its enemy directly, rushing out of the city to fight it.

Conscription of 30,000 soldiers -- 10%
5,000 general troops headed to Imperial City -- 100%
Project Eltorsi -- 2%
Annexation of Western Cyrodiil (Kvatch, Anvil, Chorrol) complete. 200 justiciars are stationed in each city (and previously conquered Skingrad). The remaining 1,200 march toward the Imperial City.

June 28, 2015, 03:53:14 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 28, 2015, 01:01:06 AM

5,000 general soldiers are sent north to support the fight in Cyrodiil.

The soldiers arrive just outside the Imperial City and meet up with the 1,200 justiciars. The group of 6,200 spreads out around the Akaviri army's other flank as the justiciar army within the city approaches it on the other side.

One last chance is offered to the surrounded Akaviris to surrender Cyrodiil forever.

Solonoid · June 28, 2015, 04:11:09 AM

Time to say fuck standardisation, their combat techniques were good enough to conquer a whole continent right?

15,000 Tsaesci are sent south to join the battle.
The dragons pursue the elves, coming upon the point where the Akaviri troops are.
The Emperor puts on the Amulet of Kings, the dragonfires ignite.
300 steel centurions are sent south with the Tsaesci warriors, who commanders are having trouble controlling, due to the lack of combat standardisation.

June 28, 2015, 04:21:58 AM

The combined Aldmeri force of 12,700, each half of the gigantic army flanking both sides of the Akaviri force of 9,000, begins attacking. The fact that every soldier is a either full-blown justiciar or highly trained knight, and the superior size of the Aldmeri army, gives the Dominion the distinct advantage. Advanced, high-damage, area of effect magic spelled are launched continuously farther into the Akaviki army's ranks by spellcasters as fully armored justicairs assault both sides of the enemy army.

June 28, 2015, 04:25:17 AM

This whole Tsaesci thing is complete nonsense, by the way. You essentially pulled 40,000 soldiers out of nowhere. It take time to get soldiers, 'plot' reasons aside.

Solonoid · June 28, 2015, 04:33:17 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 28, 2015, 04:21:58 AM

The combined Aldmeri force of 12,700, each half of the gigantic army flanking both sides of the Akaviri force of 9,000, begins attacking. The fact that every soldier is a either full-blown justiciar or highly trained knight, and the superior size of the Aldmeri army, gives the Dominion the distinct advantage. Advanced, high-damage, area of effect magic spelled are launched continuously farther into the Akaviki army's ranks by spellcasters as fully armored justicairs assault both sides of the enemy army.

Akaviri troops neuter magical attacks by draining enemy magicka.
Given that every Akaviri soldier is trained to the same level as Tiber Septim's personal defence force, the Blades, were, seeing as the Blades got their combat prowess it's easy to see that though fewer in number, the Akaviri are better trained.

The Tsaesci troops are nearing the battlefield, along with the steel centurions.
The dragons begin assaulting the battlefield.
Obviously they serve nobody, and simply attack whatever is closest.

Solonoid · June 28, 2015, 04:36:44 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 28, 2015, 04:25:17 AM

This whole Tsaesci thing is complete nonsense, by the way. You essentially pulled 40,000 soldiers out of nowhere. It take time to get soldiers, 'plot' reasons aside.

The end result of using them before they were trained is that I'll lose control of these men during this battle, and they'll disperse across Tamriel pillaging as they wish.

But given the fanatical nature of natives of Akavir to dragonborn, and the fact that they already had an army when I showed up, it's not ridiculous to say it would be easy to get the men, it would just take years to train them.

But yeah, there will be no way to retain all of the men I'm sending there now, I'll lose them no matter what.

June 28, 2015, 04:38:17 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 28, 2015, 01:13:22 AM

1/5 -- Potions of restore magicka for all justiciars

You must have missed this. Being able to drain magicka costs magicka in and of itself, and doesn't just disable casting altogether. And whatever happened to that whole "I'm just training my soldiers to the bare minimum, just Breton farmboys", and all that? You can't say they're suddenly trained to the level of a Thalmor justiciar.

June 28, 2015, 04:44:34 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 28, 2015, 03:37:28 AM

Important ranking officers in the Imperial City Thalmor army are sent into the White-Gold Tower for protection. The other 6,378 justiciars are sent outside

The officers in White-Gold Tower seal the doors and prepare to destroy the tower.

2,000 Daedric Watchmen -- 90%
Conscription of 30,000 soldiers -- 30%

Troops in Elsweyr and Valenwood are ordered to maintain a heavy presence on the Cyrodiil border, but to refrain from entering the province. Troops stationed in Anvil, Kvatch, Skingrad, and Chorrol are ordered to raid the towns exactly like the Hammerfell towns were raided. In addition, anyone found with an artifact of Talos in these cities is to be publicly executed.

Solonoid · June 28, 2015, 04:55:22 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 28, 2015, 04:38:17 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 28, 2015, 01:13:22 AM
1/5 -- Potions of restore magicka for all justiciars
You must have missed this. Being able to drain magicka costs magicka in and of itself, and doesn't just disable casting altogether. And whatever happened to that whole "I'm just training my soldiers to the bare minimum, just Breton farmboys", and all that? You can't say they're suddenly trained to the level of a Thalmor justiciar.

You must have misread that, I was training the sailors to the bare minimum, all they do is run ships.
Why do you think meta paid me with the Kwama eggs that my troops use to restore their health and stamina?

I traded him Akaviri combat techniques and trained his soldiers, because it's lore friendly that Akaviri are some of the most fearsome warriors to ever grace the land of tamriel.
I also said several times that Bretons aren't even allowed in the Akaviri military.

Also stated earlier in this thread is that they use magical sapping techniques, they're not reducing your magicka, they're stealing it, because that's the best way to fight a dragon, by stealing its magicka, that's the reason Akaviri learn those things. Neutering Thalmor is just a perk.

The Emperor's security detail infiltrates the city and goes to the white-gold tower invisibly to assassinate leaders who may be inside.

The Emperor himself goes to sieze his ruby throne.

The Tsaesci arrive from the north with the Steel Centurions.
They immediately abandon their ranks and begin killing the elves in an uncoordinated fashion, sustaining many casualties.
The steel centurions release deadly steam at the elves.
According to lore on centurions they're also highly resistant to magic.

June 28, 2015, 04:59:02 AM

The 130 high Thalmor officers, barricaded safely in White-Gold Tower, successfully topple its formation from the inside with high-level destruction spells and tools. The entire tower comes crumbling down. The 378 justiciars in Ada-mantia begin doing the same.

The justiciars outside begin using solely regular weapons, having been trained extensively in both forms of combat.

Solonoid · June 28, 2015, 05:00:58 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 28, 2015, 04:59:02 AM

The 130 high Thalmor officers, barricaded safely in White-Gold Tower, successfully topple its formation from the inside with high-level destruction spells and tools. The entire tower comes crumbling down. The 378 justiciars in Ada-mantia begin doing the same.

Oh there are no destruction spells that can bring down the white gold tower, you need to physically knock it down with trebuchets or something.

Come to think of it, how did you destroy the Crystal Tower?

June 28, 2015, 05:02:29 AM

Quote from: Sᴏʟ Nɪxɪʟɪs on June 28, 2015, 05:00:58 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 28, 2015, 04:59:02 AM
The 130 high Thalmor officers, barricaded safely in White-Gold Tower, successfully topple its formation from the inside with high-level destruction spells and tools. The entire tower comes crumbling down. The 378 justiciars in Ada-mantia begin doing the same.
Oh there are no destruction spells that can bring down the white gold tower, you need to physically knock it down with trebuchets or something.

Come to think of it, how did you destroy the Crystal Tower?

There definitely are. With enough people and time, you can bring down either the crystal tower or the White Gold Tower. I'm not the one borderline godmodding here, anyway.

Solonoid · June 28, 2015, 05:08:59 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 28, 2015, 05:02:29 AM

Quote from: Sᴏʟ Nɪxɪʟɪs on June 28, 2015, 05:00:58 AM
Quote from: SecondClass on June 28, 2015, 04:59:02 AM
The 130 high Thalmor officers, barricaded safely in White-Gold Tower, successfully topple its formation from the inside with high-level destruction spells and tools. The entire tower comes crumbling down. The 378 justiciars in Ada-mantia begin doing the same.
Oh there are no destruction spells that can bring down the white gold tower, you need to physically knock it down with trebuchets or something.

Come to think of it, how did you destroy the Crystal Tower?
There definitely are. With enough people and time, you can bring down either the crystal tower or the White Gold Tower. I'm not the one borderline godmodding here, anyway.

They actually used trebuchets and catpults, along with a variety of destruction spells to try and bring it down between TES: IV and TES: V and all they did was damage it.

It's an aetherical structure that's incredibly resilient.
I can't believe I didn't catch this when you failed to explain how you took down the Crystal tower.

Even Mehrunes Dagon himself couldn't scratch the thing.

June 28, 2015, 05:10:24 AM

You should've gotten all fucking analytical on me then, not when it's convenient for you. Whatever.

Solonoid · June 28, 2015, 05:11:55 AM

This is the problem with fantasy versions of this game, there are too many odd elements that nobody agrees about.
Honestly I knew it was a bullshit godmod move when I brought those dragons in, but it was lore friendly so I did it.

We should go back to playing normal UN games.

Solonoid · June 28, 2015, 05:12:24 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 28, 2015, 05:10:24 AM

You should've gotten all fucking analytical on me then, not when it's convenient for you. Whatever.

I forgot I'm sorry ;-;

Pippen · June 28, 2015, 10:36:47 AM

Well this got all sorts of f*cked up.

Big Boss · June 28, 2015, 10:39:15 AM

How do I play

Solonoid · June 28, 2015, 11:39:54 AM

Quote from: Pip on June 28, 2015, 10:36:47 AM

Well this got all sorts of f*cked up.

That's your fucking fault.

Solonoid · June 28, 2015, 11:41:27 AM

Quote from: Big Boss on June 28, 2015, 10:39:15 AM

How do I play

I think after our lorefag fiasco we're done.

At least, I think I am.
I used too much lore and not enough UN and it kinda rekt the game.

This is why we should keep UN games set IRL

Pippen · June 28, 2015, 12:28:32 PM

Quote from: Sᴏʟ Sᴘɪʀɪᴛ on June 28, 2015, 11:39:54 AM

Quote from: Pip on June 28, 2015, 10:36:47 AM
Well this got all sorts of f*cked up.

That's your fucking fault.

We all contributed to the madness, your dragon fiasco, the Tower destruction, and me stepping out of the game. So yeah, I think we should put this UN game to rest, it's too messed up now.

Next time, i'm not using magical worlds as a UN Game. It was fun while it lasted

Korra · June 28, 2015, 03:14:22 PM

Skyrim drops a nuclear bomb on Nirn, killing all dirty elves.

gaem obar

June 28, 2015, 05:19:07 PM

Spoiler

With Ada-mantia, the Crystal Tower, and Green Sap completely destroyed, and White Gold partially destroyed, the world descends into chaos and eventually nothingness