Ugh. Online dating.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 22, 2014, 05:58:04 PM

So, your dear Uncle Charlie doesn't have any reason why he can't go out and get laid. So, he's trying. The only problem is that until I get into a place, it will be hard for me to go out to the bars and clubs and meet her. Also, what bars and clubs do the 35 to 43 year old women who would bang a divorcée hang at?

Enter the Internet and online dating services.

I'm being up front and honest, letting them know that I won't be ready to tie myself down (though I will allow them to tie me up...( ° ͜ʖ ͡ - ) ) in a relationship. Really I just want to bang someone's mom. Face it, at the age range I am looking at... It's someone's mom that I will tear up.

So, thoughts?

BTW, if your mom is single, in the San DIego, Orange County area, and between 35 and 43... I will try to bang her. Bang her until she calls my name...

N/A · October 22, 2014, 05:59:28 PM

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MyNameIsCharlie · October 22, 2014, 06:00:01 PM

Quote from: Zenmaster on October 22, 2014, 05:59:28 PM

Christian mingle
Farmers only
Black People Meet

These should help.

You forgot Jdate and whatever the gay version of tinder is.

Jet Wave · October 22, 2014, 06:00:03 PM

Go get 'em tiger.

Mad Max · October 22, 2014, 06:00:15 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 22, 2014, 05:58:04 PM

Also, what bars and clubs do the 35 to 43 year old women who would bang a divorcée hang at?

I know this was a rhetorical questino, but the Fox Fire bar in Anaheim Hills are where all the cougars/milfs hang around here.

Mad Max · October 22, 2014, 06:00:31 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 22, 2014, 06:00:01 PM

Quote from: Zenmaster on October 22, 2014, 05:59:28 PM
Christian mingle
Farmers only
Black People Meet

These should help.

You forgot Jdate and whatever the gay version of tinder is.

Grindr

...I mean...

What?

MyNameIsCharlie · October 22, 2014, 06:00:37 PM

Quote from: Nuka on October 22, 2014, 05:59:55 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 22, 2014, 05:58:04 PM
BTW, if your mom is single, in the San DIego, Orange County area, and between 35 and 43... I will try to bang her. Bang her until she calls my name...
Oh god I think I just puked in my mouth a little

Does she fit the bill? Send me a pic. I'll let you know if I PM'd her.

challengerX · October 22, 2014, 06:00:50 PM

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Hahahaha very funny Zonda · October 22, 2014, 06:01:26 PM

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Comet · October 22, 2014, 06:03:25 PM

MyNameIsCharlie · October 22, 2014, 06:03:29 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on October 22, 2014, 06:00:15 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 22, 2014, 05:58:04 PM
Also, what bars and clubs do the 35 to 43 year old women who would bang a divorcée hang at?
I know this was a rhetorical questino, but the Fox Fire bar in Anaheim Hills are where all the cougars/milfs hang around here.

I was just up there. You ever go to the Packing District? The Blind Rabbit is a speakeasy there that is AWESOME.

Mad Max · October 22, 2014, 06:04:20 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 22, 2014, 06:03:29 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on October 22, 2014, 06:00:15 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 22, 2014, 05:58:04 PM
Also, what bars and clubs do the 35 to 43 year old women who would bang a divorcée hang at?
I know this was a rhetorical questino, but the Fox Fire bar in Anaheim Hills are where all the cougars/milfs hang around here.

I was just up there. You ever go to the Packing District? The Blind Rabbit is a speakeasy there that is AWESOME.

Shit son. The Packing District is sweet. I haven't been since it opened and only a few places were actually serving food and drinks. I'll have to go back.

Death · October 22, 2014, 06:04:26 PM

Charlie, my mom is still single.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 22, 2014, 06:05:02 PM

Quote from: challengerX on October 22, 2014, 06:00:50 PM

Fuck off Chris Handsome. You aren't catching shit here. And you ain't gonna be competition. You good looking mother fucker

MyNameIsCharlie · October 22, 2014, 06:06:23 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on October 22, 2014, 06:04:20 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 22, 2014, 06:03:29 PM
Quote from: Mad Max on October 22, 2014, 06:00:15 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 22, 2014, 05:58:04 PM
Also, what bars and clubs do the 35 to 43 year old women who would bang a divorcée hang at?
I know this was a rhetorical questino, but the Fox Fire bar in Anaheim Hills are where all the cougars/milfs hang around here.

I was just up there. You ever go to the Packing District? The Blind Rabbit is a speakeasy there that is AWESOME.
Shit son. The Packing District is sweet. I haven't been since it opened and only a few places were actually serving food and drinks. I'll have to go back.

Check out the Blind Rabbit. You gotta make reservations about a day in advance, and they are only for 90 minute time slots.

Try the Coffee Porter. That shit is TASTY

Word Wizard · October 22, 2014, 06:07:16 PM

I have some experience in OkCupid.

DAS B00T x2 · October 22, 2014, 06:08:28 PM

Charlie, you just got divorced. You're supposed t be chasing the 22 year olds at dive bars with daddy issues.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 22, 2014, 06:08:48 PM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on October 22, 2014, 06:07:16 PM

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I have some experience in OkCupid.

Ugh. That reminds me. Some gay dude tried to catfish me. I asked HER for a picture, as hers were all blurry. That's when HE responded with a picture of his massive erect dick.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 22, 2014, 06:10:08 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 22, 2014, 06:08:28 PM

Charlie, you just got divorced. You're supposed t be chasing the 22 year olds at dive bars with daddy issues.

I plan to. The problem is that I have to find a sitter until I get into my own place. I am looking at moving out in 4-6 weeks. I gotta get my nut off well before then. That means hitting up the ones in my age range who just want dick.

Juuzou · October 22, 2014, 06:10:52 PM

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Word Wizard · October 22, 2014, 06:12:22 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 22, 2014, 06:08:48 PM

Ugh. That reminds me. Some gay dude tried to catfish me. I asked HER for a picture, as hers were all blurry. That's when HE responded with a picture of his massive erect dick.

I know I got you so go- I mean that is unfortunate

Risay117 · October 22, 2014, 06:13:38 PM

Honestly calm down and focus on the kid first. Also find a place to stay. After that get laid.

RomanGladiator · October 22, 2014, 06:31:17 PM

lel, I can't believe I actually tried okcupid. Went on one date with two people and that was it.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 22, 2014, 06:34:58 PM

Quote from: Risay117 on October 22, 2014, 06:13:38 PM

Honestly calm down and focus on the kid first. Also find a place to stay. After that get laid.

Kids. There are two. And they are always first, second and third on my mind.

But they are taken care of. They have a stable home, meals ready and people who love them. They always will. But people can multitask. I can take care of them, and get laid too (just not at the same time.) There is ex-mrs Charlie, our nanny, the back up sitter and all of the grandparents here for them.

So, don't go on thinking that parents can only parent. Your mom and dad do freaky shit when you aren't there, and they go out with friends and do all sorts of stuff you don't even know about. They do more than cater to the kids.

Spartan147Eli · October 22, 2014, 06:44:08 PM

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Really I just want to bang someone's mom.

The wish of the internet.

Risay117 · October 22, 2014, 06:45:03 PM

No i thought you had no one there with you like the grandparents were not there and everyone else. Did not know the sitter was there. So was thinking that first move out, get sitter to the new place and then start hitting it off.

Sandtrap · October 22, 2014, 07:33:53 PM

I didn't know you were a big game hunter charles. Cougars are pretty tough to track, or take down.

Kinder Graham · October 22, 2014, 08:24:35 PM

My aunt is like 42 and single. She has two kids though......