If I were to ever get drunk..

clum clum · February 03, 2015, 06:29:27 AM

Getting drunk does have legitimate uses, especially when you are in extreme physical pain.

Verbatim · February 03, 2015, 07:09:14 AM

Quote from: Septy on February 03, 2015, 06:29:21 AM

I got drunk last night and threw up all over my bathroom.

Yeah...

That's intelligent.

Septy · February 03, 2015, 07:28:18 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2015, 07:09:14 AM

Quote from: Septy on February 03, 2015, 06:29:21 AM
I got drunk last night and threw up all over my bathroom.

Yeah...
That's intelligent.

I'm wondering how people stand you in real life

Do you even go outside?

Verbatim · February 03, 2015, 07:31:17 AM

Frequently.

Septy · February 03, 2015, 07:33:19 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2015, 07:31:17 AM

Frequently.

If you say so

DAS B00T x2 · February 03, 2015, 08:07:18 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2015, 03:18:43 AM

Quote from: LC on February 03, 2015, 03:18:36 AM
That's an extreme circumstance though that's reserved for 21sts. Normally I prefer to hover between the buzzed and drunk states kind of early so I can have a few hours to drink water and sober up enough to drive home.
Or, you can... not drink, and never have to worry about it.

Or you can drink at home, alone, and also not have to worry about it!

Verbatim · February 03, 2015, 08:10:38 AM

yeah but that's just sad

Nexus · February 03, 2015, 08:12:36 AM

Drinking lost most of it's appeal when I became legally able to.

Azure · February 03, 2015, 08:19:04 AM

Something you will regret in the morning.

DAS B00T x2 · February 03, 2015, 08:21:13 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2015, 08:10:38 AM

yeah but that's just sad

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Ushan · February 03, 2015, 08:24:57 AM

Give a fire and brimstone sermon in the middle of the Olive Garden that you work at.

Elegiac · February 03, 2015, 08:26:03 AM

I really don't know. Let me know when it happens.

Yu · February 03, 2015, 08:35:05 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2015, 03:48:08 AM

ranch fucking DISGUSTING

Thank you, someone who agrees.

mojo · February 03, 2015, 09:13:28 AM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on February 03, 2015, 02:09:35 AM

What the heck do you think I'd do?

reketmang pls.

challengerX · February 03, 2015, 10:32:55 AM

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Coco · February 03, 2015, 10:58:20 AM

Verbatim. You don't take 2 sips and lose control of your bodily movements and become 100% irrational. It's kinda the whole point of drinking responsibly™. No one's trying to turn you into an alcoholic, but you should really be more considerate and open-minded about people's lifestyle choices. If you're going to say that people aren't intelligent for harming their body like that, then you might as well be saying anyone who eats even semi-unhealthy, doesn't exercise regularly, and spends too much free time staring at internet forums isn't intelligent either.

Girl of Mystery · February 03, 2015, 12:10:00 PM

Another thread being ruined by Verbatard I see.

Coco · February 03, 2015, 01:09:21 PM

Quote from: Nuka 'Kal Vargun on February 03, 2015, 11:02:24 AM

I realize how stupid that sounds, now.

Cheat · February 03, 2015, 01:45:04 PM

I don't ever drink, but I enjoy being around intoxicated people (like at a LAN party or something). It's like free entertainment.

Coco · February 03, 2015, 01:47:06 PM

Quote from: Cheat on February 03, 2015, 01:45:04 PM

I don't ever drink, but I enjoy being around intoxicated people (like at a LAN party or something). It's like free entertainment.

That's exactly what one of my roommates does. He sits with the rest of us and tries to instigate getting blackout drunk.

Dopameme · February 03, 2015, 01:49:56 PM

You'd probably puke at least twice and do some things that your sober self will regret

Cheat · February 03, 2015, 01:54:47 PM

Quote from: Nuka 'Kal Vargun on February 03, 2015, 01:48:35 PM

Quote from: Cheat on February 03, 2015, 01:45:04 PM
I don't ever drink, but I enjoy being around intoxicated people (like at a LAN party or something). It's like free entertainment.
Hell yeah, I love being around my friends when they're drunk and I'm not. lol

My friend got drunk and stoned and had me drive him to Jack in the Box at like...midnight, in the middle of one of our Halo LANs. He couldn't stop giggling so he could order and tried to open the car door when we were moving.

It was incredibly funny, and the guy has a tendency to never remember what happened the next day, so that makes it even better.

Jive Turkey · February 03, 2015, 03:26:15 PM

The thing I hate about being drunk is when you close your eyes you're on a rollercoaster

Nick McIntyre · February 03, 2015, 03:54:56 PM

Quote from: challengerX on February 03, 2015, 10:32:55 AM

Quote from: Voro 'Cinotai on February 03, 2015, 03:40:53 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2015, 03:34:47 AM
Anyone who uses alcohol to have "fun" is the epitome of "no fun".

Well, that cannabis.

Oh noooo, people drink with their friends at parties, oh nooo people have different ways of experiencing fun.

God you're probably that boring fucker that sits in the couch and eats the Cheese Puffs while everyone else is having a fun time
>he thinks eating Cheese Puffs is boring

You sand nigger, I never said eating Cheese Puffs was boring.

challengerX · February 03, 2015, 04:46:57 PM

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R o c k e t · February 03, 2015, 04:57:27 PM

Quote from: challengerX on February 03, 2015, 04:46:57 PM

Quote from: Voro 'Cinotai on February 03, 2015, 03:54:56 PM
Quote from: challengerX on February 03, 2015, 10:32:55 AM
Quote from: Voro 'Cinotai on February 03, 2015, 03:40:53 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2015, 03:34:47 AM
Anyone who uses alcohol to have "fun" is the epitome of "no fun".

Well, that cannabis.

Oh noooo, people drink with their friends at parties, oh nooo people have different ways of experiencing fun.

God you're probably that boring fucker that sits in the couch and eats the Cheese Puffs while everyone else is having a fun time
>he thinks eating Cheese Puffs is boring

You sand nigger, I never said eating Cheese Puffs was boring.
The guy eating Cheese Puffs is the funnest guy at the party, faggot.

It was you wasn't it?

aREALgod · April 05, 2015, 03:24:56 AM

idk man