To any resident FBI Agents...

Solonoid · January 25, 2015, 04:59:02 PM

I am Dan the Man, from Pakistan.
I'm driving all across the land,
Raping kids in my Dan-a-Van.
If you want to take me you'll need a plan,
Because I'm with my brother Stan,
Who learned Kung-Fu when he was in Iran,
Training with the Taliban.
My exploits are so great and grand,
They were recorded in the Dan Qur'an.
Now I'm the leader of Dan Islam.

btw please join my destiny clan

Sorry, I have a short attention span.
Sometimes I smother the children in Flan.
The cheap shit, not name brand.
I like the little ones from Japan.
I fill their buttholes with bran,
And make another eat it 'cause I can.

If you report me you'll be banned,
Because Cheat is one of my Danly Fans.
I'M DAN THE MAN, FROM PAKISTAN!
IF YOU CHASE ME, YOU'LL BE DAMNED

SecondClass · January 25, 2015, 05:00:39 PM

I used to really want to be an FBI agent until I learned that like half the cases just deal with pedos.

Mat Cauthon · January 25, 2015, 05:01:08 PM

Dan the man?

Jocephalopod · January 25, 2015, 05:01:42 PM

CIA>FBI

PSU · January 25, 2015, 05:04:29 PM

You had be until the destiny clan part. Thats when I realized it was fake.

Solonoid · January 25, 2015, 05:08:56 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on January 25, 2015, 05:01:42 PM

CIA>FBI

Oh the irony.

God · January 25, 2015, 05:14:08 PM

Quote from: PSU on January 25, 2015, 05:04:29 PM

You had be until the destiny clan part. Thats when I realized it was fake.

What do you mean? Destiny is a great place to find children.

Coomer · January 25, 2015, 05:26:56 PM

He come to me with money in his hand
He offered me, I didn't ask him
I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that
When I got out, I was in that
I was already through that, I had that
I had the studio. I went to the studio
I went to Fox studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said, 'This is a bigger jail than I just got out of'
I don't want to take my time going to work
I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag
And ten or fifteen girls
What the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for?
Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world
I'm the king, man
I run the underworld, guy
I decide who does what and where they do it at
What am I gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else's money?
I make the money, man. I roll the nickels
The game is mine
I deal the cards